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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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(Not UK) I got mine by ignoring what it said on the health ministry's site about age, and typing my actual birth year into the totally separate vaccine booking site, and didn't get questioned at any point.

Everyone else at the vaccine centre was old though.

Then I got Covid the next day anyway :( double immune! Or something...

Guavanaut posted:

It's amazing that instead of it creating an East Asian style culture of wearing masks anyway during flu season just in case, it created a culture of harassing people deciding to wear them. Because of freedom or something.

Of course we couldn't even settle in the middle (i.e. the superior position by definition :smuggo:) of letting people wear masks and leaving them alone when they do

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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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This is a fun game, as Privacy Badger has now started blocking Twitter embeds (and I'm not about to figure out how to turn that off!)... and I'm definitely not clicking on it.

So I'm going to guess... Tim Farron, in the House of Commons, with a frog

E: bahh you edited in the name, now my No-Twitter-Cluedo makes no sense :argh:

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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I like being a teaching case. Feels like you're doing some good, you know? The second last thing I remember before my butt surgery on my butt was seeing the surgeon and several students/junior doctors crowding round to get a good look

The last thing I remember is saying "hey can you turn up the Propofol, I still seem to be awake" :v:

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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quote:

The figures come as the Bank of England prepares to keep interest rates on hold on Thursday for a third consecutive time against a backdrop of stubbornly high inflation and growing concerns over the impact of 14 previous increases on households and businesses.

Hmmmmmmm MAYBE the problem wasn't people having too much money after all!

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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bessantj posted:

Oh I'd love to work on that network, I'm told they still do live line maintenance.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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smellmycheese posted:

Unsurprising he felt ill. Those are past their sell by date

I'm pretty sure 20DIC23 is the sell-by date, so they'll become spoiled and inedible at midnight in 4 days (that's how it works right?)

FP is probably fecha de producción or similar

</languagenerd>

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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My UPS story: I booked my phone in with Apple for a new battery during the lockdown, and got an email saying "UPS will pick up your phone with a special box. Under no circumstances must you pack your phone inside anything, or it WILL be rejected!!!"

UPS sub-sub-contractor (guy in a van) turns up, looks at my bare iPhone like "wtf am I supposed to do with that?", goes away again while I sort it out with Apple.

Spent a few days going back and forth with Apple support (guy in his bedroom in England), escalated to a manager (guy in his bedroom in Ireland), none of them had any idea how to make these two ideas work together.

I just gave up in the end.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

Yeah I think Shades of Gray is the best well sourced thing I last read on it

As a fellow Fforde Ffan I was confused there for a second...

Sequel in February!

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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This has moved on from "a dial taht says racism" and into "Homer adding salt and fresh water to a fish tank containing different kinds of marine life"

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

I got one of the V8 cordless stick hoovers about 6 years ago and it has been pretty good in terms of storing under the stairs and not being a pain to lug up steep terraced house stairs, but I also got it on a massive discount.

Not convinced by any of the non hoover products at all, like "here's a fan that has no visible blades, pay 50 times as much for inferior performance" is like selling a toddler's potty as "here's a toilet that has no hole, pay me £200"

Will be moving to a different brand when this one finally dies, as the battery is noticeably on the way out and a lot of the Chinese brands have at least noticed "hey every power tool since the 80s has allowed you to change the battery" is a selling point.

I got a "Tineco" brand knock-off stick hoover and it's been doing us very well. Then we did some heavy DIY and supplemented it with a Henry - it's weird though, it's made in Britain and I'm a "leftard" and I still didn't burst into flames/out crying/through the wall... baffling.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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You'd think that I'd be feeling unchristmassy because I decided to stay home and rest my post-Covid sequelae... but actually it's quite nice just being home on my own with the cats, and I dodged both hitting the Channel Tunnel just as its staff went on strike, and my parents have just caught Covid themselves.

No, the reason I feel unchristmassy (apart from gestures at everything) is that it Hasn't. Stopped. Raining. for the last several weeks, and seems to want to keep doing that. Interspersed with the occasional crazy wind storm (even for NL)

The Perfect Element posted:

I still think that if you could get the alt right conspiracy nuts just to sit down and read a few copies of that rather than just slurping up the latest YouTube fash de jeur, it could do a lot of good for channelling their incoherent anger at the world in the right direction.

