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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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loving idiot d&d mods once again

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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forkboy84 posted:

Glasgow is good :unsmith:

The fact Kier looks so bewildered that people are holding him to account in that train video is really loving funny.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-67654360

quote:

A Leicester woman who was threatened with deportation after 42 years in the country has now been told she can stay.

Leonarda Zarcone, 74, is a French citizen who applied for EU settled status after Brexit.

Ms Zarcone said she missed the deadline to provide more information because an email ended up in a "junk folder".

But after the BBC contacted the Home Office on Thursday, she received an email the following day telling her she has residency.

Translation - 'When we were briefly challenged about this we realised we had absolutely zero proof we'd tried to contact this person outside of the one email in the junk folder and swiftly realised it was a fuckup to even reject her in the first place.'

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Pantsmaster Bill posted:

I’m very confused by this, isn’t it normal for permanent workers to accrue holidays throughout the year too?

Yes it is, which I guess means the article isn't clear enough on what's changing.

I think it means a temp worker can't book holiday they haven't accrued yet. Ie you can't book a weeks holiday in Jan because you'd only accrue 2.4 days that month. You'd have to wait until March to take a week off.

I'm not sure though.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Labour sending out begging emails to members for donations lol.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Can Sunak even call an election without mps voting for it?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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The Question IRL posted:

In other news (literally.)

Prince Harry awarded £140,600 in phone hacking claim against Mirror Group

While the £140 K in damages doesn't sound too bad, the legal costs will probably be a number of degrees higher.
And that's not counting the other parties involved. Or the future celebs likely to take actions based off this.

It also means you can say he knew about phone hacking without him threatening libel.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Just as an FYI, we got word from our Freight partners that the big shipping companies are avoiding the Suez canal because of the attacks on cargo ships off Yemen.

It wont affect anything in the run up to Christmas, but pretty much all goods east of the Med will get an extra 4 weeks travel time. I'd say it would affect clothing & electronics goods the most so we might get delays.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Pistol_Pete posted:

Water companies are using up to 28% of their income from customers to make interest payments on their enormous debts, because of course they are:

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2023/dec/18/water-firms-use-up-to-28-percent-of-bill-payments-to-service-debt-in-areas-of-england

Saw ofgem are suggesting the price cap can go up £16 next April so energy companies can afford to write off the 2 billion in bad debt.

I'm pretty sure if they didn't pay dividends they could do that without raising the price.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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I miss getting pc games in boxes. They always came with extra stuff like maps and booklets.

I remember getting Fa18 Hornet and the manual being thick enough to sit on.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Wachter posted:

High street landlords are also so desperate to find tenants to avoid responsibility for business rates that they're hardly going to turn down CRIME CANDY LTD

You say that but theres been a shop on Poole High Street called Toast 2 Roast which has been empty for at least 12 years. Still got all the chairs and stuff inside, its like they locked the place up and just never came back.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Crust First posted:

I have wondered if that place was ever open. There was also a traditional candy shop that opened, failed after a short time, and was replaced by a different traditional candy shop that also failed in short order. Plus an American themed diner that was basically never open with no posted hours that has, shockingly, closed as well.

Still enjoy wandering the high street from time to time though.

I remember Toast 2 Roast because I went in there when I first moved down to Poole.

I went in the American Diner once too, again maybe 8 years ago. It changed hands a few times and was a milkshake place before going back to a diner. Its been closed since Tony and Guy moved next to it which is at least 5 years now.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
James Acasters bit about Gervais really wound him up.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Gonzo McFee posted:

"The Jews are a creative people" is something undermined by the whole of Israel producing absolutely nothing of any artistic value in it's existence but Quake maps to claim are under hospitals.

Errr

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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fuctifino posted:

There's a lot of talk from the right wing media this morning about Kemi the bad Enoch being the best person to replace Rishi... lmao

https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1741783711811543529

Nadine Dorries was on a radio show 3 months ago saying this would happen lmao.

Her conspiracy theory book was right.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67855872

Airbnb, eBay, Vinted and other apps of that sort are now going to be forced to share data with HMRC instead of HMRC having to request it manually.

Going to hit a lot of the trainer re-sellers imo.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Whole world seems to be melting down that Heathrow and Gatwick have posters stating that if you witnessed warcrimes in Israel/Gaza to report them as part of the International Criminal Courts investigation.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Who knows anything about the correct way of measuring building height for the purposes of the 2022 Building Act?

I've seen two different ways which result in a difference of around 2m (probably critical for this building!)

First way:
Source: https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2022/30/section/118/enacted#:~:text=(2)The%20height%20of%20a,of%20machinery%20or%20plant%20rooms).

Ours is 3 storey in parts and I interpret this version to mean from the ground to the top of the carpet on the 2nd floor corridor.

