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Vasudus posted:During the FTX, there was a frog that hopped out of the stream in the middle of our tent site. I jokingly said 'hey Hilton, five bucks to eat that frog'. Motherfucker reached over, grabbed it and hamfisted it into his maw, chewed and swallowed. About ten people saw it happen and everyone had the most horrified look on their faces. Someone mspaint that e: seriously was this motherfucker a Hutt or something
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2012 07:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:16 |
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Snowdens Secret posted:Why is dropping a GPS and breaking it something worthy of losing your command over? I get it's just a platoon and all but that seems like a big smack in the face. What am I missing? A DAGR isn't like losing a Garmin, theoretically you could use it to reverse-engineer the hardware that decodes the encrypted GPS signal. I mean in this case I assume they found the mangled remains of it, but still, dumb-rear end move.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2012 04:57 |
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Forget killing babies, how does our military let literal retards near nuclear power plants and other high power industrial equipment? At least they're not making it out into the fleet but still, holy poo poo. Was it this forum that had the story about the narcoleptic dude driving a bus full of dudes off a dock?
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 03:25 |
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DEVILDOGOOORAH posted:I may have posted that before but it makes me mad to think about it! Sounds like you know what you need to do! grumplestiltzkin posted:hahahaha no. Reread my previous post, the nuke fleet is full of dumbfucks. Its just that you get a bunch of really really smart dumbfucks together, and they work out ways to cover up their dumbfuckery. I just wanted hope to hold on to e: bus xwonderboyx posted:Dude got kicked off my boat for sleeping on watch. He slept on every watch, but the one that got him was topside. Anyway, doctor diagnosed him with narcolepsy. So what do they have him doing while in holding awaiting separation? Duty driver. Mother loving narcoleptic duty driver. This dude wrecked a van full of dudes on their way to holiday stand down on the hour long drive from Groton to Providence airport. Just drifted it into a ditch doing about 50. movax fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Dec 26, 2012 |
# ¿ Dec 26, 2012 06:25 |
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genderstomper58 posted:http://www.kfoxtv.com/news/news/how-does-mp-serve-visible-tattoos/nWCPS/ quote:Although I'd like to think that America's best and brightest serve in our armed forces, I can't help but be feel I've been slapped with reality when I see and read about people like this clown. I'm just thankful that idiots like this are the exception. So adorable.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 18:06 |
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Zip posted:tugging at the chin strap screaming "MY BURWAP IS ON FIYAH! MY BURWAP IS ON FIYAH!" Ahahahaha god drat I am losing it just picturing this in my head.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2013 20:40 |
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KetTarma posted:
And here I thought Bulgaria was just full of spamware and virus writers e: well I guess the hookers are virus givers
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2013 18:20 |
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Guys let Vas take care of him and post more stories about my tax dollars funding idiocy, it's my right
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# ¿ May 2, 2013 17:31 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Like the time I was running a range and got ordered to burn the last 10000 rounds of .50 cal because people didn't want to turn it into the magazine? Well at least that sounds like it would have resulted in an awesome boom / lots of extra shooting things which is always
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# ¿ May 2, 2013 17:36 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If you have any nerds that know perl or python you can pretty easily translate that into readable text, even down to making it so it's not all caps. "Hey guys I wrote some ~~code~~ that speeds up decoding tranmiss--" " Hi, Manning" At least that's how I'd assume it'd go.
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# ¿ May 22, 2013 16:17 |
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safetyStanddown posted:That is not how it would go. Python is very common and pretty secure. The difficulty is finding someone who can write the script properly, and that's totally worth doing btw; if you're good enough with Python, then it can literally do everything for you. I dunno, I was assuming that the same people who got angry about a tit in some movie on the AF reading/watching list would also get angry about that. It sure sounds good on paper though, yeah, learning Python and throwing together a quick script can speed up so many things.
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# ¿ May 22, 2013 17:37 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:If you fall over, swimming is the least of your concern. The ocean is very easy to float in. The problem is, the survivability time in open ocean is sometimes measured in minutes. If it's cold, we have a sliding scale that tells us how long before hypothermia sets in. It doesn't take much. Once you start getting below 75° or so, hypothermia can start in just a few minutes. The colder it gets, the faster it onsets. When the water is above 80 degrees, you're solid for hypothermia. No worries there, but then you have to worry about sharks. There are a shitton of sharks out there, and they will loving kill and eat you. There's a maximum point of survival time estimates at the peak of cold water and bottom of warm water. That temp water isn't very common. You're pretty much hosed if you fall over unless someone very alert spots you. Land is awesome, gently caress water.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 06:27 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Not all deaths on a carrier are due to man overboards. Tons of dangerous poo poo happens in the normal course of flight ops that can easily kill. Yeah there's only a hundred or so possible whirring deathtraps around on the deck at any given time...getting sucked into an engine intake terrifies me more than anything else. You're just walking along and then suddenly whoosh and you're tiny little chunks of meatbag.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 15:08 |
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Kid gets his cocaine and an idiot gets fired, happy endings
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 00:28 |
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abort this thread
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 15:12 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Honestly what is a horribly inaccurate war movie that people take seriously? I know I'm missing something, but Hurt Locker is the most recent, most mentioned bullshit move that people ask about for reality checks. Starship Troopers Casimir Radon posted:Idiot boy got convicted, continues to dig that hole ever so deeper. Ugggggh gently caress I threw up in my mouth a little.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 23:20 |
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BlindSite posted:Is it cool to post stories my brother has told me? Kinda want to overlay this over the first briefing scene from Top Gun.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 07:22 |
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genderstomper58 posted:his degree institutions are in the story you loving dimwits u phoenix grad spotted
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2014 01:29 |
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ManMythLegend posted:I've got tons of stories about idiots, but one of my favorites is this little vignette about an intrepid Seaman Recruit (E-1 for those of you not familiar with Navy). We'll call him Cletus. Goddammit I lost it in a meeting and getting weird stares. That's glorious -- you should MSPaint the expression on his face.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 00:38 |
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shyduck posted:iPhone = ftfy
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 03:42 |
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mods have dreams too
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 04:11 |
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Is that CNN’s 23rd school shooting of the year?
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 07:16 |
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Viva Miriya posted:tell me how to get big tiddy goth gf this guy knows what’s up
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2018 07:33 |
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Casimir Radon posted:He was involved with cryptocurrency. His mind broke a long time ago. Now I’m picturing racks and racks of GPUs and miners crammed into the back of an APC.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 03:51 |
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I’ll admit, I read that as “officers fired” at first and I was not even surprised.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 15:41 |
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chitoryu12 posted:The Marines aren't used to the women having sex willingly and it scared them.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 20:45 |
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Also, don't read the comments. quote:The only problem I have with killing an ISIS member is that the MORON SEAL took pictures and sent them out. If you're going to take pictures of bad things, you show people in person. You Do Not Send Them Out. quote:He deserves a medal for this. If you have any idea what ISIS did to women and children in Syria, you would agree. Only a moron liberal journalist would disagree. quote:Sounds like a set up to me, a bunch of youg troops who could not handle a bard charging senior NCO, so lets target him. Glad I never made a career out of it this younger generation makes me sick. A decent one: quote:Jesus loving gently caress... movax fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Nov 16, 2018 |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 01:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:16 |
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How has no one linked the correct solution to terries getting froggy yet? https://youtu.be/eiWIOKKuyGE
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