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Jul 1, 2006

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funeral home DJ posted:

A message to China, Russia et. al.: if we end up with Alex Jones loving Kent State Gun Girl porn, please nuke the USA ASAP so it doesn't leave our shores. Thank you for your consideration, etc. etc.

china if you're listening :yooge:

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Jul 1, 2006

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Kirk Vikernes posted:

Alex Jones diagnosed with a fatal case of Reynal failure

Amazing :golfclap:

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Jul 1, 2006

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KitConstantine posted:

Ooooh he's getting himself worked up now

"My destruction will be SPECTACULAAAR!!! AND IT WILL BE A LIGHT TO OTHERS AND TO THEIR CHILDREN"

Immediate cut to ads :lmao:

THIS is the Knowledge Fight episode i look forward to listening to :allears:

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Jul 1, 2006

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Rev. Bleech_ posted:

that's 800-588-2300, get it right or pay the peice

edit: ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN CARS FOR KIIIIIDS

1-800-451-7777

Nation Wide Warehouse! :haw:

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Jul 1, 2006

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Grand Fromage posted:

It's kind of amazing how confident Alex can be that his listeners will never check anything he says. It would take zero effort to find out that every word he's saying about the trial is a lie since it's literally all on YouTube, but none of his audience will.

Fact-checker is a derogatory term to them. Facts don't factor into whatever subject they're talking about. It's pure confirmation bias.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Main Paineframe posted:

eh, it makes sense

if the jury was gonna do "gently caress-em-up" numbers you'd see that in the punitive phase, not in the compensation phase which is p clearly supposed to be based on hard numbers of financial harm done

I had glanced somewhere the max for punitive is $750k. Maybe in this thread. Someone prove me wrong, please.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Stenographer: *types 'idk lol :shrug:' into the record*

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Jul 1, 2006

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nurrwick posted:

(aside: I'm delighted to see a thread full of policy wonks, I thought I was kind of alone in being willing to listen to stuff like this).

:respek:

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Jul 1, 2006

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teen witch posted:

I’d like to get a temperature check to delay finishing this awful drink I made.

There’s another trial (Pozner/de la Rosa, Noah Pozner’s parents vs Alex Jones, same judge). I’m down to keep the thread open during the downtime, or would you all want me to close it until then? I’ll reopen it when the trial starts, regardless if it’s being streamed, regardless if it’s different lawyers.

Either or, I just want to know how y’all feel

Keep it open/pseudo-KF thread.

It's time to pray.

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Jul 1, 2006

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KitConstantine posted:

The knowledge fight guys are gonna be on Reliable Sources with Brian Steltzer...like in the next hourish to discuss the trial

They're finally outing themselves! They're admitting it! It's in the mainstream news!

(these are all things alex would say)

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Jul 1, 2006

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I have great respect for Knowledge Fight

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Jul 1, 2006

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Jordan gives Dan motivation to continue, probably, and that's all the stuff I need.

Also he's less yelly on the episodes that he takes the wheel.

But to be fair most of what Dan tells him warrants an 'endless screaming' feeling. Not that it makes for entertaining podcasts but: he's right, you know.

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Jul 1, 2006

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I couldn't trust almost anyone in subversive stand-up comedy from 90s/Oughts into now. A handful of them that I liked (Which I don't want to name, because :can: ) just went right-wing brain on me and I hate it.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Found the Jim Breuer fan.

poo poo.

yeah i found his story-telling bits funny. I was also a teenager then.

I'm just slightly less stupid now.

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Jul 1, 2006

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'm no big fancy lawyer but the one thing I do know is when you're losing you should yell objection as much as possible. doesn't matter why, just keep yelling it

In the latest Knowledge Fight episodes, Bankston literally references Phoenix Wright, so I bet he was practically expecting it.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Mark Bankston interviewed on The Young Turks. Live as I post!

Edit: Dick pics confirmed!!!

Morter fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Aug 9, 2022

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Jul 1, 2006

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Hell yeah, Dan & Knowledge Fight got a shoutout on TYT.

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Jul 1, 2006

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He calls it 'rock polishing' :heysexy:

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Jul 1, 2006

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bird with big dick posted:

I’m sure my wife would consider it an honor to have someone of the caliber of Roger Stone look at her titties.

Only if he did the cartoon wolf "awooga' with his eyes, since he's wearing a fitting suit.

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Jul 1, 2006

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mojo1701a posted:

Well, here's hoping these dominoes keep falling!

The only problem is that as Becca said in this episode, there's always a vacuum. This time it's being filled by Glenn Greenwald and Matt Taibbi.

