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i like that now elon is probably hosed either way now and even if he gets twitter, it will be such a unproductive shithole that everyone with any clout will jump ship. hell trump isnt even bitting since he made his own rusty copium needle.
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ilmucche posted:Please let this be true https://twitter.com/verge/status/1586883874122264576 NOPE but the fairy gave you a better gift. Blue checks arent meant to be status symbols. They’re supposed to be a guarantee that the person is A REAL PERSON. THATS THE POINT This kills the site and thus 90% of the entire point of using the site at all Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Oct 31, 2022 |
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Oct 31, 2022 02:25
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big nipples big life posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1586253675583852544 he really is one of those dumb asses who tries to make a rube goldberg up and subscription plan everything he does.
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Oct 31, 2022 04:44
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buglord posted:It’s still really hard not to see this as some 5th dimensional chess move because I refuse to believe someone could act this stupidly. he won't get it though. same with trump, sure he also has chuds who will lick every fleck of poo poo off of musks rear end but musk doesnt get a THRILL from them, he wants everyone to treat him like they did 10 years ago, like irl tony stark. instead he is a joke to tons of folks and only conditionally liked by chuds.
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Nov 5, 2022 01:59
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pixaal posted:The day most people stopped seeing him as cool was the day he played Wario on SNL. It was fun to watch in real time as the overall view shifted. He's starting to become Wario to be honest. yeah. musk is a sociopath and is empty as gently caress and takes big dumb wasteful risks in hopes for feeling flashes of validation. i think he legit thought if he bought twitter then everyone would love him and think he is super cool and he could be quirk main character of twitter but lol reality happened and now he will probably gently caress up so bad that we will probably be seeing straight up illegal poo poo on twitter soon or at least gently caress really gross worse poo poo because musk wanted to thanos snap the company and now the sites immune system is dead. so now he is getting poo poo on and enough of his hosed up sociopath brain doesnt like that so now he is trying to be trump and thinking that the companies need him more then he needs them. now he is playing full dumb poo poo and pissing more away. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Nov 5, 2022 |
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Nov 5, 2022 02:05
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TulliusCicero posted:How the gently caress is running a shitpost site extremely hardcore? basicaly, bend the knee and work awful hours with same pay and constant unpaid time in some vague hope that i can make a buck off this as a change my mind to the whims of whatever moron chud speaks to me last. everyone will quit outside visa holders and lickspittles.
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Nov 16, 2022 14:38
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:if employees want to sabotage twitter can't they just do that remotely probably to some degree but that shits probably way more monitored electronicaly then it is at the office. like yeah the companies crashing like the loving Executor but if your gonna gently caress up the company, its better for them to not be able to pin it to a lap top at your house. i think the world will be a slightly better place without twitter but i will miss the fandoms and weird poo poo. tumblr has some good parts but its fandom poo poo gets super super super gross and toxic.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:34
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davecrazy posted:Your home is this forum. Lowtax is your landlord emeritus. pretty sure that contract ended the second he sold it and topped himself. Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1593409736170295296 this is dumber then trump level poo poo in someways, least trump would have just waddled off or tried to flip it or blame others, this stupid gently caress keeps coming back for more.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:43
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Tricky Ed posted:Twitter, the service, isn't likely to stop working in the next few days, or probably weeks. But it died today. Whatever keeps lurching forward isn't going to be built and run by the people who made it what it is. It'll be built and run by the people who aren't happy with what it is and chose to stay after the new boss pulled an atomic seagull power move. Yeah, I am seeing a lot of artists and content creators and others posting “hey if this place burns here is my Instagram or discord or whatever” or poo poo similar. It’s the beginning of the end.
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Nov 18, 2022 12:43
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dr_rat posted:Seen a lot of journalists with decent followings start asking where's a good place to go. yeah, it won't crash right away probably, but i am sorta reminded what happened to neogaf. it had a ton of issues already and then the owner got outed as massive sex monster and a majority of the site left, the owned dropped alot of the protections then and let it become a shittier something awful with chuds and poo poo. its still around but its pretty depopulated. youcallthatatwist posted:This is the correct take. yep, most of the artists and creators i know are doing that now, fun times ahead.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:01
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ijyt posted:This is late as gently caress but as much as I agree at the general "lol twitter" sentiment, I had also ended up in a very welcoming and warm community, through which I ended up meeting my partner. I really feel for the people that had a cosy niche in the hellsite and if it crashes and burns I'll miss the memories and community. gently caress Elon, honestly. Same. A lot of the people I follow and find funny or buy from will still be on it as the ship sinks or goes into the warp or whatever. I have a couple discords I live on and gbs so I will be fine but it’s sad. Crymetimeboys posted:Just endless spewing of sewage from this garbage piece of poo poo. Lol he sounds like my chud uncle now.
