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trickybiscuits posted:Well, here's some estranged parents then This is from a few pages ago, but in case anyone wanted to read that: quote:I was the biggest “octo” mom ever, also helicopter mom. I tried not to change too much aside from just punctuation, capitalization, and spacing. captainOrbital fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Nov 24, 2021 |
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I just enjoyed minutes of reading this classic post when I got an email from Spotify, saying, "Do you want Car Thing? We're releasing Car Thing in a limited supply" and I was like did this guy write Spotify's emails because deja vu
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What annoys the poo poo out of me: I (25F) and my husband... What I love: - He is a dog thief - He is a regular thief
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Jan 25, 2022 23:13
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I was fumming
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Jan 27, 2022 20:04
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That IS pretty traditional
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Feb 2, 2022 21:56
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* One's "love language" can also be one's vulnerability * My husband's love language is touch * He's not getting poo poo until all my demands are met * That's my love language you're not allowed to criticize it * PS my love language is also lying and manipulation because we're talking about ME here what could be more important
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Feb 16, 2022 22:57
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Smirking_Serpent posted:How do I get my girlfriend to stop wearing her nose ring before sex solely because she knows how much I like it? This is why everyone hates moral philosophy professors.
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Feb 25, 2022 18:55
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Combo posted:My kid is 7 and I'm getting all that stuff in now because I know in a few short years he's going to hate my guts and that's ok. Our sons (18M and 13M) still say "I love you both" every time they leave our room. Our oldest son used to blow kisses to us individually as he left, but he's stopped doing that in the last few months. I guess he hates us now.  It's the luck of the draw.Soylent Pudding posted:AITA For Telling My Ex-Fiancé's Best Friend That He Needs To Live Negative Impact He Played In Ex-Fiancé's Misery? drat I guess his spineless rear end chose his idiot friend over his wife to be sucks to be him. Live that negative Impact bitch
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Mar 2, 2022 23:26
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odiv posted:You don't have to stay in a relationship or marry someone you don't want, but where was the part where they broke up? Some dick ruins their wedding and then ... ? It seems like it was during the wedding? She doesn't clarify extremely, but she says quote:During the objections part which to me sounded like it was in the middle of the wedding ceremony. No Cormac McCarthy this one
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Mar 2, 2022 23:33
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I used to work with this lady (55F) who would always say "oh, just waaait, they're going to grow up and hate youuu!" I was like lady I already hate you and I haven't known you for fifteen years
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Mar 2, 2022 23:56
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What's funny is that the kid and her friends are probably way too young to recognize sp**k as a slur, but her parents seem like they probably know, and yet THAT's not the problem they have with the nickname. Because of course it isn't
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Mar 4, 2022 21:11
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I'm not sure why we did the tooth fairy. Our oldest wrote a letter to the tooth fairy that was very adorable at the time, and they lost a tooth when they were at their cousin's place, and the mom asked us our stance on the whole fairy business. But we never did Santa. Why did we do the tooth fairy? Who can say.
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Mar 25, 2022 22:21
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:It's from a stupid meme from the mid 2000s My wife just did a puzzle with the theme of "The 2000s" what a lovely decade
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Mar 25, 2022 23:04
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haha suck it Jesk
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Mar 29, 2022 21:45
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Uncle Enzo posted:Basic sentiment stands though. Imagine losing a spouse because it had to be Francine and not Valerie. Any spouse. Much less one that assured you freedom and a life of ease. She (hopefully) lost a spouse because he was a big ol mama's boy. As one uncharacteristically wise redditor once said, "mama's boys don't change."
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Mar 30, 2022 17:48
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hopefully ex-girlfriend posted:He is actually proud of how gross his shits are... He didn't like that and said i was implying that he was dirty. Make up your loving mind you gross m*nch*ld
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Apr 1, 2022 19:28
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teen witch posted:Climb down off the cross, you can say manchild. m'fedora just exploded
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Apr 1, 2022 20:19
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Uncle Enzo posted:Her: uuuuuugggh yeah that's it thank you thank you thankyouthankyou THAAAANK YOU UUUUUHH it sounds cute, idk what is wrong with this m**nchild. would he prefer she scream like a m*ndrake
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Apr 1, 2022 23:48
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didn't mean any harm my eye
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Apr 2, 2022 06:00
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Man, I'm so happy that I don't know anyone like the people in this thread. The mama's boys, the insanely abusive boomer dads, the drama-hungry lunatics, the moms that would prefer their kids think they have "accidents" on the reg than teach them about periods. you know, middle america
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Apr 15, 2022 20:32
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I (22F) and my Husband (47M) have six children, each one from a different marriage. I will name them each with a single letter.
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Jul 8, 2022 21:49
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Kurieg posted:AITA for not participating in my friend's multicultural wedding? She should post the email in full
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Jul 13, 2022 18:06
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DaysBefore posted:Never knew those Bavarian dresses were called drindl's so that's neat. SOMEone doesn't collect puffalumps Show up in a dirndl "Oh, are you German?" "Yes, German and Korean, but I was told too many people were wearing traditional Korean clothing so I wasn't allowed" "Oh, do they have many Korean friends?" "no"
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Jul 13, 2022 18:33
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The Bandit posted:Seems like some people consistently have trouble reading the thread It's a database issue that causes projection from personal data onto incomplete fields.
