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dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Charles Bukowski posted:

I had a dream i lost my ik status

the idiot part or the king part

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dervival
Apr 23, 2014

AARD VARKMAN posted:

there's a family of four (two teenage boys) sitting next to me at the airport and all four of them are nonstop watching tik toks with the sound on and showing them to each other

if you're feeling spiteful you can remind them about the whole ByteDance divestiture nonsense going on now

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Bad Purchase posted:

it's this poster



dervival
Apr 23, 2014

TrashMammal posted:

breakfast is an act of love

is that why the gravy for the biscuits and gravy was saltier than usual today

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

MrQwerty posted:

I had my fingers crossed that the last FBI agent who interviewed me about a friends' security clearance would ask me if I wanted to get coffee again because I was so charming, I know the feeling

gotta love having friends applying for stuff at Sandia/LANL, my spouse had a couple phone interviews a few years back but nothing in person

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Anybody else feeling complete existential dread eating up their insides right now?

not any more than the usual from the last 6 or 7 years, no

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

my job has decided to stop being assholes and i moved in with my girlfriend and i stopped being sick after three solid months, that's my news

that's really rad news to be fair

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

my feedback caused a speaker to blow out

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

also someone ate a couple of the red ball bearings

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

is that a chef's ehat being worn there

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

pencilhands posted:

I have a tiny caulk

it's good for precision work

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

AARD VARKMAN posted:

got me a tub of frozen green chiles :q:

nice, any plans on what you're going to make with 'em?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

bagmonkey posted:

i thought you were doing the youth pastor bit sorry


🅾️🅱️ reaching out to the youths

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

every time the transformation starts they go "aw, frig"

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Hollismason posted:

I'll suck Ronald McDonald's dick then stab you in the yard

...with the aforementioned dick?

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

MrQwerty posted:

Turning 38 a 4:20PM Mountain

Maybe I'll go bowling or something

happy birthday dude

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

happ birf emsparkly

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

MrQwerty posted:

I hope they strike me soon

huh, wonder why they went with Teva for you specifically

dervival
Apr 23, 2014


"I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horsemissile." - Ronald Reagan, probably

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

kntfkr posted:

My buddy told me Pentiment is like Disco Elysium so I bought it and got bored after tweny minutes and can report that it is Pentiment is NOT like Disco Elysium. It is a game about *fonts*.

the fonts are supposed to act like tequila sunset's brain skills that yell at him

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Smugworth posted:

get your frogs to buy more spam I guess. I recommend the low sodium version

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

MrQwerty posted:

Lol at the beginning of the month here it was >60F and then the next day it snowed.

The joys of living over a mile high.

there's always an april fool's snow here though

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Smugworth posted:

who the hell drinks Pepsi

some people drink pepsi, some people drink coke

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

redshirt posted:

Make mine Moxie

we're out of Moxie, will Spunk™ do

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Vile_Nihlist666 posted:

No butt, unpopular opinion!

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

TrashMammal posted:

found an amazing painting at an estate sale


drat, that's a rad find.

but also

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Smugworth and Pencilhands, 1925

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Gum is pretty gross when you think about it. Just chewing and rechewing all those little food particles from your teeth like a human cow

didn't the oompa-loompas sing a song about this

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

working on an impressive piece of automated gum manufacturing equipment rn. can't divulge much more than that but needless to say the process is shocking and disgusting

did you nail the blueberry pie yet

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

the pollen is loving awful this year, especially mulberry

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

I guess that av could rub someone the wrong way...

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dervival
Apr 23, 2014


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