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5 time champ Lewis Hamilton. That's all the effort your getting.
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TOXX COLLECTION POST 2018 Toxxes wicka posted:iospace, please ban me if Fernando Alonso does not win the 2018 FIA Formula One World Drivers' Championship. Wirth1000 posted:Ban me if Alonso wins the title next season in the 2018 FIA Formula 1 World Championship 1500quidporsche posted:Mods probate me for a month and change my name to 1500quidpoocati if Andrea Dovizioso does not win the 2018 MotoGP championship OhsH posted:Toxx me one month for every race that Stroll doesn't finish. The month will reset every time he fails to finish, as it has been agreed upon. Wirth1000 posted:Ban me if Stroll wins a race. Sounds good. DoctorGonzo posted:if ferrari doesnt win the title probate me from the off season thread You sure? Alright. Feels Villeneuve posted:I will watch an entire MLS match if Lewis Hamilton wins the title in 2018. Rhopunzel posted:Toxx me if McLaren don't win a race With one month as the punishment, enforced at the end of the season. Human Grand Prix posted:If Stroll wins a race I request an 11 year probation. If I ever have to fulfill this, I'm sorry. Roller Coast Guard posted:Probate me for a month if Alonso has fewer WDC points than both Williams drivers combined at the end of the season. Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:
GramCracker posted:Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll. NtotheTC posted:I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen) NtotheTC posted:The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver. Theophany posted:iospace! - if Alonso doesn't podium this year I will do a video dramatic reading of Khablam posted:At least the thread can pretend all those guys in orange are supporting McLaren and not F1's most exciting driver, Max. 1500quidporsche posted:If McLaren podiums this season I will buy a brand new set of kart tires. loving that BubbaGrace posted:Ban me if Alonso finishes the season higher in the WDC than Stoffel Vandoorne. thegasman2000 posted:If mclaren out score stroll I will record myself saying how much I love fernando, in a fluffy pink thong. (Already own the garment) Ok then! Deepfried posted:
CratSock posted:LOL. Probe me for a month for each Stroll podium next season. Future toxxes: 1500quidporsche posted:Lance will get on the podium at least twice in 2019 or I’ll eat a month Cactrot posted:I'll take a month if stroll gets two podiums next season Wiltsghost posted:Same, there is zero chance. He is loving garbage. Why do you guys love some rear end in a top hat who is only in the sport because his dad is rich. (also making the same toxx as cactrot) 1500quidporsche posted:Mods please ban me if LeClerc has less points than Vettel at the end of 2019 The pact is sealed. Khablam posted:
The quality of the thread... stays the same. Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Ban me if Ricciardo wins a race in 2019. I look forward to this one ImplicitAssembler posted:I'll record myself doing a shoey if Ricciardo finishes ahead of Hulkenberg in the 2019 WDC standings. freeranger posted:Same OP! Sure why not. geonetix posted:With this recent honda news, iospace take note, i'll have a 3 month probe if RBR ends up in the top 3, and a month anytime max wins a race Nybble posted:Since I'm a F1 Thread newbie, I figure I better fit in and put in my own toxx for the upcoming season. OhsH posted:ban me if lance stroll doesnt out perform kubica big crush on Chad OMG posted:Probate me for a week for every race Lewis Hamilton (🙌🏽) doesn’t win, and ban me if anyone else wins the WDC in 2019. Norns posted:Just ban me if anyone but Merc wins the WDC I guess. gently caress it. Offseason thread ban only, per negotiation! Dirt Road Junglist posted:Sigh. Okay, let me get in on the fun. All noted (from page 48). Frond posted:If Kimi reaches the podium I will eat a completo while running on a treadmill. I think you have the 11 year from last year, but completos for all! ilmucche posted:I'll take the flipside of that. DRJ gets to pick the avatar here. geonetix posted:I’ll be fine. Noted! big crush on Chad OMG posted:I’ll donate $10 to charity for every race that Lewis doesn’t win. Bring it iospace fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 9, 2019 |
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f1 is bad
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ATTENTION GONZO: If you make an effort post detailing the history of hot dogs and the variations of them, I'll let you post. Otherwise, you're getting a 6er every time you post in the thread. That is all.
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Shaaauuuhhhrrr Lehcluurrrhhhhh
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:23 |
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This was a good season I cant wait for the next. Spectacular performance by our max!
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:24 |
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Ok, Theo PM'd me about his toxx. He gets till the end of the year because of something outside of his control.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:29 |
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Posting in the offseason thread
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:29 |
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iospace posted:Ok, Theo PM'd me about his toxx. He gets till the end of the year because of something outside of his control. excuse me williams sabotaging stroll all year was outside of my control and i still got hit
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:30 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Posting in the offseason thread Thants.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:31 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Shaaauuuhhhrrr Lehcluurrrhhhhh He's a good lad, OP
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:34 |
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Wait where'd the regular season thread go, I need to catch up on it when I watch the race tonight
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:41 |
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It's been a good run, boys... Stroll...driver of the day, driver of every day..... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:41 |
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:Wait where'd the regular season thread go, I need to catch up on it when I watch the race tonight Purgatory: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850579 Rhopunzel posted:It's been a good run, boys...
