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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:I asked Mike pence if he wanted to be vp of the new thread and he said neigh We don't talk about Mother.
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Jan 6, 2024 19:16
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All I want for tourism day is a laptop that has been severely isolated.
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Jan 6, 2024 22:10
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1743735811055427681 Isn't this the plot from the end of Highlander to the masterpiece that was Highlander 2?
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Jan 7, 2024 01:03
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Professor Moriarty posted:I bid one dollar, Bob That was going to be my bid. $2 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 10, 2024 00:13
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So wait, we don’t feed grapes to hot dogs in the self checkout line while talking about Trump? Is this the hook with the Gremlins sequel? Man, politics in my Mogwai toons. Can’t escape them.
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Jan 11, 2024 16:29
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1745879281404715224?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w He just needs to make MyPillow into MyGoldReserve Nap Block. Fox will pick him up immediately.
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Jan 12, 2024 20:15
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Today I learned I’m as old as DeSanshit and I’m basically going to cry myself to sleep.
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Jan 13, 2024 02:44
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So dumb. I mean the sun could take out all electronics on earth but the deaths wouldn’t happen until about 3 or 4 days later. Guess it’s sexier to just say the sun could fry us. Only, that’s never happened. Arrington Event did.
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Jan 14, 2024 02:18
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Seth Pecksniff posted:A Carrington Event today would crash society within hours, a day at most 24 hours we can survive. 72 we cannot. 48 is breaking point. During my PhD, I worked with the heliophysicists at Goddard. We obsessed over this because we felt it was not dire enough. Only saving grace is folks are too ignorant to believe what happened, happened. Folks always bring up EM protections per device but miss the fact that our grid and infrastructure would be gone.
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Jan 14, 2024 15:46
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Rat Patrol posted:To be fair Casey's is great gas station pizza This is like saying, “sure, I eat total garbage but it’s got gold flakes!”
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Jan 15, 2024 14:57
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Totbot posted:Casey’s is the type of pizza that people in the Midwest loving love. Lived in Nebraska for 5 years. You should just not trust the Midwest in general.
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Jan 15, 2024 16:33
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Grey Cat posted:What next, was Rosa Parks a bad person for being on a bus? They’re literally bringing back Tom Metzger’s / Stormfront’s MLK page in its messaging. It took forever for us to get this site taken down. https://web.archive.org/web/20150108232807/http://www.martinlutherking.org/ And I’m expecting folks to attack Rosa Parks by trying to highlight Claudette Colvin as the “rightful” civil rights person. If you can muddle the message with infinite repetition, the lack of good compulsory education takes care of the rest.
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Jan 15, 2024 23:14
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Tumble posted:Thats fuckin bleak Welcome to the Midwest. Here's an honorary bottle of Ranch. You'll need it to drown out the sorrow hidden in all of the food.
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Jan 16, 2024 15:33
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Politicians don’t make mistakes. 1 mistake = 1 million lost votes. Good thing TRump is God’s answer to a human not born with original sin.
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Jan 16, 2024 17:38
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MrQwerty posted:IF UR READING THIS U GOT LOOMERED 7 days 
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Jan 17, 2024 17:44
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muscles like this! posted:I would be more worried about a Biden/Haley match up than a Biden/Trump. If Trump is the Republican nom you're going to get a ton of Dems turning out specifically to vote against him but if it is a "normal" Republican like Haley I could see some people staying home because they don't like Biden. Yeah. Poetic justice would be him living through his failure and then dying after he is declared loser. Then 10 years of reprogramming and trying to deal with a bunch of cultists without a cult boss.
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Jan 21, 2024 18:54
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The oversized boots do it for me.
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Jan 21, 2024 22:29
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Buce posted:the foxnews article on this is hundreds of comments from boomer chuds saying that this is final straw and they're going to TAKE UP ARMS against the SCOTUS!! aaaaany day now. As soon as they get their next disability check, they’re gonna borrow someone’s car and drive it to DC and let those folks know they have to validate their parking so they can overturn the government asap.
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Jan 23, 2024 01:11
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kazil posted:
Is it because Florida has no money left after DeSantis’ fight against Disney, the NCAA, Wokeism, and whatever else?
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Jan 23, 2024 03:07
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Silly Burrito posted:Didn’t Superman stop this plan in Superman 3 before that lady got turned into a freaky robot? Man, I was just telling a friend how much that lady hosed me up as a kid. It wasn’t as bad as Ernest Scared Stupid, but it was close. I can see the line between the troll in the Ernest movie me Trump. Scary.
