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I feel like my parents are cooler than 95% of boomers for only using the internet to check weather, watch Russian dash cam footage and send/receive emails. Facebook and next door really reinforce being a corny dipshit.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:311 is the non-emergency/city services number. Fire hydrant leaking? Call 311. New pothole in the road? Call 311. Car got towed and you can't find it? Call 311. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTHc5VUG2rc
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TontoCorazon posted:I'll buy one I'll sell you my cat for half that.
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Like Facebook, I think the world would be a better, safer place if Nextdoor didn't exist. I wonder how many people rile themselves up on this site to the point where they shoot a delivery person or trick or treaters? It's not zero.
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Cat piss lady PMs me after I commented on her bizarre "piss bucket" accusation youbrot ifiot she's hot as h_ll
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a rap ho
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Please lowball this sack of poo poo and offer him $0.99 for one or $2.50 for the whole set and post results here tia Wait is that you? kntfkr fucked around with this message at 19:08 on May 13, 2021 |
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May 13, 2021 19:06
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Truck bed means in the back part. Could've happened in a super market parking lot. It's not that interesting
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Jun 15, 2021 16:57
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lawns are a loving scam!!
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ponzicar posted:Found the truck's owner. Excuse me, I drive a prius 
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Rockman Reserve posted:haha those vacuous women, always innocently but absentmindedly misplacing their purses everywhere, why, there's three designer handbags strewn across my front lawn right now Anyone with small children can attest to the need to put down whatever you're holding on the nearest flat service to go grab your kid and prevent them from committing suicide via traffic/cliff/bear by quickly jamming them into their car seat and then bounce. Things get put down and forgotten.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:This was in mine this morning: 
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Jun 17, 2021 19:52
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Imagine calling the police because you saw a man put ladies shoes into a donation box. Mind your loving business.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Imagine grieving for your dead wife and going through the painful process of sorting and donating all her effects and then some fucker accuses you of being a serial killer. And they're like gleeful about it. Very excited. These people want to see serial killers because they are bored and stupid and really there's not much to do around here.
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Jun 21, 2021 20:54
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We the jury find the defendant guilty of being a total creeper and recommend, um, like, literally ew.
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I pronounce Detroit as De-twah
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Jun 29, 2021 16:09
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There's a Versailles outside of Pittsburgh that's pronounced Vur-sales. I've also always found the NJ/DE Newark thing funny. People like me say "N'rk" and people in Delaware say "New Ark", as if there's an Old Ark.
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The Zack posted:Stricter legislation for preserving land. Not opposed to it, but that tone SHAME on you.
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Chinatown posted:Fireworks loving rule u dweebs.
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the east does do way better fireworks than the west
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ilmucche posted:What positives does the purge bring to society? It makes girls skinnier?
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A good friend and neighbor had their wallet stolen out of a car in their driveway last night and so she shared the video on next-door to see if anyone recognized the thief and every single post was just people scolding her/her husband for leaving one of their car's unlocked. Like, why bother responding? Buncha dicks.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Greek gods had small cocks small cocks were in (lol) back then
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I know I'm that suspicious person in those posts cuz drugs but I refuse to look and see.
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Yeah I more or less agree with all of that.
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When I read it I was thinking like Seatle and the Amazon nerds that are #blessed enough to make it out to corporate hq and thinking "yeah, gently caress those nerds."
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Somewhere there is a senator from NJ or NV fighting to illegalize everything. And Joe Pesci is their unofficial mascot. I'm gonna take a picture of Joe Pesci's beach house for you this weekend.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I got another letter in the mail today encouraging me to join Nextdoor. I actually did after the last one, and A. my neighborhood is boring and B. having to have my street listed on my profile feels like too much of a privacy violation for me. I live on this tiny weird little street and it feels way too specific. And I signed up using a handle which would probably get me booted anyway. pussyfarter69?
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I sure can!
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Oct 5, 2021 21:12
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Why get yourself worked up like that?
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Catastrophe posted:opened NextDoor that's progress!
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All the halloween candy has fentanyl in it this year. I read a thing on a website.
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Oct 13, 2021 16:10
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last year we drove to a really rich area of the jersey shore to trick r treat and almost every house gave out full sized candy bars and we're gonna do the same thing this year.
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Weka posted:Is it weird for a middle aged fellow to go trick or treating? Not as long as you have a child with you.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Sweet, I'm sure I can get one from some playground or another by promising them a share of the candy. Thanks for a valuable tip with no conceivable side effects.  Good luck, have fun and be safe!
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Oct 15, 2021 19:52
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DrPossum posted:YOU REQUIRE REMOVABLE CONTROLELRS DUDE
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Riatsala posted:My daughter and her horse were just shot in a drive by on 20th between Carr and Kipling. It was just an airsoft gun but still. It was a burgundy Nissan Murano and a younger hispanic teenager with long hair. If you know who it is or it's your kid, a police report has been filed, and the kid needs a big whooping. Oh man, this reminds me of these kids from Rahway that I heard of from some Rahway dirt grub that knew them. Late teens/early twenties pair of boys, early two thousands, white, bad part of NJ. They had been shooting paintballs at pedestrians and someone called the cops on their make and model of car. And the cops catch up with them a few days later, arrested, dead to rights, brought in and the cops are like "we know it was you, we got eyewitness of your car, license plate, etc. you're boned. so please explain." and one of the kids essentially says "OK, you got us, I admit it. we robbed the gas station." !!!! One of them straight up confessed to an armed robbery they weren't be asked about and both of em got ten years.
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