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Mister Kingdom posted:Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads? ♪To stop those quoters, one-two-three, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free, It's got DrBouvenstein's guarantee... Guarantee void in Tennessee. Just don't look, just don't look!♪
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Mister Kingdom posted:Work that pelvis. ♪My ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...♪
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Writer Cath posted:Ohhhhhhh, my ovaries.  This is even more painful than it looks.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Okay. After you vibrate that way, you can fall down. Tokelau All Star, you just spin around in a circle. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there' snothing funny about... vapour lock. Its the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm TMMadman. Good night!
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IMJack posted:Do you even have a job anymore? Oh, sure. Let's see...I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist. I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason...ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.
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Dec 28, 2013 01:45
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jscolon2.0 posted:How come I can't spend one night lurking in the buses outside Chef Boyardee's house? Oh, jscolon2.0, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking MondayHotDog because you thought he dug up your garden?
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Please be Flanders, please be Flanders, please be Flanders! Stupid, sexy Flanders!
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MondayHotDog posted:Well how big of a monkey? Baboons to the left of me. Baboons to the right. The speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of the great apes rose up at me but -- bam, bam! -- I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me ...and that's when I got mad.
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MondayHotDog posted:I don't know, Man Alive! Trying is the first step towards failure. Man Alive! There are..men alive in here.
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Root Bear posted:Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example! Oh, every week there's a canal. Or inlet.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:'Tis The Fifteenth Season Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English.
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Jan 8, 2014 21:20
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They didn't have Lord Huggington? Pitt the Elder!
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Man Alive! posted:Death stalks you at every turn! What, seeeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had sex.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Darryl Strawberry! 
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Jan 10, 2014 18:50
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MondayHotDog posted:I don't get it. Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged!
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Parsley posted:You told me it was a Goon tradition to work all the time and never see your wife! Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza. Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab...All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try...Bold.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Writer Cath, your endowment's bigger than Harvard's! I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!
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Luigi Thirty posted:Nasty business, that post. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you. But I'll pass your file along to ( If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the Seven Sisters college of your choice.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:MondayHotDog, there's a rocket in my pocket! Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business. Get ready for fun, fun, fun! I... The people are already here, we don't... need to keep hustling them like this, do we? Let go of me... Where are you throwing me?
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Jerusalem posted:And if you are in jail, BREAK OUT! All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs. I'm going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game if you promise to return to your cells.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jrou? Do you want to change your name to Jerusalem Jr? The goons could call you JuJu.
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Captain Foxy posted:Or should I call you Anita Bonghit What about Hootie McBoob?
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Writer Cath posted:
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. Luke, be a Jedi tonight! Just be a Jedi tonight! Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.
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MondayHotDog posted:Was President Lincoln okay? 
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Tokelau All Star posted:YOU'RE NEXT, CHESTER A. ARTHUR. We are the mediocre presidents. You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo! We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.
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MondayHotDog posted:The internet? Is that thing still around? This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, MondayHotDog, you're good at these! Help me out!
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Root Bear posted:This is written on a cocktail napkin, and it still says guilty! Judge Root Bear, motion to declare a writ of "boys will be boys."
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Writer Cath posted:That sounds like a pretty good movie. I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
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Frink posted:Stupider like a fox! I've obtained a rare, powerful aphrodisiac. It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox, an animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Did you have the same backwards-talking .gif with the flaming cereal bowl? I'll drive.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I should box your ears, you, you, you... SNEAKY PETE! Aye, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels!
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jscolon2.0 posted:Yeah, except we also drove around the country in an old van, solving mysteries. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
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IMJack posted:Why if it isn't that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms! Probably one of your ether-induced hallucinations, IMJack. I'll check the employee file to see who could pull off such an impersonation. Hmm. Now, it was either Pops Freshenmeyer or MondayHotDog.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This isn't the flag. It looks more like- eww!  That was my worst unfurling ever!
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MondayHotDog posted:Don't you hate pants?  I have misplaced my pants.
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