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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What's the latest on that abomination of a Tesla truck?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Goffer posted:

Test, poster from 2 min ago:

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1675157455662194690?t=w4CNTAsOpydtf7ZnHN-Few&s=09

I was going to say it's working for me but something just went wrong and noes it's broke.

Them Liberals got them hackers now, I hear. Reading your emails. Scraping your data.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

May I have more Tweets Mr. Elon, sir?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Icon Of Sin posted:

Minor nitpick: Zuck had jujitsu installed, he skipped the training part. Also, always bet on the cyborg/robot.

"I know Kung Fu"

- Zuckbot

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


lol "trained in no rules street-fighting"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kazil posted:

interesting

It's German, for "The Musk".

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Hey Elon, maybe instead of working out you could work on getting Twitter working. NO TIME OFF!
26 HOURS A DAY!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

goatface posted:

But we were all so free.

Take my love,
Take my land,

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Any company: “this bug affected a tiny percentage of users”

Translation: “this bug affected all users”

They've hired that Russian PR Firm!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You can't stop THE SCRAPEINATOR.

You can only hope to rate limit it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm so glad I don't use Twitter. I'm just here to root on the downfall of Musk.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

E the Shaggy posted:

"Don't be trans, otherwise bigots like me won't hire you. INTERESTING!"

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1676636069083709455?s=20

I'll look into it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shooting out some thick Threads.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Throot is out there...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Deep Throots

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Zuck is a SCRAPER?!?!?!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

:lol:

How the gently caress is it cheating to make another web service?

Elon was that kid when you're 10 playing games who keeps making up rules for himself isn't he?

He was trained in no rules street fighting.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I hope we see Elon really melt down and commit to an actual fight in a tweet.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Some happy lawyers is the subtext here.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kazil posted:


Musk has lost King

Musk is so desperate for King's attention.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Infinitum posted:

Man.. most people just get addicted to drugs

Imagine the sort of poo poo you could buy for $44 billion

Two chicks at the same time....

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I like to imagine Musk's emotional state these last few days. Is he sleeping? Pacing around, thinking up his next tweet? When he learns Wendy's and Amtrak are dunking on him, will he realize he's lost the plot? Is he calling people, demanding something be fixed?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Musk watched "Ex Machina" and thought "I could make a hotter robot, but she'd love me".

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Has anyone else been to the Petersen Automotive Museum in LA recently? They've dedicated the entire main floor to Tesla. I was there and got to see a cybertruck lol



The exhibit was very simptastic, and was pretty funny to me. But the rest of the museum was cool so I don't regret going.

Homer Simpson designed a better vehicle than this.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Zugzwang posted:

Can't wait until Twitter is entirely supported by MyPillow ads.

He sells sheets now too! Very convenient, multiple uses.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Vegetable posted:

What’s the threads equivalent of a twitter thread? just a thread? they’re making it really hard to describe their platform-specific thread

Tapestries

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd like to get some action on when Musk breaks. Over under 13.5 days.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kazil posted:

Hey guess what Elon loving sucks


So Elon actively Mods Twitter too? Wild.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

priznat posted:

I feel we're getting pretty close to dune style feudal house assassination attempts as billionaires have a go at each other for slights real and perceived.

Which would be pretty cool tbh.

Assassin drones hovering above Zuck's estate.....

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thraedo Guy was one of the sometime members of a Jizz band in a side street cantina. Not much of a backstory.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Any Angel fans know the real LA Beast. Tough guy.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hello, Vegas? Give me 20 on Zuck.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I also keep my visiting mother in the garage like my hero Elon Musk.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Interesting! I'll look into it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

what is Tuck's home studio set up?

like Fox took their equipment and went home, who's dark money gave Tuck that stuff, the human editors/productions, and a bunch of other stuff.(like the graphic/logo in the corner)?

It's always the Kochs.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Steadiman posted:

Taking the biggest bong rip i've ever taken in my life and turning to face everyone else in the room:

"Hey guys..."


Everyone awkwardly turns away...

Wow.... (takes hit)...... really makes you think.

*exhales

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Farrah changed the world twice. Once with this movie.

The other with that 70's poster.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Resident Idiot posted:

I've legit got two invites for the first two that wants them. PM me and I'll send them.

@Riven, I hope you got yours?

Double the power, double the pride!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Treecko posted:

Get stranded on an island where your billions of dollars don't mean much and eat yourself while Steven King tweets angrily about how he wrote it first and isn't paying 8 bucks

Such a great story, the surgeon and the mountain of cocaine on the deserted island....

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Treecko posted:

Fact is stranger than fiction

So what did we learn here?

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