Buck Wildman posted:

going great

Robert Plant posted:

Things seem bad

BONGHITZ posted:

rear end covid

LionArcher posted:

spoiler. it was never healthy.

Covid delta baby all the way.


also, we still flattening a curve?

Koirhor posted:

I wish I had one of those Death Note books from the hit anime series

neutral milf hotel posted:

COVID thread is over!!

Der Meister posted:

all this is happening and not a peep about a lockdown

Stereotype posted:

i'm super not okay with getting covid.

Pardot posted:

gradenko_2000 posted:

It's nice to get a new thread

The last one was getting a little... congested

Cloks posted:

posting on the Covid page

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

blind posting from 30 pages back, hopefully i haven't been beaten

euphronius posted:

first trunp thread was like 14000 pages

McNugget Buddy posted:

Who was the last rich person of note to die from COVID

Casey Finnigan posted:

what is the american endgame here? just keep things open until every single hospital in the nation is overwhelmed? and then what? What the gently caress are we doing

Substandard posted:

I grew up a huge Jenny McCarthy fan because she was both a playboy playmate of the year and the host of MTV's singled out while I was a teen.

Never once did I think "here is a woman who should be giving people medical advice".

Sad Billionaire posted:

I made this as a joke and then right as I finished I realized the only difference between this and an actual anti-vaxx meme is that it hasn't been artifacted to poo poo by facebook

ram dass in hell posted:

Now we just have vented children lol

triple sulk posted:

what's up

Hollismason posted:

I'm not sure why you would need to take deworming medication on the regular. Unless your job is like making out with farm animals and eating dirt.

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/rhinosoros/status/1430024004606234629

Schnorkles posted:

Schnorkwife had a fever last night, which all but confirms it at this point. Can basically check off the entire list of onset symptoms plus nausea.

Thankfully the little plane is a little stuffed up but otherwise motoring around unaffected.

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/georgehahn/status/1429945529925001216

Shear Modulus posted:

if i take the horse paste will it turn me into a centaur

Iron Crowned posted:

Contagion is a comedy!

A Gin Palace posted:

newton was a chad actually. he had to run away to the countryside during the 1665 london plague epidemic and he used his free time to invent calculus and the foundation of physics. he was also an antisocial goonlord recluse

Decon posted:

Schnorkles posted:

the government is literally just letting people die. for no reason.

again.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

This is something I've thought of a lot. If my partner started showing symptoms it would be very hard for me to leave them but I get thats probably the best play. Would yall leave your significant other if they tested positive? Not sure I could do it tbh

VomitOnLino posted:

Since we're exchanging CRACK/PINGS and other helpful ideas here anyway:

How do you goons deal with your hair?
Mine is so long now I can tie it up into a pony tail which is annoying as gently caress and probably accelerates my male pattern baldness lol.

I'd just use my buzzer to cut it but there's two problems with that:
1) My buzzer is kinda poo poo and gives up half way through - that was fun finding that out in the early days of the pandemic...
2) Even as I eventually managed to complete it manually, I realized that I had a skull shape that makes me look like a cross breed between KZ escapee and potato