I've thought this too, though I fear the conspiracy theorist mindset wouldn't be satisfied with the actual "conspiracies" of the world, that are being done 80% out in the open with a sneer of "what are you going to do about it? Vote?"... doesn't give the same rush of being In on the Secret, and decoding the Scooby Doo clues (Scooby Clues?) that the delightfully devilish conspirators make sure to leave.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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My "not a strange right-wing sect" T-shirt etc...

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

John Logie Baird made a receiver out of random radio parts, so if you have anything in your house, you must also have a TV licence.

That's not really fair though, he was smarter than the average

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

Many of the adaptations are called some variation of Fab 5.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

^^ No you see those are luxury bones, you don't need those except for eating and interacting with the rest of society without them going 'where the hell are your teeth?'

Why is it the greatest champions of Britain always turn out to dismantle the NHS? You!
[addressing Tory, pointing to forums poster Reveilled]
Where the gently caress are his teeth?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Feb 8, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

I'm sure the obvious answers of "most people don't have hearths and/or wooden christmas trees" are not the reason and there is some plot by the wokes to stop people.

going to burn my plastic asda tree in the name of freedom

Feeding my plastic tree into the gas...jet? I guess? of my combi boiler, one plastic needle at a time, to own the wokes

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

What would the opposition look like with Tories in third?

Lib Con coalition with LDs being the senior coalition member and still managing to gently caress up?

Lib Dems being the entire shadow cabinet between the 5 of them, all wearing a variety of fake moustaches. Can you imagine how funny they'd look? Old... Steve? Reggie? Those guys. And the frog one. And bring back the Facebook one and make him a Lord, why not.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

GOVERNMENTY

This reminded me, I went down a rabbit hole earlier and discovered that Comirnaty, the brand name on the Pfizer vaccine, "represents a combination of the terms COVID‑19, mRNA, community, and immunity"

Drug naming is silly.

Also I Did My Own Research on this "Humza Haroon Yousaf" character

and it turns out none of his names mean any kind of fish :(

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Wachter posted:

What's with all them foreign lines above your name, Theresa?!

Early stages of Zalgo. Nothing to be done once those start to show up

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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ThomasPaine posted:

There are easy ways round this though, and Tesco could and would implement workarounds if they were forced to. One simple solution would be to charge the customer only the delivery fee up front, then have the rest of the money taken once it's successfully dropped off. I don't see why that couldn't be automated, but at a push you could just give the delivery people a remote card reader and have them process the payment on site before they unload the van.

That's what we do here in socialist bicyclist paradise. The total isn't even known until they deliver, because we hand back crates/empty bottles, and minus anything missing (they don't seem to even attempt substitutions here).

But we also don't have a method of charging somebody's card in absentia as a "pull" type thing anyway. So that's probably also why.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Microplastics posted:

You mean a WOKElift

Hmm. Maybe we've been looking at this all wrong. Maybe it's not just a treadmill of PC becomes SJW becomes woke becomes the next thing.

Maybe it's like crabs. Everything becomes woke.

Social justice? Woke!
Racial justice? Woke!
Elf'n'safety gone mad? Woke!

Crabs? Woke!

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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How many kinds of knives do you know
In a Zombie Ninja Garden?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Tesseraction posted:

The Muslamics will do anything to get a funeral these days, I saw a whole family of them in whiteface down at the local Polish church, speaking their weird Mohammed language. loving cheek of it.

This made me giggle.

"I bet sklep is Arabic for halal"

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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sinky posted:

"At least the fiscal rules are intact" as I shatter like the T-1000



"Yes, the country was destroyed, but at least the tabloids didn't say 'Keith the Squid spent all the Quids'... well they did... but it wasn't true!"

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

I do like that the old 2A and 5A outlets are still legal, even if its probably for some oldass reason like how chains are still used as a unit in the railways (or more likely the theatre in this case).

They're tiny and amusing and I use them for table lamps. Also because the original house wiring sucked so much rear end that physically preventing someone putting a heavy load on the spur off of a spur off of the bathroom wiring was the easy option.


Funnily enough, we would only use 2A and 5A in theatre as part of the set, if the play's set in a British living room in the old days :)

The 15A is still in common use, which is like the round pin one there but scaled up to the size of 13A normal one. Also the mainstream plug type of South Africa for some reason.

Theatre's kind of slowly moving towards 16A ceeform but they're big and blue and ugly and the 15A is still allowed, so meh.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

That's interesting. I knew the performing arts liked the :vuvu: plugs but was never sure why and assumed it was part of coming as a current gradated set.

