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My years of watching Forensic Files have pretty much confirmed that the only reason anybody would take out a life insurance policy on someone is if they plan to kill them within the next six months.
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:If you kill the kid before then, sure Ah, I'm still alive so I may still have a chance of figuring out what's going on with it. Super confused about what my mother did with it.
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Nov 12, 2018 16:58
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Sininu posted:Can the parent take the life insurance money for themselves without the child knowing anything about it when they get 18? Depends who the policy owner is. The owner of the policy can always cash in if they want. So can the beneficiary, but it's a little messier.
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Nov 12, 2018 17:06
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exquisite tea posted:My years of watching Forensic Files have pretty much confirmed that the only reason anybody would take out a life insurance policy on someone is if they plan to kill them within the next six months. If you wait seven months before killing them, is it less suspicious. Asking for a friend.
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Nov 12, 2018 17:16
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1stGear posted:If you wait seven months before killing them, is it less suspicious. Asking for a friend. Anything within a year is gonna draw a looooooooot of attention. Wait two years and you'll be in the clear.
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Nov 12, 2018 17:30
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Solice Kirsk posted:Anything within a year is gonna draw a looooooooot of attention. Wait two years and you'll be in the clear. Also don't do it 3 days before the beneficiary becomes old enough to draw on it.
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Nov 12, 2018 17:32
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Funny Forums Quotes: How to Profit from Killing Your Children
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Nov 12, 2018 17:41
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The good old way is of course to get a bunch of them to support you in your old age. Most will starve due to overpopulation and lack of infrastructure and depletion of resources but that'll mostly be after you're gone anyway #AfrIMeanAmericaOorah
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Nov 12, 2018 17:51
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This is not funny.Tetracube posted:for sale: baby kekistan flag, never flown Laughed anyway.
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Nov 12, 2018 17:55
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jfood posted:that is not a rabbit hole you just casually fall into, unless you're looking for something casual with a rabbit's holes.
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1stGear posted:If you wait seven months before killing them, is it less suspicious. Asking for a friend.
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Nov 12, 2018 19:03
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Sininu posted:Can the parent take the life insurance money for themselves without the child knowing anything about it when they get 18? No, they'll be of age and will have to sign approval and stuff. IANAL, though.
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Nov 12, 2018 21:27
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pangstrom posted:Anyway, back to funny forum quotes. b.. back?
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:luke is definitely the protestant jedi to the prequel trilogy's catholics Wheat Loaf posted:Yeah, Luke was an essentially good guy and they were evil. It fits. And obviously Luke went bad when, like John Wilkes Booth, he converted to Catholicism later in life. And much like most Catholics have never read the Bible, Luke never read the ancient Jedi texts; underlining this is the fact that he is helpless until the Pope (Yoda), who he, as Catholic, worships instead of God, shows up and tells him what to do.
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Randaconda posted:what Well, about 2,000 years ago the Romans nailed a Jew to a piece of wood and poo poo got kind of wild
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exquisite tea posted:My years of watching Forensic Files have pretty much confirmed that the only reason anybody would take out a life insurance policy on someone is if they plan to kill them within the next six months. My work provides life insurance, I started the job 4 months ago and this seems to fit.
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Pirate Radar posted:Well, about 2,000 years ago the Romans nailed a Jew to a piece of wood and poo poo got kind of wild Sure, in hindsight it was a mistake
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Wibla posted:Apropo navy... a young officer in the Royal Norwegian Navy failed his practical (boat) drivers test and got walloped by an oil tanker: canyoneer posted:the crash looks like it tore off the ship's barcode too, so even if they had made it back into port they'd have no way to scandinavian.
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Randaconda posted:what Wheat Loaf has extremely bad and wrong opinions about Star Wars.
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Moon Slayer posted:Wheat Loaf has extremely bad and wrong opinions about Star Wars.
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Nov 13, 2018 02:11
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Randaconda posted:IANAL, though. So do I but what does that have to do with anything
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The perfect post. It’s beautiful.
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Well, unrelated to the discussion of popular sci-fi franchises, the "ITT We are Idiots Sabotaging Our Own Lives" thread in GBS has some pretty good content.tater_salad posted:I have watched a lot of soverign citizen videos and read a lot of blogs. I have swapped my licence plates with a document that says "I am Moorish, I do not Consent". I have relinquished my insurance, drivers licence and now carry stacks of paperwork indicating how wrong the police are. Sydney Bottocks posted:I'm in a loud noisy rock band and I don't care what the experts say, wearing earplugs when playing live at high volumes is for pussies. You gotta be able to feel the music, man. Now, can someone shut that loving alarm bell off? It's been ringing for days now.
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CannonFodder posted:Having Mei as your main would be even more suspicious. 
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Referring to an article claiming that driverless cars would lead to more car sex:madeintaipei posted:Have you ever had sex somewhere very uncomfortable? spog posted:In the rear end?
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Lil Peeler posted:Imagine bringing a date home to your BUDK house filled with swords, skull tissue holders and Confederate flag drapes and bedspread goatface posted:The rohypnol will have kicked in by then.
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Marcade posted:Referring to an article claiming that driverless cars would lead to more car sex: And the followup: syscall girl posted:Reminds me of this apocraphal story about a guy fresh out of the air force who thought cruise control equaled autopilot. Got in the back of his minivan and started drinking Scathach posted:I can not help but read that as butt sex. SA broke my brain.
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Anybody not following the BUDK thread is seriously missing out.
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Randaconda posted:No, they'll be of age and will have to sign approval and stuff. Good plan, don't have to worry about kids or life insurance that way.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Every time McAfee locks up my work computer I like to imagine John is in there, snorting up all my CPU cycles.
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Wtf is a budk is it where you go buy knives in budk after a bully shoved your nose in the locker?
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Karate Bastard posted:Wtf is a budk is it where you go buy knives in budk after a bully shoved your nose in the locker? It's a catalog with all the ~tacticool~ nonsense you could want. As far as I can tell, it just stands for Bud K. E: You want a stupid "steampunk" knife? Free with any order. darthbob88 has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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bird with big dick posted:I told him that making the buttplug out of acrylic is no problem but in order to get enough interior space for the live goldfish to go in there he is either going to end up with an acrylic thickness that almost certainly isn’t safe or he’s going to end up with 10 cases of Chinese buttplugs that are only marketable to people with size 11 assholes.
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dreadmojo posted:Chinese butt plugs I assume the person ordering the butt plugs was Toys for rear end Bum.
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jay z's sedan posted:I don't know why more people decide to not get addicted at the start. jay z's sedan posted:You think you're smarter and stronger than me bag of heroin? Well lets see how you like being boiled alive in a dirty spoon....
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:You're making this sound entertaining almost.
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I'm not an addict. Except for that time I was an addict and it ruined my life. But I'm stronger than that, and I'm also stronger than this bag of heroin. Jesus Christ that's depressing
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Has anyone done a slideshow of dead goon’s posts like that set to that I will remember you song?
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Heath posted:I'm not an addict. Except for that time I was an addict and it ruined my life. But I'm stronger than that, and I'm also stronger than this bag of heroin. It's just amazing how he spins "almost died of a previous drug addiction" into an argument why he is less likely to become addicted. But it's not unique, every single "responsible drug user" story on SA goes like this: I've always been super careful with drugs, so it is not a problem for me. Except yesterday I went on a huge bender and almost killed myself. Which is why going forward, I will always be super careful. No I don't have a problem, what are you talking about? I just said I'm being super careful, what more do you expect from me?
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