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IMJack posted:We all want peace! But it's always just out of reach. So what's the best way to get peace? I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
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Jerusalem posted:♪ Hitler is a jerk, Mussolini.... ♪ No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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After The War posted:Ha! You fat cats didn't finish your Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!
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Mar 4, 2016 07:41
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TMMadman posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. Oh, pardon me Class3KillStorm, if that is your real name--TMMadman--but your phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants, and split.
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Mar 5, 2016 22:58
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Leaves of four, eat some more Don't you know the poem? "Water, water, everywhere, so let's all have a drink."
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, Georgia. My dad says it's like Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders.
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Mar 6, 2016 23:59
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Root Bear posted:Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay... I can't wait to eat that monkey.
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Mar 8, 2016 01:02
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York_M_Chan posted:There's also a law requiring ducks to wear long pants! Hey, according to the forum rules, as chief moderator I'm supposed to get a pig every month, and two comely lasses of virtue true.
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah I'm.... I'm not good..... Jerusalem, when kids today say 'bad,' they mean good! And to 'shake your booty' means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate.
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TMMadman posted:
Pffft, you can't eat that.
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MrSlam posted:Well I hate to be a Suspicious Aloysius on you, but did you steal my air conditioner? I knicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Goons, if we meet this weeks QUOTEa I'll take you to the most duck filled pond you ever sat by CatchrNdRy, 82 years young, has come to this pond every day for the past 17 years, to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people say, that Joe used to sit down there, near those ducks. But it could be that there is just no room, in this modern world, for an old man... and his ducks.
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Mar 10, 2016 08:36
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TMMadman posted:Don't forget to give her Shmeckler's Powder. Don't make fun!
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Mar 10, 2016 16:59
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IMJack posted:Oh no! Willie didn't make it! And he crushed our boy! "Don't crush Willie." Good advice!
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Mar 11, 2016 23:17
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Root Bear posted:And hillbillies want to be called "Son's of the Soil" but it isn't going to happen! Back you go, to wait for a women with less discriminatin' tastes.
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Mar 13, 2016 20:05
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IMJack posted:How about : Chairman Moe's Magic Wok! I like it!
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Do over Ham posted:Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform. 'Jimmy' is such an ugly word--unless you're talking about Jimmy Smits!
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The Nastier Nate posted:We elected the wrong Carter. He's history's greatest monster!
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Root Bear posted:The Electric Chair is ON! Cannons are designed to hurt! They're designed to hurt!
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JohnnyCanuck posted:A Mounds Bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir! Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here! Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:The Simpsons Quote Thread: The Novel by Norman Mailer This biography about Jerusalem came out awfully quickly - it’s not even about him! Inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.
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Justice Sloth posted:You're out there somewhere, Do over Ham, and I'll find you... If ifs and buts were candy and nuts... how does the rest of that go?
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TMMadman posted:Now, let's raise the roof for the bland informative rap of M.C. Safety and the Caution Crew.  Proper.
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Root Bear posted:It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce "foilage" We owe it all to Root Bear, our little walking liberry.
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DizzyBum posted:DRINK DUFF!! Surly only looks out for one guy--Surly.
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Justice Sloth posted:All right, TMMadman, you got your way. Everything Counts is going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell them to leave me. It'll break up the thread and you'll have to live with Do over Ham and pick beans. Oooh! A lima bean that looks just like Lowtax! I'll put it with the others.
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MrSlam posted:I'm sorry TMMadman. I-I've never banned anyone before but that goon had some powerful friends. Stay back! I have powers! ...political powers!
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TMMadman posted:MrSlam, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it. I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.
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