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Yeah, I found that hard to believe, even at the time. I mean, he picked up the phone at 5AM and listened for a solid 90+ seconds while I spitballed manic, drunken praise for Dilbro's hot-take blog. I know he wasn't fully awake, but he didn't hang up. That says to me, "I seriously consider pretty much any opportunity presented to me" [E D B A L L S]
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Raskolnikov38 posted:was this the president for one day guy we had like a dozen presidents under the articles of confederation who had no power to do anything except send bitchy letters to each of the states begging for cash
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:47 |
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Apraxin posted:for all that's poo poo about coolidge, i still have a soft spot for a guy who drank Moxie to commemorate becoming president and whose idea of a good joke was to set off the WH alarms and hide behind the curtains while the secret service frantically searched for him Since Coolidge has come up, I'm probably required by law to mention the other President who's from Vermont:* Chester A. Arthur, who was such a dandy that he owned over 500 pairs of pants. *Qualified here because persistent rumors since his own time is that he was actually born in Canada.
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:47 |
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A Russian Pop Star takes down the president, Donald Trump is a pretty weird mad lib and I can only assume someone has a death note style mad libs book they're conjuring this with
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:49 |
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I found old timey Garrison.
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Rocks posted:* Mike Pence runs around corner, panting heavily* "awww dammit Jared you told me they were horse statues" *unzips* "Oh well the things I do for my country."
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:49 |
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EMIN, I'M FIRED
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:50 |
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Montasque posted:
i think that badass mahfuckin dragon going to win
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:51 |
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Apraxin posted:for all that's poo poo about coolidge, i still have a soft spot for a guy who drank Moxie to commemorate becoming president and whose idea of a good joke was to set off the WH alarms and hide behind the curtains while the secret service frantically searched for him
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:51 |
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Montasque posted:
Nah, the one we're supposed to think is bad actually looks formidable and a genuine threat. If Garrison did it, the Chinese image would be sinister yet effeminate and weak, and Uncle Sam would be at least twice as large and ripped as gently caress.
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Montasque posted:
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:52 |
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Someone post the watch your back bitch email
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:54 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Nah, the one we're supposed to think is bad actually looks formidable and a genuine threat. If Garrison did it, the Chinese image would be sinister yet effeminate and weak, and Uncle Sam would be at least twice as large and ripped as gently caress. true but the LABELS man, the LABELS
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Montasque posted:
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:55 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:56 |
TORMP
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:58 |
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Joementum posted:Congress owns. rando: "i officially score this bill as totally good and cool" congress: "works for us" the devil went down to benghazi A Handed Missus posted:
next season of stranger things lookin good Joementum posted:SKULLCEL!!! Jesus loving Christ ahahahahahhahaa im a dickcel (its an innie) Agrajag posted:what you mean that lawyer making the rounds on all the morning talk shows has been lying out of his eyes? and i suppose other places. watch ur back , bitch SKULL.GIF posted:okay yeah I give up Joementum he retweets himself so much and posts multiple tweetstorms per day feckin amateur he's like trump where the important stuff is retweeted enough that u don't have to follow them
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 04:58 |
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And here big fat, smokin' Sam with an armored cruiser under his arm is intended to be a positive image we're supposed to like and admire.
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:00 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:And here big fat, smokin' Sam with an armored cruiser under his arm is intended to be a positive image we're supposed to like and admire. this is what peak performance looks like
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Captain_Maclaine posted:And here big fat, smokin' Sam with an armored cruiser under his arm is intended to be a positive image we're supposed to like and admire. gently caress yeah
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:01 |
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make america great again
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Captain_Maclaine posted:And here big fat, smokin' Sam with an armored cruiser under his arm is intended to be a positive image we're supposed to like and admire. the last two sams are 1898 and 1899 the year 1898 must have involved a lot of ranch
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:02 |
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Weird to think that anti-imperialists and isolationists used to be a lot of the country that had significant sway Then Teddy cucked em
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:04 |
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Baloogan posted:make america great again it was never great
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Epic High Five posted:Weird to think that anti-imperialists and isolationists used to be a lot of the country that had significant sway
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ScrubLeague posted:it was never great
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I'm the gloved German hand
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:08 |
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ScrubLeague posted:it was never great uhm my abuela hillary told me it was already great
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:09 |
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I buy this poo poo just to trick my friends into drinking it. I mean, it's not that Turkey Gravy Jones Soda level bad, but it's pretty fuckin foul.
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Spoeank posted:uhm my abuela hillary told me it was already great who
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america is already fat
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:10 |
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Oiled and Ready posted:I took a look at Endo Pharmaceuticals, the company that makes Opana. sounds a lot like purdue and oxy
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:10 |
Captain_Maclaine posted:And here big fat, smokin' Sam with an armored cruiser under his arm is intended to be a positive image we're supposed to like and admire. fat was considered awesome back when it was really extremely difficult to get fat unless you were hyper loving rich or old and indolent or both of course nowadays we're awash in endless doritos and it's correctly viewed as disgusting and gluttonous
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:10 |
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miss me yet?
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:11 |
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O W N T
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Apraxin posted:i love that that keeps coming up in collections of 'witty and amusing presidential statements', like the guy who'd personally witnessed his only child's violent death and wife's mental disintegration and whose whole presidency was him flailing impotently while the country fell apart was making a humorous and light-hearted joke, rather than reflecting honestly on the crushing misery of existence MAGA!!
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Big McHuge posted:I buy this poo poo just to trick my friends into drinking it. It was the cola of choice once upon a time How, I'll never know
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Rocks posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42D_LJB30eY
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 05:12 |
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https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/885602819495124994 have u or any of ur loved ones been "owned" by trump's lawyer? u could be eligible for a large settlement
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Oiled and Ready posted:I took a look at Endo Pharmaceuticals, the company that makes Opana. Opiumhagen Ope Snuff as it were.
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