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Grey Cat posted:"Hey Elizabeth" Boomer & Karen
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 17:42 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:52 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Nothin' in the rule book that says you can't commemorate Big John on a Tuesday M. Bison is gonna be pissed DemoneeHo posted:I told my girlfriend I used an AI dating bot to chat with her. She blocked me. Next steps? This is like the opposite of that one guy who created a scheduling bot with a woman's name & guys kept flirting with it https://www.askamanager.org/2024/01/men-are-hitting-on-my-scheduling-bot-because-it-has-a-womans-name.html
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 16:30 |
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:yta what was the point in putting up the notice, all you're doing is antagonising your neighbours. just saying no in person to anyone who asked would have been fine, could have said "sorry we're full" or whatever. explicitly making it about people in her building was a really dumb move and she's just put herself even further down everyone's poo poo-list OP is NTA for a few reasons: - Neighbors left passive aggressive notes on the door about noise (instead of going to the landlord, wonder why... ), gave her/her clients/their kids dirty looks & acted rude towards them - She puts up a polite flyer saying she's not taking any more kids in unless they're already enrolled & some jackass gets pushy/mad about it when she explains herself - Leads to more stupid notes being left on her door before she even starts her next round of daycare - Everything she did was approved by the landlord, from running the daycare from home to the flyer itself Nobody is entitled to her time or services, especially after what she dealt with - dipshits bit a hand that wasn't even feeding them & now they want to cry about it? Get. hosed. BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Apr 3, 2024 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 20:26 |
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idiotsavant posted:He should buy a good set of calipers & take careful measurements of his grandfathers skull so he can find out if he comes from superior genetic stock Put it on the mantle & see if the Headless Horseman comes round Pyroi posted:My dude, why did you not leave earlier Because he’s a spineless weenie commenter posted:You need to stop bending over backwards to make this relationship work, and start accepting the reality of the situation - that you have a partner who does not treat you that well and a relationship that is deeply unsatisfying to you. OP posted:I've come to that conclusion over the past year, but I wanted to make this work. Also the logistics of breaking up is going to be hard since she lives in my house and none of her family members are willing to take her back in especially since she has 4 dogs, 2 cats, and no vehicle/license.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 22:23 |
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wheatpuppy posted:If we follow the "everyone is fatter than you imagine" rule, it might even be possible that he really wasn't that drunk? Like, he weighs over 600 pounds, and has a liver the size of a small horse. All I can picture is John Candy eating the Old 96er with a fifth of Tito's
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 15:16 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:Hello, these are my children, Jezebel and Kotaku My twins, Slagatha & Strumpet
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 18:24 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for returning gifts to my family and asking them to leave after they insulted my daughter's name? quote:They told me I should have been more honest about the name earlier quote:I had told my family during my pregnancy that I was not using Agatha or Agnes or an A name for my baby. I told them more than once in fact. For some reason they decided Agatha would be the name. I love how deliberately obtuse the family is being, especially these 2 particular parts. Really hope OP buys a dog later & names it Agatha just to piss them off.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:16 |
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Larry Cum Free posted:"I'm really impressed that so many people in senior leadership positions at this company are women. Speaking of the company of women, that's something my wife enjoys." “Anyone know the guest wife-bi password?”
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 00:42 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:It was really classless of you to ruin your own reception that we planned to ruin first Love how you can tell the brother has had to deal with this a long time & is just over their bullshit quote:The photographer had been sent home, apparently my brother and his wife did their photos before the ceremony. And took some with the few people who did know they were skipping the reception. Some of their friends and his wife's dad and his wife. But no one else including anyone from my family.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 14:30 |
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Hughlander posted:I've been thinking about it a bit and since it was over text and all I'd love to reply, "Out of curiosity, was your sister home when your gf texted to break up with you?" I can totally see from the text that the sister and GF concocted the whole thing and were together writing the texts. I wonder if it was the sister's idea & not the girlfriend to do the stupid "test". Makes sense considering how upset sister was getting on the ex's behalf.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 20:46 |
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emSparkly posted:I would bet the parents have the means to save their own house and are being entitled boomers who want their kid to take care of them forever. Complete buffoonery. All but guaranteed, looks like dad has 3 months to get his poo poo together. Wonder how long he’s been unemployed & taking advantage of his daughter…
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 22:29 |
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house of the dad posted:I will only accept being divorced slowly and at a comfortable pace Spit on your hand And sign these forms At a medium pace
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 13:49 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:wait what's this about miscarriages?? Ex girlfriend explicitly talked about OP's sister having miscarriages on TikTok. Glad he got away from that loving ghoul, sad that she cared more about her image & OP having her nudes than about someone literally losing a child.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 18:22 |
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FMguru posted:Age-gap creep faces righteous mom anger. He ruined his own life by loving high schoolers. Only mistake OP made was not going full scorched earth to put his rear end in jail & on the sex offender registry.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 00:03 |
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:Someone saying "You're making me look bad" whenever they're being bad makes me laugh every time. An old comment I remember seeing on Reddit for a similar situation was “if the truth about your conduct paints you in a bad light, the problem isn’t the truth - it’s your conduct”
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 22:45 |
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Runcible Cat posted:r/relationships: what exactly did you think the butt was going to do to you? “They say crack kills, so I shot him in the butt”
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 20:39 |
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It's a control thing & they should stop inviting herquote:She really wants to go back to the place where only she liked the food. (Even though they hosed up her order several times in the past!)
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 14:04 |
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big black turnout posted:This is unfortunately pretty common from what I've seen. Yeah it feels partly like the stereotype that dudes want sex 24/7 & if they refuse, there’s something wrong with them
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 23:12 |
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Couple just casually eating a burrito from each end like Lady & the Tramp
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 13:44 |
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Gross as hell & makes me wonder how many other times that lady ruined her son's relationships, no way this was a one-off
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 20:45 |
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oh jay posted:TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off Admiral Joeslop posted:AITA for reporting my PhD advisor’s really cruel prank to my university? Another for the "explain how this joke is funny" pile. Fire that rear end in a top hat into the sun at light speed.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 18:00 |
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wheatpuppy posted:First date was interesting to say the least Love how well-behaved the wolves seemed NGL I'd be intimidated too, considering how massive they are compared to domestic dogs The Alchemist posted:AITA for being mad my bf won't make noodles the way I like They both suck - her for the picky eating/wasting food & him for cheating/lying/disliking dogs
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 14:01 |
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A very...odd yet kinda wholesome one? My (35M) girlfriend (24F) wants me to act like a horse when we have sex, and I’m not into it quote:So, tiny bit of backstory, my girlfriend of 6 months loves horses, has all her life. An additional, seemingly relevant point is, during sex, she sometimes says stuff like ‘f*** me with that horse cock’. I’ve never thought much of it, I thought that was just a way of her saying it’s big. But she’s started to take it further and it’s turned into a bit of a fetish that I’m not entirely comfortable with. A few days ago, she told me she wanted to roleplay, and at first I was pretty on board, but then she said as horses. I laughed, thinking it was a joke and she took it the wrong way, and said she was tired and then went to sleep. I said gently caress it and, trying to make her feel better, said I’d do it the following day. Honestly it was okay but very, very weird, she got so into it and said it was the best she ever had, and next time wanted to buy costumes, and maybe do it on some hay. I told her no, and I didn’t want to do it again and she’s back to being mad at me. Am I being a dick here? I don’t know what to do. Sorry if wrong sub, just wanted a second opinion. quote:[Update]
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 20:35 |
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Ok let me clarify: it does say ON a horse, not TO a horse. My first thought wasn't "hey she's getting dicked down by Mr. Ed" it was more "huh...did she have an unexpected orgasm while riding?" Ridicule it all you want but it was nice to see a story about horses that didn't involve full-blown furry insanity or dying to ants
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 02:13 |
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Fil5000 posted:I would like to see it in the style of an Oceans movie. All star cast, unexpected twist and all. Eleven guys digging a tunnel to a corn silo in the dark, but the farmer's a war vet who peppered the area with mines
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 15:29 |
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Halloween Jack posted:Just in case anyone was wondering why he never formed a loving relationship with the woman who raised him from a young age. But you were all probably expecting something like this. My first thought exactly was "she's trying to force a relationship & replace his biological mom". Crybaby narcissists are the absolute worst.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 18:01 |
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Elfface posted:No you don't. Evidence: A new general manager was brought in from out of state, not promoted from among the workers. Counterpoint: quote:I also put in a lot of work with a bunch of my coworkers over a month long period to perfect a system that would help everyone out, and would make everything nice and organized. We put it all together in a document, and went to my GM with it. He took it to corporate, and they gave us the all clear. He obviously knows what he's doing but the temp manager came in & had to gently caress it all up trying to be a controlling tyrant rear end in a top hat. He also made an employee cry so he can go gently caress himself with rusty razor wire. Guarantee he's being a big pissbaby because he knows his bullshit attitude is about to get his theater shut down.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 20:24 |
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Shanghaied posted:Okay this has to be a joke: Bubble, bubble, Toilet trouble JackSplater posted:Global Thermopooplear War Bikini Assholl
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:04 |
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FMguru posted:Always a good sign when someone kicks off a relationship with a lovely little power play. at it being a first date too, it takes a special kind of mental handicap to think that behavior is gonna fly
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 18:56 |
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mystes posted:She seems to be saying that the daughter in law is moving too fast in trying to build a relationship with her and violating her boundaries, essentially. There isn't enough information in the post to determine if that is accurate or OP just refuses to build any sort of relationship with the DIL at all, so I think it doesn't make sense to condemn OP on that basis without more information. That's how I read it, especially considering OP's daughters aren't fans either. Sounds like she's going way overboard trying to "replace" her old family & making people uncomfortable whether she realizes it or not. I feel bad for her but at some point you gotta read the room & back off a little.
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 19:30 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Anyway, content: That dude's guts must be absolutely wrecked, good lord
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:46 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:poop dagger Spear of Longanus
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 13:54 |
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spookykid posted:basically holding onto one "branch" (relationship) while swinging and grabbing onto the next one. So a side piece with extra steps?
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 17:40 |
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Kurieg posted:AITAH for starting a fight at a wedding because a girl tried to see what was under my brother's kilt At least OP's mom sounds like she's on her side at the end - I'd be pissed too if nobody told me what happened before the cousin got Charlie Murphy'd
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 19:29 |
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FMguru posted:I wonder what his forums name is? Wayne Gretzky, duh
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 20:57 |
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Mordiceius posted:This has big "SHE SUCC ME" energy. But was he playing Cbat in the background?
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 20:54 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:Tell me you’re not accustomed to public transportation without saying it Not just that but disrespecting the time constraints, then taking pictures before wolfing everything down & rushing out. She cares more about social media bullshit than the trip/boyfriend, he should've just left & let her figure it out.
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 19:29 |
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:You'll get busted when they're looking for a loose button. You’re confusing Cool Whip tubs with those butter cookie tins
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 02:59 |
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coronatae posted:Red polo and khakis would make me think "fresh off a shift at Target" “Hey it’s Jake from State Farm!” Alternately: “You grab the potato salad, I’ll get the punch”
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 15:54 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 14:52 |
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Hughlander posted:More great pranks! She should invite those two to a acid-filled pool party
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:11 |