South Africa tends to use the 15A round pin for heavy loads and the 2 pin Europlug for small loads like lights and radios now, like if the UK decided to have shaver plugs alongside 3 pin ones.


Honestly, I like the idea of separating the many devices people use that consume next to nothing like phone chargers and TV boxes and LED lamps from things like heaters and toasters and dehumidifiers. They're almost two completely different types of residential service.

otoh I once wired a pub with the 5A ones for their table lamps in the booths, for the single requirement that they didn't want people unplugging the lights to charge their phones, and a simple pin incompatibility worked well enough for that.

And yeah, 16A ceeform are big and blue and ugly.

Ah interesting, I didn't know SA used Europlug too. I quite like the combination of Schuko and Europlug myself. That or wire up all houses with ELV DC as well, to power all our many gadgets.

I have also seen 5A in hotels for standard lamps, which go off with the lights (and also the alternative regular 13A and then your phone doesn't charge).

Re theatre, aside from 15 being better than 13, is 2 more... it's partially pin incompatabilty to stop the cleaner plugging the hoover into a dimmer circuit, but mainly so that when a lamp blows overhead, it doesn't take out the fuse on the extension that's buried in a loom and covered in tape.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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I gave Seinfeld a go, but I never got as far as any spin-offs

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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I tried to parse this as Jacob Lease-Mogg, JRM's even landlordier brother

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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I still think the Vince McMahon falling over emote looks more like Kenneth Williams

:vince: Oooh matron!

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Guavanaut posted:

Had to google who the Lib Dem leader even is, it's still Sir Edward Jonathan Davey.

The guy off QI who always loses?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Labour ‘must spend billions on welfare or poverty will soar’

Even the friendly charities and thinktanks are getting nervous now. Labour's response?

quote:

“Labour is committed to fixing this Tory failure. Our plan to tackle the root causes of poverty will grow the economy to put money back into people’s pockets, reform social security, create well-paid jobs, and deliver a bold, new cross-government child poverty strategy.”


Plz grow economy?
No money!
Only grow!

Realistically, Labour's only chance to do any good is to turn on the money firehose on day one - and equally important, the money sump pump to collect it again once it's trickled to the top. Even a few months of dithering and waiting for the "economy" to "grow" will probably doom them to nothing improving by the following election.

But they either don't want to do that, or are scared of being accused of spending all the pounds, or both :sigh:

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

Wouldn't that plan rely on them actually taxing companies?

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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Lord Ludikrous posted:

The worst thing with recent TVs is how many of them keep the brightness/backlight setting behind a submenu or two. You know, the one option you'll probably want to adjust fairly regularly.

I had to replace our living room TV last year because the LEDs were dying and over the previous year had slowly been turning the screen a blotchy purple. We put up with it until it became unbearable. I then spent a couple of days trying to get HDR in games on my Xbox not looking like utter poo poo before giving up and going back to SDR and finding it looked a heck of a lot better.

My TV did that. Right in the "rule of thirds" spot, so people looked very unwell in close up shots. I used it as an excuse to buy a new TV, but I also thought I'd try replacing the LEDs and give the old one to my parents. I found the LED strips, found a video on how to take the whole thing apart, it worked perfectly... and then in the final step I put too much pressure on the bezel and cracked the LCD. Off to the dump it went :sigh:

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

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One horseshoe that is kind of true, though not particularly useful, is what Naomi Klein (fine) talks about her latest book - how the conspiracy loons get the facts wrong but the feelings right. They feel there's something wrong with the world (true), the status quo isn't doing them or their friends any favours (true), things are controlled by powerful unaccountable people who don't have their best interests at heart (true), but then they go off in completely the wrong direction about the specifics.

Meanwhile, the centrists are unlike either "side" because they're sitting in the middle going "this is fine" or "America is already great".

I say it's not useful because, while the far left and far right are more alike in that sense than either is like the centrists, the consequent actual worldview and actions that flow from it are so unalike as to make it more of a twisted S-shape.

Guavanaut posted:

Like some kind of skunk Anansi?

I appreciated this

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Feb 8, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

I feel like there is a significant contingent of centrists who do think everything is poo poo but their takeaway is "well we can't do anything about it, it's supposed to be poo poo, if you think otherwise you're a baby"

And alongside the well-known smugness of being Big Sensible Adults who Know How Things Really Work, this also has the "advantage" of placing you on the winning team most of the time.

Can't be owned by meanie lefties if you always bet on things getting worse *head tapping meme*

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