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Taaaaaaarb! posted:
You already know what's going to happen. He'll call you lazy, a socialist, possibly go on a rant about welfare queens, and unfriend you.
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ThatPazuzu posted:I would give money to a homeless man who was carrying around a giant rear end and rambling about duckcalls. I'd buy him a goddamn duck call.
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Apr 15, 2013 03:25
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I posted this:quote:If you think the Boston Marathon incident was a government conspiracy or a "false flag" operation, or would like to take advantage of this tragedy to make a point about gun control, gay rights, or any of the other issues facing this country right now, please let me know so I can unfriend you with minimum delay. Nobody has stepped up, and most of my friends like the status. I'm relieved to know that nobody on my friends list is that goddamned insensitive.
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Apr 16, 2013 05:52
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Rhode Island is the worst at drug use? Does that mean we really suck at drugs? 
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Apr 23, 2013 17:36
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:also I support my own charity in Africa so it's ok The "I have black friends" for people too scared to talk to actual black people long enough to make friends. In the wake of the Boston bombing, my cousin's girlfriend posted something like "don't be scared, Boston, you're protected by magic". Seriously? I mean, she's a sweet gal and I like her well enough but holy poo poo, gently caress off.
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Apr 25, 2013 18:10
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Praseodymi posted:Is this physically possible for anyone to get, or is he sharing a joke he had with his friends? Intense. In tents. He's being awkward and weird at city boy scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson because he thinks he's funny.
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Apr 26, 2013 22:51
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:
Does he get his views on gender relations from '90s romantic comedies or something? 
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Apr 29, 2013 01:00
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The saddest thing is when they get so close to figuring out a good opinion on an actual social issue and then they go and say something really loving stupid.
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Apr 30, 2013 09:04
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Also they think "impeach" means "kick out of office because we said so" and not "arraign on formal criminal charges" because surprise, tea partiers don't actually know how government works.
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May 2, 2013 20:59
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Can you actually do it, though? Is it possibly to literally drive yourself insane by thinking disordered thoughts until it breaks your brain?
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May 3, 2013 05:00
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Buggiezor posted:I really hope he knows better than this, but I doubt it. That last one is a really obvious troll designed to snag grammar spergs, and the Barney one is... you know what? I can't tell on the Barney one. Poe's Law in action. I seriously cannot tell.
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May 3, 2013 15:59
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"gently caress you, minorities." Holy poo poo. As if "white guilt" wasn't already enough of a giveaway that he's a racist shithead.
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May 8, 2013 14:03
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SaltLick posted:I like how most people I know who watch and love Duck Dynasty hated on Jersey Shore during its run. It's a shame too because Jersey Shore was hilarious. I haven't seen DD but I assume its like a southern version of JS based on how they are idolizing the characters. "Our rednecks are good, their rednecks are bad."
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May 10, 2013 04:11
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:What the hell is a Childfree Anti-Natalist? I don't get what this dude's talking about A horrible bitter person who hates children and people who choose to have children.
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May 12, 2013 00:59
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Met posted:What did dropping the kids off at the pool have anything to do with what came after? "Dropping the kids off at the pool" is a euphemism for taking a poo poo.
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May 19, 2013 02:28
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Fascinator posted:Last year I had someone on my feed post an image macro of a little Asian baby holding a puppy and chewing on it, as babies do because they're teething. It was captioned something like "No little Asian! Cook the dog first!" A black guy and an Asian guy on her friends list pointed out that it was racist, but she argued that there was no way she was racist for posting it because if she was racist she wouldn't have minorities on her friends list I bet she didn't have them on her friends list for long.
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May 22, 2013 13:34
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Previa_fun posted:Where is this "Collecting rain water is illegal!!! Down with Monsanto!!!" poo poo coming from because it sounds like poo poo that didn't happen. To be fair, Monsanto is pretty much the worst company, and it's bizarre that the anti-GMO people are focusing on the least offensive aspect of a company that sues 80-year-old farmers into the ground for growing the same plants they've grown for decades. Rain water has nothing to do with it, though.
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May 25, 2013 13:37
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SiKboy posted:Sort of like a mexican Voltron? ¡Y yo formo la cabeza!
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May 27, 2013 22:06
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Law posted:Around 7. Millimeters?
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Jun 12, 2013 12:21
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Segmentation Fault posted:For real. Uncle Sam's Misguided Children in particular really disillusions my feeling toward the military. My own uncle is in the Marine Corps. and he's one of the kindest guys I know. And then on the other hand there's that group and it's just... ugh. I remember hearing once that nobody hates the obnoxious pro-war military worship from people who have never served and have no idea what war is like as much as actual servicemen and women do.
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Jun 18, 2013 15:50
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How loving dull is that rear end in a top hat's life if that's the funniest thing he's ever seen?
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Jun 22, 2013 13:04
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The enemy? Do they think Satan is literally putting evil thoughts in people's heads to destroy their marriages?
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Jul 25, 2013 12:12
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Effexxor posted:Yep, and shockingly enough, it was Florida. It was a massive failure and was massively expensive. The amusing thing is that whenever I point this out to my more conservative coworkers who will rage over the waste of money spent on public assistance, I've actually been told that we should be spending money on the drug tests, because 'it's the principle of the thing'. When I pointed this out to my former boss and explained that it accomplishes very little and serves only to waste tax money and treat poor people like criminals, he called me anti-American.