Second way:
Source: https://www.ths-concepts.co.uk/buil...plant%20rooms).

(Apart from as a leaseholder-owned building we aren't a 'relevant building' anyway! source: https://www.gov.uk/guidance/definition-of-relevant-building)

The answer is unfortunately 'it depends on who comes out'

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67899189

quote:

Post Office scandal: Met Police investigate 'potential fraud offences'

It sounds like the Met are interviewing people who prosecuted and recovered money from the postmasters under caution for fraud offences as they potentially knew the software was dodgy.

No idea if this will stick but given theres been zero consequences for this so far its better than nothing.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I'm 4 weeks in to a new baby and yes the shock to the routine has probably been the worst thing for me. That and the sleep loss.

The days of having 3-4 hours to do 'whatever' no longer exist. I came home from work last night and just took the baby until we went to bed, and then i got up at 4am and had the baby until 9.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Wachter posted:

I'm sure the guy has genuine problems but this is a totally rancid way to behave towards anyone, let alone a colleague who's been keeping him afloat for a year.

I've seen this pattern time and time again - you have been so accommodating, professional, and helpful that your bosses now see you as a bottomless, frictionless resource. You've now expressed a boundary, however obliquely, and they're shook. It shouldn't be your responsibility to do so - because any manager worth a poo poo should spot this pattern and intervene themselves - but you need to push back and explain that this incident has affected your mental health. I think it's also perfectly legitimate to tell your colleague that you would prefer that he at least mention issues like this to you directly before going over your head and landing you in the poo poo.

Sorry it's happened to you.

If anything him now making a lovely complaint about you will often be the final nail in him getting the boot as management will now be terrified you walk off to another company leaving them with the person that just never comes in as their only trained resource.

It sounds like he came back to a 'we're going to do something about this' chat with HR and was reaching for things to fling at them to try and get out of it. 'My colleagues make it impossible to come to work' etc. It wont fly.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
The CPS are refusing to admit if Kier was in charge when it took 27 postmasters to court.

Lmao

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Marmaduke! posted:

Trainchat: I'm looking up some slightly tricky train tickets for a friend to go home on Sunday, found some decentish tickets and then realised other friends are driving past the first connection point so they could drop her off and cut out some of the train journey. For taking this shorter journey, the price increases £13.

If its a return you can break the journey at any point on the way back and the ticket is still valid.

So yes you could get on a stop later than planned without penalty.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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fuctifino posted:

I only found out about it this morning. I saw people joking about it on social media yesterday but I assumed they were making some edgy joke relating to Gaza.



I still don't believe any of it is real. I must be in a dream state

e: https://twitter.com/RichardStrocher/status/1744814163128615249

Hmm i wonder if the account named Dick Stroker is genuine.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

From what I can tell reading around, you need to go to court with all of that evidence to get the dog back, you can't use it to stop the impounding in the first place. And if they run out of space in the kennels before it goes to trial, they just kill the dog anyway.

Most owners of impounded dogs get at best an apology when they finally manage to get anyone to look at the proof.

This is not what happens as routine procedure.

This is what happens when you sign paperwork when the police seize your dog to 'hand' them over to the Police. You are under no obligation to do this, they cannot force you but they will often pressure you to do it. As soon as the paperwork is signed you effectively give the dog to the state.

I recommend you read this link:

https://wheldonlaw.co.uk/my-dog-has-been-seized-by-the-police-what-should-i-do/

If you do not sign the paperwork your dog will not be destroyed (Unless it causes serious injury or shows high level of aggression to the vets/dog handlers as to be unsafe).

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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forkboy84 posted:

And this is why the Houthi are doing what they are doing.

I dont think theres a single UK/US flagged ship on that shipping route tbf.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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I see the Terf Labour Councillor lost then.

https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1748142763747483750?t=d9CRgsGv-FVDcDL13JKlpA&s=19

serious gaylord fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jan 19, 2024

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Tigey posted:

That's speculation. Unless you have access to their internal financial processes?

Our health charity processes same day emergency grants to people in financial distress. An organisation certainly can take steps to prioritise financial transfers to people in need... If they give a poo poo.

I didn't suggest this was some moustache twirling decision to starve the proles/earn pennies of interest on the money for a few days more, I just said that they were holding onto it for a rather long time - long enough to potentially have an adverse financial impact on people living on the margin (January is often one of the toughest months for many).

Not taking any special effort to mitigate the impact of their technical cockup on people hardest hit counts as 'holding onto it' IMO.