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Jan 24, 2024 01:06
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kazil posted:
This is how we got Florida. Andrew Jacks just decides to invade and says, "Well, i'm here now. Guess it's US. No one talks about that."
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Jan 25, 2024 02:31
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Accipiter posted:
It was a PERFECT sexual encounter!!!
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Jan 26, 2024 21:43
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Why the DNC doesn’t buy ad time every nfl game to remind folks that Trump is why there isn’t year round football is beyond me. I mean if Hobby Lobby can constantly buy ad time to talk about Jesus getting us, why can’t we have Trummelop.
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Jan 29, 2024 03:18
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Thesaurus posted:"Taylor Swift is the Rush Limbaugh of white girls." Glad it wasn’t just me.
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Jan 29, 2024 12:40
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Slyphic posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Austin_suicide_attack, I presume? God, I remember that. Was even weirder than 9/11 but they didn't shut the whole town down.
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Jan 29, 2024 15:17
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I wonder if we’ll get a sequel to Bad Johnson someday about how Trumps dick, played by Danny DaVito, goes to law school and climbs the ladder in his firm despite furious competition from another Bad Johnson named Hunter. Bad Johnson 2: It’s a Twins Sequel two
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Jan 31, 2024 15:15
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I want to win a Peace Nobel prize. How can I do this while hating who I hate?
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Jan 31, 2024 19:18
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See you next Tuesday has real Let's Go Brandon vibes. I can feel the isolation levels these phrases create in the people who are targeted by them. So alone. So cold.
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Feb 2, 2024 16:57
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So we’ve gone from fake news to alternative facts to morons wearing shirts about facts not caring about your feelings. Only those facts are still incredibly stupid. It has to be so exhausting for these folks.
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Feb 3, 2024 20:28
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MrQwerty posted:Ben Shapiro's cousin retired from acting instead of giving him a nepo in to Hollywood as a terrible screenwriter and it eats him alive all day every day I’m married to a person with an acting degree who was mildly successful in LA but decided to become a veterinarian after she restarted her life and met me while I was doing the same. Her whole family is in show biz somehow so maybe I can save the world and give Dry Bones his shot.
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Feb 3, 2024 22:07
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I’ve written a totally original song that isn’t plagiarized at all. My band name is Nojo Mixon. Here’s a sample: The time has come! Time has come to talk To that little bit of Trymp inside of you. Talk to it! Call it up! Say "Trymp, heal me!" "Save me, Trymp!" "Make me be born again In the perfect Trymp light" That's right! You've got that Trymp inside of ya And he's talkin to ya He says he wants you to sing! Everybody's got to sing like the king!
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Feb 4, 2024 00:11
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CannonFodder posted:Wow, that's great Nojo Mixon. Do you have any songs about the deaths of workers because of capitalism flipping the bird to regulation and worker safety? In fact: https://youtu.be/k1Csif5l_6c?si=66ynwkz8reH8jadJ
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Feb 4, 2024 12:34
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Jonny Quest posted:Cap reference.jpg Next year for me, colonoscopy pals.
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Feb 6, 2024 01:09
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It’s really something that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is actually a biopic about vaxxed people in the future. I wonder what my stand will be once Trump grafts his head onto Biden’s body.
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Feb 6, 2024 14:00
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Testikles posted:Figured you would have made Biden Old Joseph That’s Hunter.
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Feb 6, 2024 14:05
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Toxic Mental posted:Does that include the parts of the gospels that don't even agree with each other? I’m more curious about what language of the Bible is factual. Or which edition? Where to the apocrypha fit in?
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Feb 6, 2024 18:32
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Question on the Carano thing. I wonder where her contract was written? It seems like if it’s Florida, is Florida an at will state? Cuz if so, I think I understand why the thing is written that way. Performative at best.
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Feb 7, 2024 01:10
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Well that fuckin’ sucks! Is he actually dead or elvis dead though?
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Feb 8, 2024 12:10
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I kind of feel bad for how hard Engoron has to try to write a judgement that doesn’t have legal holes in it for the inevitable attempts at appeals. I guess we will see if the carefully crafted judgement from Colorado ends up having any holes.
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Feb 8, 2024 14:46
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kazil posted:So Thomas's argument here is because this hasn't come up before it doesn't count? NASCAR sitting off in the distance going, “well, all it took for us was a gamer to become a car driver and suddenly everything changed.”
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Feb 8, 2024 17:36
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