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ponzicar posted:"Comic store backroom wifing ceremony" works both as a thread title and a writing prompt for a short horror story. Sounds like a Japanese adult video title.
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The guy sounds like a real life Homer Simpson
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I'd like to hear his definition of cheating, just to make sure.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:That's because idiotic Europeans didn't/don't understand the concept of using all of the animal. I'm not eating this mediocre bait, into the trash it goes!
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teen witch posted:AITA for scolding my husband who was using my breast milk in his tea? Cow milk's not for humans though.
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value-brand cereal posted:Nobody actually still reads the wills out, these days, correct? It's a fun story but this seems off to me. I have no idea how people with half a million wealth do their things.
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Mx. posted:My (26m) gf (27f) wanted to be Poly till I brought breakup Over like twenty pages back, but this hit me hard. My last ex did this exact thing to me, and in the end she slept with two of my then best friends(no contact to any of them since) after we had "agreed" with monogamy. I had a mental breakdown after that and lost trust in people for years. Nothing wrong with being a poly, as long as you and your partner(s) are on the same page. If you are a poly and you have a thing going with a mono, do you both a favour and  immediately, because it won't work. Cheaters will always get caught in the end, and the resulting fallout usually gets bad for everyone involved. Also don't think you can "convert" any monogamist to pologamy. That's almost as ignorant as trying to convert someone's sexuality.
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Piell posted:AITA for making my mother cry because I did not want to meet a stranger? Bad mothers getting upset because "you are making me feel like bad mother" just keeps happening. There's got to be a better way!( Not pimping my daughter to my new boyfriend's online friends is NOT an option)
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ScienceSeagull posted:She offered a bit more detail about his "theory" in the comments: My ungrateful physicist son in law is making me feel like an idiot when I calmly explain him that I already solved physics by smoking weed and watching YouTube. Edit: Just noticed that OP is a woman and now it all makes perfect sense in Boomer World. Father in law is a male, and therefore has the god-given right and obligation to explain the mysteries of the universe to the female. The Alchemist fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Dec 20, 2022 |
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limp_cheese posted:This dude sucks but they absolutely do have silverware, its just plastic. I went to one when I was recovering from my wounds with a group of other wounded soldiers and I didn't know this was a thing. I was missing teeth so eating chicken off the bone was hard. The server did try to give his usual thing of "We have no silverware and everyone eats with thier hands! Its the gimmick ofnthis place" but did get me a plastic fork and knife when I explained my situation. All in all I didn't have a good time and was probably rude to him but I was still in my rear end in a top hat phase from my wounds and shouldn't have gone.
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Upgrade posted:At what 711 are you ordering coffee? They have coffee here but it's poo poo, much like the rest of their products. That's the 7/11 guarantee
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That update was written at gunpoint
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Cloacamazing! posted:YTA, Naan is delicious and I'd eat it to every meal if I could. Who is stopping you?
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Aug 23, 2023 11:28
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Alcohol is stored in the balls
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Cowslips Warren posted:I bet it comes from the woman really. That's why so many men get babytrapped!
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Sounds like OSHA needs to get involved. If the pregnant was wearing safety harness this wouldn't have happened
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Aug 28, 2023 15:14
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Naming my son Pnurtis Pter Alchemist
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Aug 29, 2023 07:21
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FMguru posted:Title goes one way, story goes another. Punishing the daughter for doing what her mom told her to do just doesn't sit right with me.
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Hughlander posted:My husband doesnt want to have intimacy with me unless it is to conceive kids 
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Aug 30, 2023 08:39
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Me after wedding: *kisses wife on the cheek* Well, that was great! See you at the church next Sunday, I'll be in the Shame Room flogging myself if you need anything
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How much is two blocks in metric system?
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Aug 30, 2023 13:13
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Beached Whale posted:Why are there so many straight guys who can't even wash their own rear end, you're willing to throw away your relationship over something that takes a few minutes tops and tremendously helps your health?
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kimbo305 posted:How can two popes be active colleagues? And on good terms? You haven't obviously read the same conspiracy theories as I have
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Aug 30, 2023 19:29
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FMguru posted:Here's the classic "Stay cramped, bitch" story for anyone who hasn't read it Landlords are the scourge of the earth but this one gets my sympathy
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Aug 30, 2023 20:24
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trickybiscuits posted:Does anyone remember this book from the 1970s, Dinky Hocker Shoots Smack? It's the "you might neglect some people in your life (this child, for instance) who would love to have your full attention without having to be in crisis in order to get it" situation summed up perfectly. OP seems like exactly the sort of person who would think that because she does good things (or says she does), she doesn't have to think about other people. Kid has listened to some right-wing influencers and deducted that good thing is indeed bad.
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Hughlander posted:Speaking of, one of the reddit update subreddits made an Open Relationships bingo card with 3-4 different cards My past relationship got 6 bingos   
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for thinking my sister was joking about her daughter's name? Mildew, Calcium and oval office. Somehow Im eager to find what other names the rest of this familytree has got to offer
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DangerDongs posted:Did they ever slide their foot under your side of the stall, the notorious sign for "want to have a conversation?" I find the latter to be just as intrusive as the former. You dont need to have a smalltalk while taking a poo poo, America
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I've pissed almost daily ever since I was a wee lad, and I still havent quite figured out the controls
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Biplane posted:Lol the boyfriend is an abusive, unstable cop. The guys at the window were probably his fellow cops wanting a look. Is this just a headcanon or somehow established in the comments?
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You should never talk to cops -- let alone having a relationship with them! I hope she learned her lesson and stays safe and gets well
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FMguru posted:[...]text explaining why she no longer wanted to be me Because of this typo, my mind went to some type of Fight Club situation
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artsy fartsy posted:Most of the stories we share here are about people with too much drama in their life, but there are also people without enough She should get a laser and spice things up a bit
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Yes. But what is panda a codename for?
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How do you even survive the cold months without some bodyhair?
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