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Jul 27, 2022 22:48
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limp_cheese posted:I like that working out with his wife and getting some muscle tone isn't an option he is considering. I don't understand the mentality of hearing "haha your wife is yoked" or "haha your wife brings you lunch" and thinking that something good about your wife makes you, as a man, look bad as opposed to "yeah my wife owns, you jealous schmucks" but I guess that's why I'm married to a bodybuilding lunchbringer Tea Bone posted:80s punk mo-hawke HOW OLD ARE YOU Solkanar512 posted:AITA for giving our youngest child a “better” life than the older kids? ah yes the two genders "i'm glad you don't have to suffer like i suffered" and "i suffered therefore YOU MUST SUFFER" captainOrbital fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Jul 28, 2022 |
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Jul 28, 2022 16:48
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Solkanar512 posted:"It's awesome asking her to move heavy poo poo for me", yeah give me a loving break and get some thicker skin or better friends. gently caress, go lift weights with her. It's way more fun and interesting than going for a run or some poo poo, christ. a rising wife lifts all spouses
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Jul 28, 2022 16:57
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kdrudy posted:That question sounds like a trap, I wouldn't expect anyone to have an easy time answering it. This one time, I was trying to buy something at a store when I was surrounded by thugs with pants hanging low, loud and violent Rap musick, and marijuana (or crack) smoke. Once I saw the crying statue of Liberty peering in the window I realized into what I had stumbled.
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Jul 29, 2022 20:37
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moonmazed posted:guy that gets really mad on behalf of the fbi when he sees federal boob inspector shirts I didn't know if this was referring to the person that got their sister's car stolen or the person defending the sanctity of HARVARD, but really it works for either.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:(ex, I hope) Yeah, she is spending most of the comments steadfastly ignoring any questions about her continued relationship to this dingus, and carefully replying to questions about the prank itself or her MiL-to-be. She'll post again in a while about her new husband throwing a tantrum, or about her full-face cake-mask at the wedding.
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Aug 2, 2022 22:29
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just a bunch of people aggressively nonrocking
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Aug 3, 2022 19:58
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It's funny: as someone that has a non-practicingly-Jewish wife (and kids) how the gently caress do you not know what a bris is? Now I've personally never bean, but I've been to seders and chanukkah parties and shivas, like I assume this dude has. what's a bris tho but yeah she probably deliberately left out the "cut his dick" part of we're ceremonially naming him and also we're going to cut his dick
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Aug 19, 2022 21:57
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Lone Goat posted:If she's non practicing, why would he know what a bris is? I mean, a lot of it is cultural. I used to read my kids the story of chanukkah when they were little. I am catholic (bc I was baptized many years ago and according to francis it is impossible to be a former catholic), but I'm pretty sure nobody in my house believes in any sort of higher power. Except the cats, obv. There is a lot about the jewish faith that is just woven into the culture. My kids' cousins had bat mitzvahs and all that, but most of the family is non-practicing. There's just lots of relatives that hold onto the cultural history of judaism, and honestly I think it's kind of nice.
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Kenshin posted:This one is pretty I saw them (Short Fuse is Getting Shorter dating Tall Fuse is Getting Taller) at a concert in Chicago at the Salt Shed and I was like drat that tall-rear end dude's eight-year-old is super handsy. My wife is 4'10.5" (148.6 cm) but luckily she is not easily mistaken for a child and also I am def not 6'6"
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Aug 26, 2022 18:54
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Neito posted:I'm not sure if this is a joke, or the actual name of a band that would open for another, even weird named act like The World Is A Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid To Die. Short Fuse is Getting Shorter dating Tall Fuse is Getting Taller refers to the way she described herself in the Dear Prudence letter  in case people forgot the story with the psyduck.
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Aug 26, 2022 19:07
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Neito posted:Fair enough, but if i ever start a post-rock band I'm stealing that for the name. My kids and I were making fun of I Love You, and Despite Loving You, Which I Do, I Have Chosen Darkness. Somebody Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, But Because They Were Promised Jetpacks, They Have Chosen Darkness
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Aug 26, 2022 20:06
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You don't even have to do that, you can bring most food through security. The only restriction is the usual 3.5oz limit on liquids. Plus like most airports have several restaurants—or, like Charlotte, a loving mall—once you get past security. Just get takeout from Tuna World and bring it right on the plane, bb
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E-ink books are objectively better than paper books. I'm trying to explain this to yins. They take up less space, they remember where you left off, new books are delivered to you near-instantly, you can prop them up and read while lying down, they have built-in lights, you can have them remember your place across devices, and they have built-in dictionaries. To be fair, they don't smell as good and it's harder to flip back a few pages to find a spot when you want to refer to something in the past. Also once I tried to dogear the page and it never worked again.
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Yeah I only go to MEAT PARTIES. Communal food and a chance to hang out with friends and have beers my eye; there's a mcdonalds right over there and I have facebook on my phone. e: I mean obviously it was reverse-gotcha vegetarian bait but I will still leave bundles of hair under your bed if you disagree with me captainOrbital fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Sep 27, 2022 |
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Sep 27, 2022 19:38
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm hoping that's normal self-consciousness resulting from hitting puberty, and nothing more nefarious than that. Yeah all of my kids used to run around the house naked as soon as they stopped wearing diapers, right until they were getting near puberty. gently caress that guy: your kids aren't there FOR YOU. Think about the loving message you're sending. He's crying because his dad told him that his love is conditional on his son's entertainment value to him. ed: where was it, ted lasso? "every child deserves a parent; not every parent deserves children"
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Invisible Clergy posted:tl;dr, post fake. Efforpost on why spoilered for people who don't care to read postbusters[spoiler] The original thing that bugged me about this post was why Mary's original idea was to switch necklaces with her. Was she going to wear it herself? Presumably standing right next to her sister? Was she going to "lose" it in the toilet? Oh sorry a number one male in a hoodie snatched the necklace from me while i was out front smoking... i just started it's a wonderful habit
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