(Thread IKs:
weg, Toxic Mental)
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The last thing a sausage ever sees.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2024 19:38 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:04 |
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2024 11:01 |
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Joe Don Baker?!?
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 09:06 |
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I'm imagining Habba yelling "MISTRIAL!" in court with the same cadence as "JERK STORE!"
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2024 22:45 |
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Coolguye posted:literally exploding into treats, his former chud fans feasting on his sugary remains
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2024 10:30 |
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Mr. Toodles posted:What does trial on quantum mean?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2024 09:08 |
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This Andy Dick guy sounds like kind of a... hey, wait a minute!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 02:15 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Woah! So he's not greater than Lincoln? RINO!
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2024 19:45 |
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Escape From Noise posted:All I got was in high school there was a TA kinda guy named Christian Blood. He was alright as far as I remember.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 19:10 |
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Sedgr posted:Going to be tough to keep the sauce out of Donny's tiny hands tonight.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 00:50 |
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The TRUMP sneakers obviously made an impression on me, because I dreamed that I found a pair on a market stall and bought them for a joke. They had enormous pointy toes and heels like cowboy boots, had to be assembled by the buyer as they were held together by velcro, and came with a sheet of paper saying "ALL PURCHASES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. OPENING THE BOX IS CONSIDERED A PURCHASE."
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2024 08:40 |
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BigglesSWE posted:If I wrote our reality, I’d have Trump die the day before election day, and Biden one week after. (If I had to have Biden die this year that is).
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 22:45 |
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kazil posted:Lock him up!
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 16:39 |
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Lol at the one single drink in sight being a giant stemmed glass of Diet Coke.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 08:28 |
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Vampire Panties posted:Entitlements is the magic word that makes chuds think of welfare queens, and not social security or medicare
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 15:15 |
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Wait, so all Trump's other buddies are named after food, but his butler is literally called "Butler"? Way to break the streak.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2024 21:53 |
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Wait. $600+ for a four-pack of freeze-dried beef? Not a forty-pack, or 400-pack? But there's like ten servings per pack, the equivalent of a full meal, right? Right? Sometimes I wish I was less principled and more shamelessly cynical, because I could probably make money selling junk to the target market for this stuff.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 00:21 |
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Oh hey, only 100 pages to go before this thread hits Trump's favorite number! Edit: Mo. Ther. FU-
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 08:26 |
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I only know Joe Piscopo from that time he tried to teach Data how to do standup. Wait, he was meant to be a good comedian there?
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2024 09:32 |
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drat, this thread moves fast; I think my last post was on page 1388 - doh, sniped - making a joke about only being 100 pages short of Trump's favorite number. There are so many lols and so many crimes, they just burn up the page count! Edit: oh, you are loving kidding me for the snipe. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 01:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 14:54 |
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MrQwerty posted:lol and that show was written and animated like total poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ItfWY3xMQ
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 00:09 |
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1771908592456638898 Can't decide if I'm hearing it more in George's voice or Kramer's.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2024 16:52 |
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"Right now, the RADICAL LEFT are mocking a presidential candidate. My wife and daughter aren't taking my calls. And a WOKE RACIST attorney general and CORRUPT HATER judge want to take all my money. I'm very stable genius Donald Trump, and this is the longest day of my life." tickBOOM tickBOOM tickBOOM tickBOOM...
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 11:21 |
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 15:44 |
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I wanted the rapist fraudster insurrectionist to finally suffer some actual consequences NOW, god drat it!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 16:51 |
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big nipples big life posted:How long until the King James edition gets replaced by the Donald "TRUMP" edition?
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2024 16:48 |
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Want to see Trump and Kim play a round of golf. So many holes-in-one!
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 15:25 |
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Nightmare Cinema posted:TMZ just breaking that Trump died.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 19:48 |
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CPA Hell posted:Hmm. I guess if they start buying DJT on margin and it keeps tanking that would be about the same thing. "On margin! Zoiby wanna buy on margin!" Or on mar-a-lagin.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 16:21 |
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MettleRamiel posted:A recent wild Trump lol. Can't say I miss 'em.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 00:02 |
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It's always projection with Trump, so...
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 13:47 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Prove it So is that a five, six or sevenhead? Also what's with his hands? The guy looks like fuckin' Lurch.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 16:14 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Not first time he’s signed something bizarre
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 18:44 |
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Toxic Mental posted:
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 18:53 |
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Outpost22 posted:When did Trump get into streaming?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 16:44 |
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Want a Trump rap with hand-crafted lyrics inspired by this very thread? Sure you do! https://www.udio.com/songs/c7KUG8QBw92qLT92UNdxJ1
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 22:01 |
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Cable Guy posted:They sent a loving poet.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 11:11 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:Theyve trained an AI to have negative flow
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 11:58 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:22 |