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:42 |
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Gigi Galli posted:Shaaauuuhhhrrr Lehcluurrrhhhhh
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:43 |
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Every time Max attempts to "overtake" someone
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:45 |
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McLaren are poo poo.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:48 |
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I seem to remember there being 2 or 3 non-poo poo races this season, but now I can't recall if that's true. What a poo poo season.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:49 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:McLaren are poo poo. Correct, they really lucked out this year by having talented driver and sex symbol Fernando Alonso on their team to score points that they had no right to earn. Hopefully they have a good car for next year to cover for the deficit in driver talent.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:50 |
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I am contacting my connections at Liberty Media and i have a new thread title from it. #MEGACANCELLED
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:55 |
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I subscribed to the poo poo-tier of F1 TV and never used it, so not doing that again. Might have to get a Sky NowTV F1 season pass next time around.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 18:58 |
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Someone needs to buy me a new AV for this thread, as I feel beholden to this one and will be taking it step by step into the worst posts imaginable.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:02 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:McLaren are poo poo. In all honesty it was probably the second worst car on the grid by the end of the season.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:05 |
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Residency Evil posted:I seem to remember there being 2 or 3 non-poo poo races this season, but now I can't recall if that's true. It was a pretty good season.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:06 |
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Yeah it was good for F1. Vettel melting down made it less thrilling towards the end but I’m glad Kimi got a win As nice as it would be to see a repeat of the start of 2012 they are the exception.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:07 |
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Looking forward to see how Vettel and Ferrari melt down next year.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:11 |
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Frond posted:It was a pretty good season. Are you sure? I'm trying to remember when Vettel stopped being competitive with Hamilton and I can't remember...
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:15 |
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Thanks!
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:23 |
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gently caress Lewis Hamilton. I'll miss you Nando. This sport is dead.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:26 |
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OhsH posted:excuse me williams sabotaging stroll all year was outside of my control and i still got hit I think this is fair. My Papaya orange trash is in the mail. Barring somebody else (hint, hint, whack day bro) writing a spectacular season summary post I will look into writing one whilst on bath salts.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:27 |
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Theophany posted:I think this is fair. you should really up your game to ketamine
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 19:33 |
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We need an F1 megaseason with 50 races so the shitposting never stops.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:01 |
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The shitposting will never stop regardless
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:14 |
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I am extremely hyped for next season with G. Russell & R. Kubica leading Williams back to the top. Also, for gently caress's sake, Pirelli better not just keep doing what they're doing.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:29 |
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just lol if you expect Pirelli to get better.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:32 |
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It's like expecting 1500 to buy new tires instead of rummaging through the bin.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:33 |
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So what do you guys think, was 2018 the best season of all time? Yes, it was. Thanks for your input guys, that was very insightful, I'm glad we reached a consensus.
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# ? Nov 25, 2018 20:33 |
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2008, 2014, 2015, 2017, and 2018 are all the best seasons ever.
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iospace posted:ATTENTION GONZO: Hot dogs are a weiner in a bread and are eaten by disgusting fat american pigs and skinny japanese men. Who the gently caress cares about them: Today my friends im going to talk about : The Completo. In 1920 Mr. Eduardo Bahamondez arrived to Santiago from the USA. He had an idea: how can i make hot dogs not loving suck and serve them fast? He called his restaurant Quick Lunch Bahamondez o Almuerzo Rápido Bahamondez. In this place he added new ingredients because the chilean people of the time hated ketchup and mustard. Some new ingredients: Mayo Avocado Chukrut In 1952 opened Domino, a fast food chain who makes only completos and their variants. Robert De Niro worked there briefly COMPLETO VARIATIONS In Chile, there is a popular variation called completo (Spanish for "complete", "full") which, besides bread and sausages, can be made up of mashed avocado, chopped tomatoes, mayonnaise, sauerkraut, a variation of the Sauce Américaine, Chilean chili, green sauce and cheese. Its size can be twice of an American hot dog.[56] The multiple combinations of the ingredients of the completo leads to have specific names for the most typical ones, for example: Completo (Complete): Traditional version with chopped tomatoes, mayonnaise (a large amount) and sauerkraut. In some regions, this variation also has avocado sauce. Also, "completo" is also used as the generic name for any hot dog with avocado, so, for example, this combination is called "completo completo". Dinámico (Dynamic): A mix of the aforementioned ingredients; tomatoes, avocados, mayonnaise and sauerkraut or sauce américaine. Also called "américana" (American). Italiano (Italian): Consists of chopped tomatoes, mashed avocados and mayonnaise. The name comes from its resemblance with the colors of the Italian flag. Tomate mayo (Tomato-mayo): As its name suggests, it's a version with only chopped tomatoes and mayonnaise. Also called "completo sin palta" (completo without avocado). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04ckV9QueXc As (Ace): A version which consists of cuts of "churrasco" (grilled meat) instead of sausages, mashed avocado, tomato and mayonnaise. It's a variant version of the "italiano". Completos are good. Even some posters of this, the worst thread, have joined the fun Completos are very good and every one should try eating one or making one. This is my posts and if isnt good enough i want to say this Dear Mrs. Iospace, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole year just to watch loving mercedes win again for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make me write an effort post telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a Scud Poster A Nando Fan Lew Lew weird bathroom antics A Ladder Mercedes style sidepods Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the worst thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Nov 25, 2018 |
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