Ringo Star Get posted:

I’m willing to bet he caught some sort of flu and is being held together by drugs and duct tape at this point. It’s why Melania isn’t around, she doesn’t want to be near him when he croaks and blasts poo poo from rear end on the floor.

Catastrophe posted:

wtf? Sex is the way humanity continues on. Sex is the way that the people who MADE that graphic were created. I grew up in a deeply religious family that would broadcast a similar sentiment and I've always joked that my family/religion taught that sex is the most disgusting thing that Satan ever invented (said as a joke because they believe God created everything). But they do treat it that way. Fuckin' weirdos and perverts, all of them. Quit thinking about other people's sexual activity.

Stink Billyums posted:

bad news for taylor's presidential campaign

Mistle posted:

There's a chance he may or may not be lurking the thread/posting/getting DM'd the quality LOLs.

wuffles posted:

We’ll never be free of Trump. We’ll all be dead and he’ll be holding rallies for 2060.

ragnarokette posted:

Sometimes I wonder what we would be like as a species if we could just go a single generation without some kind of new and interesting self inflicted generational damage and decent nutrition.

Silhouette posted:

James Woods being a complete piece of poo poo hurts because he's a legit great actor with incredible range and comedic timing, but gently caress man everything about the last few years just ruins that

Tricky Ed posted:

LOL, and furthermore, LMAO.

Captain Fargle posted:

I want Trump to get so angry he has a stroke and collapses live on air.

LordSloth posted:

That reminds of Kaitlin Bennet aka gun girl aka poop girl.
What has she been up to lately? Wait, I don’t care.

FMguru posted:

Mercedes Dark is a pretty good porn name. I mean, you could easily imagine reading a headline like "Three-time AVN award winner Mercedes Dark has just signed a two-year exclusive contract with Brazzers..."

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

However Trump dies, it has to involve being live on TV and copious amounts of poop.

Data Graham posted:

I wish Crockett or someone like her would just stand up and start listing off these GOP freaks and all their shitheadedness like in a press conference or something. There's dozens and dozens of stories like this. Just start sowing the meme, Republicans are loving maniacs who should not be trusted with scissors

kazil posted:

Boebert


A surprisingly mature take.

kazil posted:

McClanahan

nine-gear crow posted:

Steak Mountain is where Skeletor goes on vacation while Snake Mountain is being renovated.

pixaal posted:

These are going to be like some peoples inheritance

Vlaphor posted:

Abortion that close to the (boy)wife kitchen just seem unsanitary.

tek79 posted:

That's how they grow the weed for the weed room.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he kinda looks like this fucker but like in better shape and not a wasp.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1764789037292761544

What the everloving gently caress?

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

How do you compromise with a fascist that wants to imprison and kill you?

pedrovay2003 posted:

Close, Mr. SALTYinSeattle, but he didn't write "I love you Laken," he wrote "I love you Lakan." He spelled her name wrong.

Civil posted:

TremorX posted:

what even is reality anymore

CannonFodder posted:

The Wilmington NC Massacre of 1898

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Wtf kind of name is Dr Klon

When I google it all that comes up is a guitar pedal

Powershift posted:

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

zone posted:

I'd love to be the metaphorical fly on the wall watching the shock and outrage on the faces of Small Face Kirk and everyone like him when they are recognised and told to gently caress off multiple times a day
"get out of my shop"
"now"

Silly Burrito posted:

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1771970717266898994

What is Rudy buying?