Can't wait for the Greenwald heelturn to finally finish

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Jul 1, 2006

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KitConstantine posted:

What do you think delaying the trial for a month accomplish for Jones side other than dragging this out more? Or is that enough by itself?

I just don't see the advantages, especially since it's another default judgement case.

Jones has already spun this like it's a spectacle to punish him. Even though the reason he's being punished is empirically sound and easily identified, he's able to make it seem like 'I did all i could and they're doing x, y, and z!'. It's essentially protracted martyrdom.

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Jul 1, 2006

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I also feel like it might be an attempt to 'get ahead' of anything Alex might try to do to play it off or incriminate them (like they 'planted' it or w/e). A lot of the right's accusatory defenses/deflections towards things are 'Well why didn't you say/do [blank] at the time?!'

There's Mark doing just that. IMO.

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Jul 1, 2006

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goatface posted:

I think it was the ICP.

Having to perp-walk to The Oddities is something I wouldn't wish on anyone.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Also, FYI, the US Trustee’s office is a part of the DoJ. They’ll have federal officers with them for security.

"They're holding me at gunpoint!"

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Jul 1, 2006

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mojo1701a posted:

I'm imagining something not unlike this:



Right before he then throws his briefcase at Alex's head.

the finger thing means the taxes!

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Jul 1, 2006

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Confusedslight posted:

I hope Alex Jones is watching this.

If he was he'd be making loud sounds from his mouth and butt the whole time. He's absolutely incapable of listening down and listening to another side.

Reminder when one of the witnesses was literally talking right at him.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

I got an audio recording of the six hour bankruptcy hearing yesterday and am listening to it while doing some other stuff. A lot of twitter has hit the highlights but I'm a dork and am listening for more judge questioning.

Hit is with some highlights as you encounter them, please.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Just want to give a 'Thank you for your service' to this whole thread for keeping lurking rear end chumps like me informed.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Confusedslight posted:

Stream down for anyone else?

Yup

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Jul 1, 2006

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This one time, at jury duty...

(Fake edit: but really can't wait until tomorrow)

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Jul 1, 2006

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SalTheBard posted:


Also I wish Pattis would speak into the loving mic

I wish Pattis would speak into an oncoming train. In minecraft.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Jul 1, 2006

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InsertPotPun posted:

i didn't want all my alex jones knowledge to come from knowledge fight

How's that working out for you, in your opinion

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Jul 1, 2006

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InsertPotPun posted:

i know knowledge knife

Knowledge Knife

It's time to flay :ese:

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Jul 1, 2006

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Pirate Radar posted:

Sick of them pretending like they are the sharp ones, saying WE are the dull ones

Bread alert, bread alert bread alert!

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Jul 1, 2006

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KitConstantine posted:

Oh, that's good to know, thank you for clarifying

I was wondering why they were doing that. that makes it pretty ghoulish imo

I can only imagine what the comments would be saying if they were on.

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Jul 1, 2006

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pseudanonymous posted:

This is kind of stupid because it’s not how the human brain works.

Honestly the plaintiffs should get to present their evidence he did these things and the defense shouldn’t get to defend him, that should be the penalty for his failure to participate.

I don't know how much you're aware of but every single time they've brought up exactly what Jones said, the defense from Jones and his various lawyers is that it's being played out of context or could possibly (or they allege it to be) edited. Which is probably what lead to Reynal trying to play 55 minutes of Jones for the jury.

IMO nobody wins in that scenario

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Jul 1, 2006

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Faust IX posted:

Yeah, no, there is no way in hell this ISN'T going to be brought into evidence. Like, immediately from the plaintiffs before Norm can even attempt to shout objections.

Just laughing at the idea of Norm opening the door to the court room just yelling 'OBJECTION" on the way in, like some bad pro-wrestling scene crashing.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Randalor posted:

Where was it that Alex Jones' lawyers tried to claim that the money was tied up in a company owned by a mysterious individual known only by the initials AEJ and the prosecution asked what Alex Jones' middle name was?

I'm very certain it was one of the more recent, if n ot THE most recent deposition episode (6 or 7) where the plaintiff (? or plaintiff's reps. Mark and Bill, regardless) asked the person being deposed, which i'm 90% sure was Paz, what "AEJ Holdings" stood for.

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Jul 1, 2006

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Foo Diddley posted:

i can still hope that he lowtaxes himself, don't crush my dreams

I'm convinced that with his visceral, reflexive contrarianism, he'll just go the ol' Bill Cooper route

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Jul 1, 2006

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Devor posted:

This is really gross, and plays into AJ's contention that this trial is blaming him for the deaths instead of the torment he caused

It's also incredibly facetious and kind of jarring that anyone, be it Alex Jones or a shitposter, would take it literally.

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