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Nov 23, 2022 12:39
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TulliusCicero posted:
i mean it will and it won't. my guess is what happens is he lets every possible nazi on and then does nothing when more and more hosed up poo poo happens, big money will pull out or limit there pressense and ton and it will slowly implode, only morons and uber chuds will take the jobs and they won't be able to fix the issues and or make them worse. Decon posted:Chad got unbanned and came back with a bomb. yeah, its clear musk will take shots at banning lefties and progresives when possible but is enough of a coward that he will probably walk back on alot of them.
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Nov 24, 2022 02:28
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/1595469546390945793?s=46&t=1KUp9Z8SeqIVZ3OQgDzCfg i mean its a more academic way of saying "shitposting skill can't be bought, its natural talent, dril has it and elon doesn't".
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Nov 24, 2022 17:40
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Strategic Tea posted:David Sarif had an iconic, slightly whiny voice. It fits. david sarif voice actor had a massive mental break. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO2WIFTm7n4
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Nov 28, 2022 12:50
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Strategic Tea posted:IIRC it's also the deus ex game where you have to stop the anti mecha-apartheid terrorists (the bad ones that go too far!!!). The game literally describes it in these words. the illuminattie is at war with itself and trying to cover up a big gently caress up from HR so they are trying to flush mechanical augs in favor of more concealed poo poo amongst other poo poo. part of the big issue with mankind divided is its the literal first act of a much bigger game that square enix(the publisher) cut up into thirds because human revolution didnt make cod 4 money. they then sold the dev and the IP(the dev owns the IP) to make more NFT money.
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Nov 28, 2022 14:07
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Decon posted:It's just his continued regression into his true form: a jackass, know-it-all teenage boy that thinks contrarianism makes him smart. he is peak Gen X contrarian dickhead. smart enough to realize alot of stuff is bullshit but not smart enough to move beyond that fact.
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Nov 28, 2022 15:55
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Yeah, my guess is that Elon's trying to get out in front of things by painting Apple as some horrible censor before they inevitably delist the Twitter app. Unfortunately, Twitter needs Apple wayyyyyy more than Apple needs Twitter. 🤣🤣🤣 I think apple called and told him to clean out the hardline nuts or they will delist and walk, if they do then way more big names will walk too. Lol.
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Nov 28, 2022 19:41
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Random Stranger posted:I don't think Apple will do anything because they don't want to be perceived as unstable, fragile ego-ed lunatics who put petty grievances and lack of understanding over their users' experiences. Nah, it’s clear Twitter is going to poo poo and that apple would probably view pulling the plug as a lesser risk then staying on while the site becomes 8chan.
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Nov 28, 2022 19:44
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean what could Twitter even do to Hunter Biden’s stuff. The info is on a laptop not hidden in some weirdos tweets My guess is banning a lot of the open conspiracy poo poo mixed whatever gently caress tapes were on there. Pretty sure most of it is stolen/leaked and private poo poo. So it’s fine getting banned.
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Dec 2, 2022 22:19
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1598858721316462592 yeah, there is no smoking gun because its either boring "black sheep son had cushy board jobs because he flashed his name but none at the orders of his dad" OR "black sheep son was addict and had a giant cock and some bastards but his dad still loves him" and the chuds keep sifting through and puting things in different orders in hopes something pisses the normies off or is actually damning.
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Dec 3, 2022 03:12
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The Last Call posted:No, the right is all about what's between peoples legs these days. From drag queens, to kids, to Hunter. It’s also deeply unpopular with normies and moderates. I doubt most moderates are big super progressive Allie’s but most hate the stupid insane mean poo poo the reason right pushes with their various social poo poo and etc. like every pundit I follow is saying this poo poo is why the gop got hosed up in a low turn out midterm that they should have had.
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Dec 4, 2022 00:07
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jeffreyw posted:It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder if a lot of right wing idiots aren’t so much constantly arguing in bad faith but just extremely stupid and consistently angry. It’s all three mixed with being privileged as gently caress.
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Dec 9, 2022 12:38
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Data Graham posted:And the more paranoid part of me says things like: true but i think alot of them realize woke stuff or at least representation and poo poo gets them way way more money then pandering to weird chuds, the uber chud poo poo doesnt sell, it didnt even sell in a dem midterm. The current GOP/chud poo poo is way to explicity hate mongery and the chuds are explicit about attacking any company that doesnt bend 100 of 100 of the time, so corps will just stick to what they are doing mostly and wait for the chuds to fry themselves out and pray the big buessness ghouls take the reigns again. with twitter it depend. i suspect alot of companies are gonna wait to see how bad it really gets and wait for the first lawsuit cascade or big mainstream news controversy and then slowly start dropping advertisers. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Dec 9, 2022 |
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Dec 9, 2022 14:10
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Data Graham posted:Looking forward to the next round of "Oh that's why we were spending all that money on smoke detectors and fire alarms, guess we shouldn't have got rid of them all" Wasn’t saying you were wrong. Was more just saying I think they make to much money to jump to the chud ship and the current midterm and other stuff show that. When it changes we will know.