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Aug 3, 2013 21:29
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Clochette posted:I think we all have that one embarrassing racist relative who uses Facebook all day and would definitely notice if we unfriended them. My uncle divorced her before Facebook was invented. Although my friend's ex is the kind of guy who tried to explain that the N-word just means "ignorant" (in the sense of "stupid rear end in a top hat who has opinions I disagree with" that was popular with the chronic fuckups when I was in high school). He thought it meant that and that he, a white, drunk-drivin'-rear end pothead conspiracy theorist, was totally allowed to go around calling people niggers as a result. Also he refused to speak near my passport because he thought it was an NSA bug. That fuckin' guy. I should look him up, but I bet he knows I hate him by now.
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Aug 21, 2013 17:48
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Kajeesus posted:I will never understand the notion that if you aren't openly racist it's because you're "ashamed" to be white. I attended a debate with a member of the national racist party and they could not understand that some people thought that mosques and hijabs were not a blatant attack on their culture. It was apparently a foregone conclusion that people just were ashamed of their culture and wanted brown people to undermine it. If they actually called it the National Racist Party, I might respect them slightly more. At least it'd be honest, instead of the "not racist, but" crowd you get now.
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Aug 23, 2013 12:56
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Excavation posted:The best rebuttal to anyone who thinks Obama was manufactured by Mitsubishi and programmed by Khaled Mardam-Bey is CHOOM GANG If Khaled had programmed Obama, we would've had to wait a couple minutes and press "continue" after his inauguration speech.
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Sep 5, 2013 12:53
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:
The same way truthers are still a thing 12 years later: there are a lot of really loving stupid people in the world, and anyone can find like-minded people on the internet.
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Sep 6, 2013 22:40
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lenoon posted:Separate the person from the work, if you can. This twitter stuff has really shocked me - I work in human evolution and his work has been a constant source of interest (even inspiration!) to me and to just about everyone else in te field. Stuff like the blind watchmaker and selfish gene are stellar works in explaining evolutionary theory, and shouldn't be so easily dismissed. What you said is true of his books about evolution, yes, but The God Delusion has smug condescension dripping from every page. It's not just Twitter. The fact is, when he strays from his expertise as a scientist, he turns into an enormous prick.
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Sep 9, 2013 22:33
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I'm not sure what to make of the thread title. Did somebody actually think people are getting "registered" as autistic? Like you can just go loving sign yourself up for some autism? "Hello, Autism Registry? I'd like to cancel my membership."
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Sep 20, 2013 18:49
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Zeether posted:This one guy I'm friends with who is usually nice just linked an article on my wall from "The Humble Libertarian" about how Obama is like Bush I'm not familiar with humble libertarians.
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Sep 24, 2013 03:12
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StimpsonJCat posted:My co-worker's husband is definitely the idiot on Facebook that I only keep around to see what other crazy nonsense he posts. Amongst today's fun was: Prozac has three fluorine atoms. Sarin has one. They're not "ingredients", they're atoms that make up the molecule. Neither of them contain sodium fluoride or stannous fluoride. Do these people not know what molecules even are?!
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Sep 26, 2013 02:22
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I loving hate Sal's attitude. "well i dont no if they r rite but it makes u think"  The real reason you shouldn't eat that poo poo is it's loaded with salt and saturated fat. No need to make up some bullshit wax story and add the meaningless IT'S ALSO USED IN STYROFOAM scare line.
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Oct 2, 2013 20:27
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Parkingtigers posted:I should have screencapped it, but a few days back Dawkins was complaining about people using the word "basically". One of the replies was "your basically a dick". Wanted to high five that person through the Internet. Lucky for you I have his twitter URL bookmarked for just such an occasion: 
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Oct 28, 2013 12:02
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Eds posted:
It's not like there's a shortage of white characters for a white lady to dress up as. She just wanted to get a reaction.
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Nov 1, 2013 12:10
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York_M_Chan posted:Does he understand this? He thinks Barack Obama is sitting at his desk and personally cancelling the health insurance of all the white people, presumably while cackling and signing the Mandatory Call White People "Honky" Bill, and you have to ask that? No, he doesn't understand it. I suspect there is a great deal he does not understand.
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Nov 1, 2013 16:48
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Picnic Princess posted:I know, there's so many "black people use lots of secret gay code words so don't talk like them! Because both gays and blacks are bad!" posts it's bordering hilarious. Probably not, because like Dabbo said, a minority calling somebody out on racism is often seen as "overly sensitive".
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Nov 3, 2013 21:33
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It's really telling that the thing he has a problem with is the nebulous and spooky concept of "socialism" rather than the fact that there's a loving Neo-Nazi rally in his town.
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Nov 8, 2013 16:54
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Aerdan posted:Wikipedia suggests that red-poppy folks dislike the white poppy because they feel that somehow hoping for an end to all wars demeans veterans or something. I don't get it either. Nobody wishes for an end to war more than veterans. The most die-hard crazy war hawks are never veterans, in my experience.
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Nov 10, 2013 17:02
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"What we tolerate today our children will embrace tomorrow" is a fine point about how young people more readily embrace new ideas and technologies than traditionally more conservative older generations, but knowing the tone of Facebook idiots, it's probably more like "if we let gays have rights, then everybody will be a homo in the future rabble rabble downfall of American society".
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Soviet Commubot posted:Maybe I'm missing something really obvious here but what the gently caress is this thing about nosebleeds? In anime it means the character is thinking perverted thoughts.
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