LORD OF BOOTY posted:

the earth is going to be an uninhabitable hellworld within a century so unless you think humans can adapt to oven temperatures and the air being literally poison gas...

e: like, the absolute most optimistic predictions say that we're going to have a massive refugee crisis and the equator will be uninhabitable, along with large chunks of the coasts of any given continent (due to the former being hot enough to boil someone's skin off and the latter being underwater). and that's if all the world's governments just immediately start busting rear end on lowering emissions. if they don't do that, Mad Max Fury Road is basically the best-case scenario, and only because the world is still temperate enough and still has enough clean water and air for a small number of people to barely survive in that.

most of why i bury myself in dumb poo poo is because i really, really do not like thinking about this.

E.T. NO HOMO posted:

If I was a doctor of asses and you came to my doctors office cindy would be like "THE DOCTOR WILL BE IN TO LOOK AT YOUR SNAKE rear end IN JUST A MOMEY" and then I'd come in after lots of snickering from the lobby and tell you to MURDER THAT SNAKE WITH YOUR CHEEK MUSCLES SNAP THAT FUCKERS HEAD OFF and if you didnt have the guts I'd put that snake right up my own rear end and BREAK IT IN HALF and then bill you like $30,000 cause my sphinc is a national resource

Son of Rodney posted:

Goons goons the magical fruit,
the more they post the more they poot

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The more they post, the better they feel
So let's call the police on Granos

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The more they post, the better they feel
So let's call the police on Granos

null_pointer posted:

Sending this thread to the gas chamber would be sweet mercy, at this point.

cumshitter posted:

best codex entry is the one for the krogers in mass effect

"until the invention of gunpowder the #1 cause of death for the krogers was death by wild animal. after, it was death by gunshot"

and its also one of the few with a very serious narrator guy reading it aloud

Wheeee posted:

Thank you, receipt in the bag?

Jack Donaheyyy posted:

https://twitter.com/scarytoilet/status/1100908040931414016

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

dueling baños

Jaguars! posted:

Jaguars! posted:

Dieting Hippo posted:

i finished BATHDOOM last night, and Motherboard even wrote an article about it!

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

Partycat posted:

and I got one that says “My kid love trains now” which was the scariest of all

goddamnedtwisto posted:

that's what vaccination gets you

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

heh, ^hehand get this, why the FFUUCCKK would you waste your time by getting together with friends^heh to eat??? YOU HAVE FOOD at YOUR HOUSE, DUMBASS!! ^{heh heh}

juust EAT THE FOOD on your ownownown time and SAVE EVERYONE else the _misery of^heh WATCHING YOUR FAT FUCKASS FACE _gobblegobble^GOBBLE the heinous quantities oF poo poo^heh you shove l into your GODDAMN^heh MAW EVERY GODDAMN DAY !!



^heh

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

On the subject of spam emails...

El Gallinero Gros posted:

My kid loves trains, now what?!?!

EorayMel posted:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You can sleep easy knowing they won't die of measles or smallpox.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

My kid loves trains, now what?!?!

Waroduce posted:

Safe sex is great sex always wear a latex

Solice Kirsk posted:

Raw dog is a happy hog, unsheathed in a lady bog.

vyst posted:

Found the epitaph for my tombstone

TheMostFrench posted:

After dying from an STD for that extra layer of goodness.

Sulla Faex posted:

A few years back I freed a wizard who was trapped in the supermarket cart rack and by way of thanks he gave me a wish. I asked for a single-sided die that always rolled 69. You might be surprised how often it's come in handy

literally never

Elysiume posted:

That's just a marble that someone sharpied 69 onto, that wino tangled in the cart rack may have tricked you

Sulla Faex posted:

Well.. I guess that explains the wizard knife and magic blowjob ritual

Sedge and Bee posted:

Justin RPG is one of those things, along with all the other lolcows like Chris Chan, that I totally forget about in my sad adulthood until someone brings them up, then suddenly I'm a 20 year old shithead again laughing at all the internet shutins. I should be more mature than this, but Pokemon fetishes will never not be funny

Screaming Idiot posted:

i don't think i like the detective pikachu manga

bEatmstrJ posted:

You go out of town for a couple days and you come back to 1000 new posts, a probation you probably didn't deserve, your own video game, a couple of news articles, a website and an ungodly amount of incorrect assumptions about your bathroom. You guys have been busy...

I definitely don't have time to go back and answer questions from the last 50 pages so i'll skip that part. Glad to see you guys are finally starting to find some new interior design to discuss though. Carry on.

RoboRodent posted:

Someone's salty that we aren't talking about him anymore.

bEatmstrJ posted:

Yeah... Cause you know, I just haven't been poo poo on enough.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Wait, you're the toilet?

ekuNNN posted:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A bull genital

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

literally a box with some sticks in it

Universe Master posted:

I feel sorry for the wasted death of whatever little critter that gets caught in a pre-made deadfall trap. They for catching wild frozen burritos, right.

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

The New York Jets are a football team, not to be confused with the New York Giants (with whom they share a stadium). They are widely known for incompetence occasionally flourishing into mediocrity, but most of all for the Trumpian atmosphere of backbiting and degeneracy within the organization. Consider the following:

1) The Jets are not even the most popular team in their own city, and the fan base is generally considered to be the chudlier portion of the people of NYC and New Jersey
2) There are constant reports of how much everybody on the team hates each other, and is widely regarding as being a place where wildly overpaid talent at the end of their relevance go to die (yes, they are bad at negotiating)
3) Their last championship was in 1968
4) Their most successful head coach in recent memory was an extremely open foot fetishist
5) They were also the team involved in the NFL's most famous dick pics scandal
6) Their most famous athletic feat in the last 20 years was the Butt Fumble, a play so legendarily bad it has its own wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble
7) Last season one of their players got fined for celebrating a touchdown by mock wiping his asscrack with the football

In short, while "sports team owner" in general does not qualify one to become ambassador to the United Kingdom, and while the New York Jets are not the most objectively terrible franchise by any means, they are strong contenders for being the most embarrasing fuckups, and needless to say the owner is freinds with TRUMP, which is how we got here.

Blow posted:

A strange thing just happened. I was laying on my back smoking a joint/spliff/number (weed) on the front lawn on the grass. Looking at Orion and waiting for shooting stars/meteors/ISS/satellites etc.

DrSnakeLaser posted:

Synthbuttrange posted:

SardonicTyrant posted:

You've been hit by.

You've been struck by.

A smooth terminal.

Spatial posted:

GF is being misleadingly anal

Neon Noodle posted:

Costco: rotate you a tire and a chicken

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

excuse me?

avshalemon posted:

my favourite drug post:

and that's all he wrote

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted: