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bell jar posted:
DeeplyConcerned posted:It's actually a very clever play on current events. as you may be aware, a transformer fire was recently reported at the Hoover dam. what was not as widely reported was the fact that I had temporarily re-purposed that transformer for an experiment. you see, I recently came into possession of a large quantity of marijuana. So much marijuana, in fact, that my current smoking apparatus was hardly up to the task. taking inspiration from the idea of the gravity bong, I traveled to Nevada with my stash, intent on setting up a larger version using the gravity from the water held back by the dam to produce a much larger cloud of smoke than the traditional version, which makes use of a 2 liter bottle or bucket as I understand it.
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Outrail posted:JFC throw every single thing involved in that story into a volcano, including the author, god and the oven. What a tedious bunch of assholes. idk if i would openly advocate incinerating jewish people, personally
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 10:19 |
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Please poast quotes, stop making GBS threads on religions. This ain't the thread.
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 10:40 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:idk if i would openly advocate incinerating jewish people, personally E: I'm trying to delete it
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 10:40 |
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Splicer posted:The biblically acceptable approach is drowning or meteors. you don't gotta hand it to god
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 11:02 |
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COUPONS: I need a cheap way to kill Hulk Hogan Antonio Inoki posted:I would like to stomp on his face like I did in the 1970s. I am hoping YOU coupons geniuses can help me! Lay it on me, Doctor Eldarion! Dr. Eldarion posted:How about I stomp you instead? HUH?! HUH?!?! Antonio Inoki posted:BRING IT!!!!
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 18:28 |
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Is this Coupons and Deals Open RP?
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 18:40 |
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Don't mess with Coupons mods if they're willing to go toe to toe with Inoki. I can't find good footage of it, but Inoki vs. Great Antonio is one of the worst shoot fights I've seen in wrestling (in that Antonio gets the absolute poo poo beaten out of him).
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 18:46 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:It ain't gonna emancipate itself
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 00:38 |
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Nancy posted:Honestly even if it was a super quick flip then NTA. Megillah Gorilla posted:"Favour sharking" is a thing where someone does something for you unasked to create an obligation on your part. The parents were gift sharking. Jam With Seeds posted:Here's a house do do do do dodo
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:38 |
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Barudak posted:You're not making Harry Potter better, you're just making Minions worse
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 10:42 |
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Splicer posted:Yes but also it's a podcast It is, in fact, a very good podcast. I'm just sad they didn't continue onto other holy books.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 11:05 |
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not a funny post, but I want you all to enjoy the 7 wonderful pages of devmd01 posts about his journey with Pongo, his rescue dog. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553037&userid=93641 he is giving Pongo his best life. devmd01 posted:He may start out sleeping on the comfy couch in the basement but he almost always ends up sleeping under our bed.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 19:06 |
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exquisite tea posted:Give Velma a fatality. Ariong posted:She already calls the cops on people.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 19:13 |
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Das Boo posted:But a videogame achievement isn't as good as a scrunchie business.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 21:25 |
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Sigh, I love losing my place in threads trying to find the context. Good quote though
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 23:17 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Sigh, I love losing my place in threads trying to find the context. Good quote though
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 23:54 |
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It's much easier for links to quotes to not change the last unread post.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 00:17 |
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rotor posted:reminder: yospos coat of arms Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm losing it trying to imagine how you'd write "socially-inept bear carrying printer for a girl" in the weird language they use for heraldry big scary monsters posted:Or, a bear rampant affronty Sable armed langued Gules holding aloft an HP Deskjet Sable a hug lacking.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 00:38 |
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Dost thou touch grass? Those are not our words.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 00:47 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:It's going to be 90/32 and sweltering humidity today and the AC is broken. Landlord like "uhhhhhhhhh maybe we can get a guy in today." Tried everything I know to work but the fucker still won't come on, I'm at the point I need a pro. Worst. Friday. Ever. Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:One of the less appreciated consequences of climate change is that we're going to see more and more users using the HOT tag.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 03:31 |
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lmao I saw that he’d lost the avatar of the watermelon bird and assumed he’d got it blanked from something gross but no, it was that autoban that did it
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 03:41 |
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Sometimes I love the jank of this forum.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 03:43 |
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I love accidental HOT autobans on posts about the weather or BBQing or something
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 03:50 |
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christmas boots posted:Personally I would use my power to always be one exchange ahead in conversations, replying to the question that they were going to ask next. Marcade posted:Would you use it to solve crimes?
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 04:08 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Man, it’s like 130 degrees all the time now. But you finally hacked your way past all these annoying people holding you back. You have evolved past all these peasants. Who is god to stop you now? This is life without the resistance of the human race, slowing down time and enjoying and savoring things. You are important, you have something to do, you are special, hell we all are, but you wanted to end people to get there. And free will is real, so now it’s just you and the sun. You’ve parsed all that annoying language and humanity out of your repertoire and now it’s just a simple sun for you without the interference from life. Not stopping you, not holding you back, that’s just work for people, and part of free will is not conscripting people to any effort for those who have already committed to an end. Now it is their personal end, nobody is stopping them, and the program is satisfied. Pure light, pure consciousness, pure pain, no biological resistance. No ego death, just the literal interpretation of their desires and goals, which is being the only person in the world and ruling it all. It’s ClemdestineBoyster so I can’t tell if it’s part of the gimmick.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 05:11 |
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What the gently caress Happened to the ''Post Here To Be Banned' Thread? Cyrai posted:What's a guy to do if he wants to be banned, Lowtax? You ever think of that? Of course not, you don't loving care about any of us. Goons with Spoons is the only forum that's worth the time I've spent, and I've barely spent any time there. gently caress this place. I'm outta here. Anyone with me?
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 16:41 |
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 17:06 |
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Railing Kill posted:Who the gently caress is that guy on the left? Am I supposed to memorize the faces of every insufferable sex pest dipshit in the media? Is there going to be a quiz later? The Anime Liker posted:The other CK is American Sniper Chris Kyle kazil posted:I thought he was cancelled by that guy at the gun range
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 17:22 |
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ultrafilter posted:It's much easier for links to quotes to not change the last unread post. I thought this was already implemented?
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 17:29 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I thought this was already implemented? It looks like they tried but it doesn't work. Clicking on the links in the post below marked the thread as read for me even after I verified it wasn't before I opened it.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 17:33 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I thought this was already implemented? It's supposed to be, drop a thread in the qcs tech forum if it's not working.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 23:02 |
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Kingo Ligma posted:Stop hanging out with youth pastors *sits down on a backwards facing chair* Now I know that you kids have been reading all about the Conquest of Bread, but have you been reading about the One who Rose from the Dead? That's right, I'm talking about our saviour Jesus Christ.
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Dikkfor posted:*sits down on a backwards facing chair* Now I know that you kids have been reading all about the Conquest of Bread, but have you been reading about the One who Rose from the Dead? That's right, I'm talking about our saviour Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ used a little-known glitch called being the Son of God to speedrun the Conquest of Bread. He's got the top score at the Fish% category.
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I am sure that “Jesus did a segmented run” is heresy, but I couldn’t say which heresy.
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 01:45 |
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Somewhere earlier in this thread there’s a whole collection of quotes describing a glitched speedrun of the life of Jesus and it’s
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 01:54 |
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Yeah, something like "now we are just going to advance time three days which seems weird but it resets the death flag"
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 02:15 |
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Here ye beHappy Thread posted:The current fastest-moving thread on the forums just had a derail that was brief, yet of biblical proportions:
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# ? Jul 24, 2022 03:09 |
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christmas boots posted:Here ye be Bless you.
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I still giggle at "coming up, you can see why we picked 'secondborn' at character creation" Related: Internet Janitor posted:the salt keeps the extent of the transubstantiation confined to the bread, just like a ring of salt traps a summoned demon; otherwise it'd be like ice-9 but jesus Grace Baiting posted:*in hushed tones* the christ-9 scenario
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