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canyoneer posted:singing the DuckTales theme song, but with dickfarts *pff**PFF**pff**PFF**pff** *PFF* *PFF* *PFFPFF* Pissing out a hurricane here in Dickburg Catheters, nurses, airy pains, it's some dick hurt Windy and blustery, down in my piss tree Dickfarts! oo woo oo
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Please pee in my goonhole. It's called a well.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:04 |
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Karate Bastard posted:It's called a well. quote:OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a goonhole!!!"
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 21:31 |
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Where do insufferable pedants get their water? From a well, actually.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 23:41 |
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Barudak posted:Lovemetenderloin appears to be the physical manifestation of the thong industry. Barudak posted:I imagine Lovemetenderloin is a sentient thong, itself wearing a thong TheScott2K posted:Big Thong getting out there on social media Barudak posted:You could say this thong is the thing that finally split the crack in their relationship. ArbitraryC posted:Much like it did with your buttocks I'm afraid this thong has wedged itself between us. Goodbye. La Brea Carpet posted:Somewhere, Sir Mix a Lot perks up his ears. Blade Runner posted:Well we found Sisqo's Reddit account at least zakharov posted:gently caress you it's stuck in my head now loquacius posted:One beautiful day in 1999, an 11-year-old LoveMeTenderloin turned on his clock radio and heard a song that changed his worldview forever
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 01:57 |
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Cosmik Slop posted:James Bond, looking every inch the white man, stared Caucasianly across the table at Blofeld. "Tally ho, you rotter," he remarked, the melanin draining from his voice.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 02:00 |
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a zinger from the video game deals thread in the coupons forumHoward Phillips posted:What are Funk Pops used for? Idgi. Real hurthling! posted:You put them in your cubicle so that you arent the most depressing thing in there
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:35 |
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Pretty funny gbs thread where you post to get probated with some horrible reason written up later by some unknown horrifying douchebag: GBS Probation Station lol but seriously I posted:nothing about the sledge-o-matic was supposed to be erotic you absolute loving disgrace Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:59 on Aug 14, 2018 |
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Shanghaied posted:Exactly, an administration deeply compromised by hostile foreign powers is taken down by the most American team of anti-heroes there is - a porn actress, a scumbag celebrity lawyer, a feckless attention-seeking reality-star, and a Long Island taxi medallion owner who also somehow went to the worst law school in America.
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Who's the Long Island taxi medallion owner/poo poo law school grad? Michael Cohen?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Who's the Long Island taxi medallion owner/poo poo law school grad? Michael Cohen? I would think so, yeah. He went to WMU Cooley, one of if not the worst law schools in the country.
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I'm blanking on the celebrity lawyer. Also I think Giuliani deserves some credit, at least an assist.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm blanking on the celebrity lawyer. Also I think Giuliani deserves some credit, at least an assist. Always need a guy on the inside. Blundering idiot is the perfect cover.
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm blanking on the celebrity lawyer. Also I think Giuliani deserves some credit, at least an assist. Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti, Omarosa Manigault Newman, and Michael Cohen.
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1stGear posted:Stormy Daniels, Michael Avenatti, Omarosa Manigault Newman, and Michael Cohen. It's like VOLTRON except everyone watching drinks heavily.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 19:46 |
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It's all true.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 19:59 |
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I love how self-referential and masturbatory PFY can be sometimes. From the AUG thread: Screaming Idiot posted:Not to defend the lovely lunches, but maybe there's something less unhealthy they can't pack there as it needs refrigeration? Celery sticks? Everybody likes celery. And in the IOSM thread: Scathach posted:Miracle Whip isn't differently flavored mayo, its basically the mayo version of margarine. It's fake mayo gosh darn it. That's why it sucks. Margarine also loving sucks.
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# ? Aug 14, 2018 20:28 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I love how self-referential and masturbatory PFY can be sometimes. I really enjoyed the brief period where some mod retitled almost every thread in pyf to the same thing
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i thought they were, i genuinely lose track on what thread im in some days
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 00:29 |
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I do most of my forum browsing from bookmarks so I frequently forget what thread I'm in inside PYF, and I think that just makes it better.
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# ? Aug 15, 2018 00:35 |
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All threads are one. If you meet the Lowtax on the road, crack his spine.
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Jose posted:i googled "stardew valley murder mod" and this was one of the top results Skypie posted:I see Aatrek is interested in anything with "Star" in the title then
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Farm Frenzy posted:inviting a girl over for a threesome with your gf but then u accidentally take too much acid so you spend all night posting instead would be a really good 2005 E/N thread
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there wolf posted:Tip of the iceburg. VC Andrews has a bunch of series that all revolve around tragic deaths, incest, and the tragic deaths that result from not succumbing to your incestuous love. Besesoth posted:She also only actually wrote a handful of them; she died in the 80s of cancer, but her books were so profitable that her family hired ghost writers to keep writing and publishing under the VC Andrews name. Barudak posted:Not gonna lie, kind of dissapointed they didnt keep the ghostwriting in the family.
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If you've ever worked in Asia, this will resonate:Atlas Hugged posted:4:00 PM I'm allowed to leave school, technically, but none of the other teachers have left. Normally I don't care about their bizarre office culture of working themselves to death, but today I have been told I have to go to dinner with the other teachers.
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Blind Rasputin posted:At first I was afraid, I was petrified. But then I opened up the meme thread and I learned who died.
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Straight White Shark posted:i'm going to be the MLK of polyamory Barudak posted:I have three dreams
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Lmao those are so good.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Have to punch the nazi furs extra hard because they have padding. Pyromaniac Ida posted:It's the Wolfenstein super human soldiers but on a lower budget. Absurd Alhazred posted:Wolfurstein.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 07:58 |
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cumshitter posted:embalmer: "We have carried out his wishes to the letter. Again, my condolences to you."
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 09:54 |
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If you want some super comedy to go with that: Andrew Neiderman, the main ghostwriter for the VC Andrews novels, has on at least one occasion given one of his own books a glowing review quote under the Andrews name.
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The Locator posted:What the hell doe "ENFP" mean? Bobby Digital posted:Myers-Briggs, the nerd zodiac.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:28 |
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Trying in vain to find that post about some weird underground rapper who opens his trunk and produces tracks that are not even music but an abstract concept like "the time you threw up on the playground in preschool" and everyone is in awe about how good the music is. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
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WITCHCRAFT posted:Trying in vain to find that post about some weird underground rapper who opens his trunk and produces tracks that are not even music but an abstract concept like "the time you threw up on the playground in preschool" and everyone is in awe about how good the music is. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I do, but don't have the link, it's a classic so it will be along in a bit.
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WITCHCRAFT posted:Trying in vain to find that post about some weird underground rapper who opens his trunk and produces tracks that are not even music but an abstract concept like "the time you threw up on the playground in preschool" and everyone is in awe about how good the music is. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I don't remember who posted:Another time me and Dancehall was smokin at he place in Brooklyn and talking about some underground rap poo poo, I said man take me to the newest cats you heard of, the rawest street poo poo only. Dancehall get real quiet and take out a small celly, like looked like a baby cell phone or something, poo poo was tiny. He open it up and it just had one button, button had no number on it? He press it and instead of saying anything into he just held up some black and white photograph of a dog to the mouthpiece and lit it on fire, didn't say nothing. I was much lifted from the w33d and thought he was loving with me because thats how Dancehall be sometimes when he high, but like 1 minute later someone beeping outside, don't sound like no normal horn, its hard to describe u know? Like niggas was beeping and this scar I had on my knee from when I was short and ran into a coffee table started itching and I went to scratch it and Dancehall just looked at me like "No nigga, don't itch that. Itch that is the rudest thing you could do." And we went outside and the car was a Escalade sitting on like 24s also, pretty intimidating to get into a devil hell Escalade when you high, but Dancehall wasnt afraid. Driver was on some secret service poo poo, didn't smile, didn't even look at us, we just got in and buckled up. We ended up at this underground garage somewhere in deep Queens, like driving down floor after floor while we just got higher and higher. And then suddenly, there we were, bottom floor, all dark except for the glowing illuminesence of a crowd of niggas checking they Sidekicks and droids, no service because were underground but they still checkin, and a lone spotlight on this dude, real short cat, like 5 feet, wearin all red. Someone had a drum kit, real small, started giving him the most basic beats, and nigga started spitting, but they weren't rhymes. Nigga was spitting anticipation of different events, right? Like all of a sudden, I got real nervous about Easter, started thinking about how I had a bunch of candy and poo poo to buy, right? Then next I was dreading my 40th birthday. I turn to dancehall and I'm "Nigga I'm only 28!!!! Who is this cat and how he spit anticipation of 12 years from now, thats like some 2021 poo poo???????" and Dancehall was 'man, nicca name is some awful poo poo, his moms was a chef at an unpopular but profitable resturant and his dad I heard was a vet who was in the bomb squad and come back with PTSD, so they named him the collective nervousness of a group of people reluctantly waiting to eat. When nigga walks past a Taco Bell, its like a whole crowd of people chanting he name, sultry seduction of crowds of girls waving they titties, smearing them with fire sauce. Drives him crazy like a wolf, make the nicca hornie as hell devil, got arrested last week for putting he mystery weener in one of those new black tacos, found him crying in the bathroom covered in cinnamon, crying, screaming "why u name me this way, chef mom" and I said "no way can a nigga be named that, how they put that on he birth certificate" and it turn out he was born at a Jewish hospital!!! I was like "nigga u cold" and thats why I dont eat tacos no more
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 02:23 |
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Gd dam that's powerful
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 02:44 |
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That reads like a blog post from an Achewood background character. The poster was "A Gentle Breeze" and you can read the full text of the post here. ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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purple death ray posted:I really enjoyed the brief period where some mod retitled almost every thread in pyf to the same thing iirc we called them all something like 'the awkward ugly & gross idiots on social medias' anti-food porn that didn't happen schadenfreude forums quotes megathread' It was funny for a couple days but any longer and the confusion may have become terminal.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:It was funny for a couple days but any longer and the confusion may have become terminal. Shoulda Terry Schiavo'd that poo poo, my dude Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Shoulda Terry Schiavo'd that poo poo, m'lady fixed
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