Its not up to Tesco how long they hold onto the money for. If as has been reported they've had a systems outage and the transactions have been cancelled its entirely in the hands of the card payment system they use. Tesco more than likely operate an automated order process so if the orders get cancelled it sends an automated request to their merchant service to refund that transaction. Depending on what system it is, and what stage the payment was in when the cancellation request went through it can take anywhere from 24 hours to 5 days. If a transaction gets lost it can take up to a month for the banks to sort it out between themselves as well.

If your order was placed on Friday evening and cancelled Saturday morning the funds will probably be back in your account already. The money wont have left your account and will be in that 'pending' state. The card system has put a temporary hold on it until the card payment system confirms the transaction and then it comes across. If it gets cancelled now your bank will just release the funds back into the available pot straight away. Again depending on what payment system they use this could be fine for orders placed up to Wednesday afternoon. Worldpay only process transactions 48-72 hours after they've been placed for example. I would think this would account for most of the orders.

Orders before Wednesday will have had the funds transferred, this is where it can take 3-5 days to come back over.

From Tescos point of view they will have already returned the customers money, and for the majority never would have had it themselves to give back. They could give out some vouchers as an apology for the inconvenience but im not sure what they could do to identify and help anyone in dire need quicker than the money will get returned to their account anyway?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Wolfsbane posted:

This is how Ocado works. It doesn't seem to cause any problems, but maybe they have magic technology that just isn't available to Tesco.

Huh, I didnt think any of the supermarkets still did payment on delivery anymore. Most of them stopped charging cards on the day goods were picked/despatched out years ago.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Lol, so if this:

And this:

Are both the case... Then everyone's already been refunded?

Probably?

I would think certainly by Tuesday morning if the card company needs to have someone manually approve transactions going back.

There will still be edge cases though. I once had a customer have their money effectively vanish for 3 weeks because their bank didn't allocate the money back to them correctly. I had to give them the transaction ids so they could locate it. But this refund was like 2 months after they paid for the goods.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

PPE can also be a pain in the arse and doesn't even work anyway it's just for someone to make some extra money off a dodgy contract. The rules are written by dweebs that never did a day's work in their life. And health and safety is a job creation scheme.

To be fair the amount of PPE you need to wear to remove certain types of asbestos indoors is bonkers. Cant imagine ever wanting to do that as an actual job. I took down a garage roof in June and it felt like I lost a stone of just pure sweat wearing the suit,mask and gloves.

Also a bit of good news, energy prices are predicted to fall 16% in April.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Darth Walrus posted:

The amusing thing about 'ninja swords' is that, like most pieces of ninja lore, they started out as theatre props. Real ninjas did exist, but they either used simple peasant weapons or the standard military weapons of the samurai clans (because the most prominent ninja organisations literally were just samurai clans who specialised in asymmetrical warfare and sold their services to any interested warlords). Easily-identifiable specialist equipment like their own special swords would go against the whole point of having anonymous spies and saboteurs. Ninjato, the straight shortswords associated with ninjas in more modern works, appear to have been completely fictional, and based on misdrawings of samurai wakizashi (the shortswords the samurai caste used as sidearms, which were both practical and readily-available for real ninjas).

This is also, for the record, the origin of those 'black pyjama' ninja outfits. Those were actually the outfits used by stagehands in Edo-period theatre, to keep them invisible while rearranging sets between scenes. Having the stagehands turn out to be ninjas and assaulting the main characters was a popular way of breaking the fourth wall as a surprise during a performance.

I love stuff like this.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

thats not even a box cutter. box cutters to me are way less deadly

I was having a conversation with our warehouse health and safety person about how they get more people injuring themselves on 'safety' knives than they did with actual stanley knives because they just assume the blade wont cut them or something.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Ah I call that a box cutter.

We use knives that auto retract when you're not holding the blade out.

https://www.martor.com/en/products/safety-knives/product/secunorm-smartcut-110000

That type of thing

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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I see Badenoch is getting herself on the front pages for the inevitable leadership challenge soon.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Lmao whoever said he's like the origin story of Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar was so dead on.

irl Lol about this.

Good post.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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smellmycheese posted:

More LOLs from Clown Show Island



Just came here to post that. Like fuckin clockwork.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

smellmycheese posted:

The Gove Cloning Facility is now moving to a new youthful generation.



Mandatory swirlies

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Tories planning for two back-to-back general elections:

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/tories-planning-for-two-back-to-back-general-elections-2888082

(paywalled - you can unpaywall it in archive.ph where it has been saved).

I genuinely believe Labour wont landslide it. By the point the election comes around Kiers utter nothing personality and consistent flip flops will have been really weaponised against him.

I think they'll still win, but we'll have considerably more independents/green/lib dems and the Tories wont lose as much.

And I would add to be very careful with what you say about Plymouth Brethren online. They are notoriously litigous, particularly the Hales.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

That's the one cancer they've said it's not.

Butt cancer

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