w00tmonger posted:

Muggin Dad posted:

honestly can you imagine loving fastplating down a 20 foot ramp, hittin a flybox and nailing a fuckin bleezy to 360 flip out, the whole time your uncut skater hair is flailing everywhere and then you see it. you see that one spot that you know is straight fire and if you dont push your wood right the gently caress over there your gonna lose the goddamn tourney! poo poo all i want to do is do a 540 quadflip to indy and hit the down slope PERFECT, so you get that speed you need to air up th other side for none other than a loving 12, you're about 720 into it until the glare from the gold ring blinds you, casuing you to fall into this!!









What do u do

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w00tmonger posted:

OwlFancier posted:

I want an animal with some sort of toxin that just causes abstract emotional discomfort. No physical symptoms.

WereGoat posted:

Gaukler posted:

w00tmonger posted:

oh but seriously I posted:

i'm the cool guy in the star trek thread. flexing my large arms and saying "enjoying the gun show, ladies? incorrect, these are phasers"

china bot posted:

Carthag Tuek posted:

But under that analogy, sharing the virus is socialist

Food Boner posted:

many macaques carry herpes-B, which they tolerate fine, but without antiviral therapy is deadly in humans

Platystemon posted:

This is defamation.

Macaque is herpes‐free.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

My favorite bad Geordi episode is where they find a guy whose like a cross between Will Ferrell and Jesus in a ridiculously tight spandex suit and he uses his magic powers to give Geordi his mojo back and then wanders around the Enterprise with a bulging camel tail until something I don't even remember what happened. I think he breaks Worfs back and then heals it as well

The Bloop posted:

I also got high as gently caress and watched star trek and richard simmons back to back

Sir Lemming posted:

I think we're probably all clear on this but just in case, that is essentially a completely accurate description of the episode in question

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I think that makes less sense.

It's probably because I hate wookipedia, memory-alpha and wikipedia on different levels for different reasons but "awkward conversation" "a speedy, fragile recovery" as image captions? This is not good.


The thing I really hate is trying to get an actor bio but the loving people editing these articles will not just say "Ensign Ro played by..."

And then trying to read an episode summary from these mealy mouthed morons is kind of how I feel about a sinus infection.

Splicer posted:

You have to click through to the character page, then look for "played by" in the infobox.

Which is the only bit of the infobox that's in italics because it's not reeeeeeeeeeal

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

The thing I really hate is trying to get an actor bio but the loving people editing these articles will not just say "Ensign Ro played by..."

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cSirATn.mp4

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Fool of a Took!

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Gun Jam posted:

To borrow a term, it's like a book with its pages stuck together. Gotta unstuck the pages (filler levels) to get to reading (more plot, conversations, or a cool setpiece).

HerStuddMuffin posted:

That image doesn’t really work, since normally it’s the pages with the good stuff that end up getting stuck together.

PMush Perfect posted:

Turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands

Hwurmp posted:

WHICH ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES JIZZED ALL OVER MY FILLER DUNGEON

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

And then trying to read an episode summary from these mealy mouthed morons is kind of how I feel about a sinus infection.

Brewmaster posted:

The year 2020 belongs in the garbage. Calling it right now.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Let's add a new one to discuss

vaginite posted:

Maps bullshit southeast is solidly cream pie.

E: nm i didn’t understand what this was

little munchkin posted:

youtube guy: hey everyone, i'm running some unsanctioned combat sports out of my backyard. click here if you want to see a bunch of people give each other concussions. i found a legal loophole where i don't need to pay them any of my youtube revenue as long as the whole thing is uninsured

goons, thinking really hard: this all sounds good to me but there better be hand sanitizer stations or else i am going to absolutely flip the gently caress out

Vidmaster posted:

This is even better than hearing my Nebraskan coworkers say Nguyen as “Nuh-goy-in” and “Nuh-goo-yen”.

Strong Sauce posted:

"the N, G, U, is silent and the Y is a W. very easy"

Stoatbringer posted:

Sir, this is a Nguyendy’s Drive-thru.

Sitting Here posted:

As a seattleite here is what I do to umbrellas. I see an umbrella and I instantly see red. I mean it offends the gently caress out of me. I see that umbrella and then suddenly i am AT that umbrella, taking it out of the hands of the unseattle imbecile and admonishing them to just wear a hoodie bro in one smooth motion. I take that umbrella and i snap it into little pieces and then I throw it on the ground and piss on its pathetic remains screaming HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS RAIN YOU LITTLE BITCH go sonics

that's how seattle i am

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't need to steal office supplies because one night I got drunk and was looking for a pencil and couldn't find one so apparently I got mad and ordered a total of 144 pencils from amazon.co.uk.

Shame Boy posted:

The way pencils work means when you next need one immediately to like write down something while you're on the phone or whatever, you'll suddenly find they have all evaporated somehow.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I've stashed them all over the apartment. Why is there a pencil pot in the toilet? Just in case.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Any guests using your toilet might come to a more sinister conclusion

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Like... what? I sign my posts?

Kitfox88 posted:

Platystemon posted:

That’s a gross story.

Jedit posted:

I didn't realise that 3D Megadoodoo was a mathematician.

DVH posted:

Yeah, so people beat me up sometimes.

Like today, walking home and some emo's wanna beat me up for being a t''t.

I had to apologise to get out of there alive and i feel dirtied.

Short of sticking up for myself, what can I do??

Vhak, lord of hate posted:

Make loud noises by banging pots and pans together to scare off the emos.

FabioClone posted:

Don't tell us what a t"t is. Make us always wonder.

DVH posted:

yes it means twat.

yeah they just laid into me, no reason. im not a fighter. i need help.

also i love babylon 5, i have at least 2 problems.

post edit noob. not really emo's, they just had wrist scars

the answer is boat posted:

Dude, you must be on the bottom of the food chain. That's kind of pathetic.

DVH posted:

harse tbh, i'm a good looking bastard!!

but yeah, (hates to use a comma afteer 'and') maybe he was a jealous X of one of my ladies.

Luthier posted:

Let's go through it word by word, shall we?

"harse": not a word. H should be capitalized.

"tbh": what's this stand for? Spell it out.

"i'm": I should be capitalized. Bonus points for using the ' in "I'm".

"a good looking bastard!!": doing pretty good here champ, but why two exclamation points?

"but": begins a new sentence, should be capitalized.

"(hates to use a comma afteer 'and')": incomprehensible; "after" has one 'e'.

"maybe he was a jealous": awesome, five good words in a row!

"X": is a letter of alphabet. The word you're looking for is "ex". Bonus points for capitalizing it, even though it was not needed.

"of one of my ladies": good grammar and spelling, loss of points for pathetic lies.


Summary: with a face like that, fall back on spelling and grammar to make sure random strangers don't want to smash your skull in.

Chris Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/movingimagenyc/status/1329088699649257473

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I want the eye things batou has

though I just noticed he looks like cyber boomhauer

Scope posted:

Boomhauer voice what even is real man? we just dang ol, dang ol lookin out from within

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Rutger boomhauer

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

God dang it man I lost it like tears in the dang ol rain

Milo and POTUS posted: