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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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my bony fealty posted:

he will produce evidence of this right after the Varghina alien

peggy hillishly “VaaaaaAAAAARGHINA!”

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Hooplah posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4cLlTtpLI4

that call and the lore around it is absolutely one of my favorite ufo-adjacent mysteries



wth is going on in those comments

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Failson posted:

I was going to recommend the book I Could Tell You But Then You Would Have to Be Destroyed By Me: Emblems from the Pentagon's Black World

But it's out of print, and costs a bundle now, and doesn't appear to be on Archive.org.

https://ia800802.us.archive.org/9/i...ld2008_text.pdf

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Battelle received a $400 million contract from the Defense Logistics Agency for the project, known as the Critical Care Decontamination System (CCDS).[14] Following the conclusion of the program in May 2021, Battelle invoiced $155 million, with 5 million masks decontaminated and an average cost of $31 per mask.

self-funding indeed

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Gen. Jenna Rall when?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Zisky posted:

Iirc it's just dumb age gap discourse but maybe I missed something?

I found this https://ritualabuse.us/ritualabuse/articles/james-randis-alleged-sex-tape/ he’s supposedly on tape soliciting blowjobs from 17-19 year olds ideally while driving. he claims he was recording harassing phone calls after someone posted his number in one of those “for a good time call” mens room scrawls.

also learned the Amazing in his name refers to his 9.5 inches

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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i was going to trust my subconscious and my astral self to some random youtube videos but then i saw on tiktok that there were different versions and maybe some had malware and i should only trust that dude’s sick binaural beats to hemisync to

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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I thought diamagnetic semiconductor was still on the table

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Forever the worst krassenstein brother

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Riot Bimbo posted:


Probably are are crash retrievals, the specifics of their nature are ontology breaking in some kind of lovely somehow uninteresting way,

aliens are real but they can’t gently caress or suck like pfft why bother

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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SO DONT loving FLY IT, DONT loving SHIP IT, DONT loving REACT IT WITH MY BATTERIES.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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mr_jolly posted:

If aliens abducted the plane they might want to look at refining their plane teleportation device seeing as debris from mh370 has washed ashore.

teleported it to the bottom of the ocean, just a misunderstanding of which metal tubes we use for the sky and which for the sea

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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DiscountDildos posted:

Hell yeah very cool

I too get rock hard for aliens

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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proof of nhis was on the web all along

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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real or fake i’ll keep manipulating my flaperon until a uap appears over the white house. it is the white house right? you all haven’t been trying to manifest them in your backyards?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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in the words of body count “if you from mars and you got a pussy we will gently caress you”

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Engorged Pedipalps posted:

Man like three pages of this you guys are really horny for the aliens

down to suck and gently caress time travelers, dimension hoppers, or super intelligent squid people too

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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what does it mean when you fond your diabetic friend unresponsive but alive in exactly this pose:

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

Call the loving doctor

we called 911 and we’re at the ER already, good times

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Tungsten posted:

it means that diabetes makes you like odin except the only wisdom you gain from the ordeal pertains to your blood glucose level

last time he did this he had some banger dreams/ndes/visions and I hope he gets to share the ones he’s surely having now

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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neutral milf hotel posted:

so if the NHI are interdimensional beings does that automatically make them time travelers? kinda like that Matthew McConaughey character in that sci-fi movie Dazed and Confused

that’s what I love about these humans man, I keep getting more advanced and they stay the same

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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bedpan posted:

irish style fairies subsisted on pancakes according to contemporary writing

any lore on how they feel about kimchijeon?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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neutral milf hotel posted:

there's a cool museum of pre-columbian art in Cusco. they have some pretty rad erotic pottery and some kinda look like aliens



hey j’rooti this could be us but you playin

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

those little guys are gonna land at Trump's 2nd inauguration in 2025 and he's gonna hold one up for everyone to see, and won't you feel like a fool then

trump throwing mummies in to a crowd in exactly the way he threw paper towels

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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D-Pad posted:

I'm doing a reread of the Malazan books,

:same: I’m on reapers gale

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Tekne posted:

the spinny bird that some guy recorded, completely forget about, and randomly remembered appeared again close to some ruins in ecuador https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/16pl9kt/ufo_near_ingapirca_ruins/

the phenomena's consistency is impressive and even still with a newer (maybe) shape that this thread took notice of

the power pole is also spinning. maybe broken image stabilization but clearly a camera issue

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Zoobtro posted:


edit, it's loving dripping.

clearly from the precumbrian era

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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I too switched to dry herb vaping and it owns

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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antidote posted:

It feels like we keep getting closer but also like we can only ever cover half of the remaining ground.

you’re looking for the zeno thread. this is the xeno thread.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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have we considered that these aliens have simply smelled a pie and are floating towards it contentedly?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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my bony fealty posted:

Lol he doesn't bother to include in the initial post that his witness confirmed that the thing was indeed only visible on IR cam. Pretty weird!

not if the ir cam has a separate lens and or housing

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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never kissed a bhole that kissed back before

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Spergin Morlock posted:

watched steve-o's interview of Corbell. good Lord he does a lot of ad reads. it reminds me of watching reruns on TBS in the 90s

sponsorblock is great for the more popular channels

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Mummies? I would knock the DUST off that mussy

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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SKULL.GIF posted:

There is also apparently a secret underwater military base east of Miami.

not too secret but yeah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Undersea_Test_and_Evaluation_Center

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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humans from the future confirmed

Brain Curry
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

SETI@home found a modulated signal (images) coming from a planet buzzing with RF energy


what is that Jrooti doing to its cloaca?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

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Barry Foster posted:

I am suddenly faced with the very real chance I will never get to go home again. It's sombering, as our boi would say

I don't regret it one bit though

home is where you’re loved and valued, not necessarily where your parents are

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