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Dec 9, 2022 15:36
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https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1601384986199805953 so it sounds like dipshit is trying say that it was bad that they got angry and banned trump over this tweet. lol i think its funny because elon in allowing this incidentally pulled back the curtain on the devil and showed nothing but a boring office that did management meetings about problem canidates. When you build up your enemies as satanic child fuckers who hate your immortal god emperor and the final big denouncement revelations are “well management talked about giving them a 12ver and we will have to talk about upper management for anything more drastic” kinda puts a damper on it
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Dec 10, 2022 02:24
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ymgve posted:how long is he going to post this time? will we see a three digit twitter thread? four? its like 70. so today we learned: Twitter was not taking orders from FBI/DHS/etc, Twitter wasn't punishing conservatives if they didn't break the rules, and that twitter was exhausting all possibilities before banning trump
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Dec 10, 2022 02:32
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Sylvian Wastes posted:All this screaming by conservatives on twitter about proof the left is suppressing them... and its all boring discussions and corporate moderation. thats just it. like its all boring bullshit and the smart GOP ghouls are loving pissed because they dont have anything new plus no one cares.
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Dec 10, 2022 02:36
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1600989069273886721 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI86p6YogIg&t=4s all i am picturing is this old sketch. ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.
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Dec 10, 2022 04:05
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Renreeja posted:whats up with Taibbi? I only remember him from the older days of Griftopia etc. where he was like a wisetalkin rollingstone writer. How does somebody like that end up going to bat for trump and elon? what a loving joke if i remember correctly, he crack pinged hard over people bringing up that he probably hosed young teens in his gonzo journalist days and trump winning kinda hosed up his brain. idk. i liked his "i can't breath" book about eric gardner and its a good break down of the case and why broken windows policing is loving stupid and etc. i have suspecion that alot of gonzo journalists like him, greenwald, that other dipshit and a couple others are super contrarians who after realizing that being sorta socially progressive/liberal is the main stream now, decided that the chuds were the real folk/volk heroes that needed protection. thats also why i think a bunch of zoomers do it too, because its "counter culture/"gently caress you dad" poo poo. with elon and trump, its mostly a mix of them both being bigoted shitheads who are also incredibly incurious and dumb socially. Sir John Falstaff posted:He developed a crippling case of Greenwald's Disease. So sad. greenwald was always a nazi simp though. he just go a pass for a while because of snowden and because some morons still think greenwald is smart. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Dec 10, 2022 |
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Dec 10, 2022 05:01
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Elon is the dumb kid who desperately wants to be part of the cool kids to the point where he will be their little servant and gurgle and nod what ever they tell him because he desperately thinks it will make him cool.
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Dec 10, 2022 15:31
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https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1601720455005511680 https://twitter.com/JamesFourM/status/1601737533934960640 It’s like finally hitting bottom. They are trying to rule lawyer his ban post January 6th.
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Dec 11, 2022 03:43
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https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1601778264581627904 This poo poo is genuinely pathetic.
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Endorph posted:do peopleeven care about fauci outside terminally online rightwingers anymore no, post vaccines and poo poo, no one cares about covid for better/worse and fauci. yet chuds like my uncle and i guess elon still scream about it. its loving weird. IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh cool, it's even worse. so they are mad because he eyerolled at rand paul and other chuds.
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DrVenkman posted:https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1602257153234194432?t=QwRMO61LP8uTPuL7XwRczQ&s=19 christ, what a sad douche. i like that deep down he knows his money can't buy him repsect outside of the chuds and freaks like them so he doubles down and makes people hate him more.
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Dec 12, 2022 14:28
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jesus gently caress, thats some mr burns energy poo poo right there. kw0134 posted:The goal of Twitter is to not be the main character for the day. Musk paid $20+ billion out of his own pocket to be the permanent main character. yeah, he is too insecure and hosed up narsstic to realize that being the main character won't make him loved. ProperCoochie posted:Yeah, at the core of it, it's this. They're pissed off that the world isn't like it was when they were 8 years old. Childbrain is essential for conservative existence. i think alot of it is "i peaked in the 80s/90s/early aughts and why dont people clap for everything i do anymore"
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IBroughttheFunk posted:Oh God, another one. They're up to five already? I thought they had only done two. what the gently caress is this QCS chud poo poo. like your rule lawyering that trump go banned for trying a coup. gently caress off. Cabbages and Kings posted:sorry but I forgot who asked this thats a good point. the gonzo days are gone and socially prorgressive or and least liberal ideals are normal and mostly main stream. so if you want to be counter culture contrarian, suck chud poo poo out their asses and salute them i guess. like i will say, chud poo poo is the new hippie counter culture for alot of these dipshits.
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PhazonLink posted:90% he said he's Rick, because of the cartoon Rick and Mort, where Rick is a cool supa science man, and 10% because he remembers da Rick James fad line. jesus christ. that's cringe and i wear loving tshirts from a gay daemon cartoon.
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its because all the smart ghouls who just wanted to make money or tax breaks are dead or retired or pudding brained so now the true believers or the 5 column oppertunists and the nazi nazis run the party.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1602734819225571328 lol apartheid dying and getting hosed broke his brains hard.
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