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Necc0 posted:I was going to title the thread after McVey's 'pretty much every map is dust2' but then I didn't. Sorry McVey :\ Enjoy your ban.
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Jan 13, 2014 23:25
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Weinertron posted:Can someone add to the OP what guns are widely considered bad purchases? I've been playing competitive with a bunch of people who are new to CS, and I'm so new and useless I don't know what to tell them to buy because I always just get ak or m4. Only use the scout if you're me.  Shotguns can be an effective tool against teams that are saving, but stay away from the auto shotty which is pretty much garbage. They're particularly good at narrow choke points where teams have a tendency to rush through smokes or flashes (like tunnel at B in dust2). The Deagle is basically a gimmick gun now, but I've warmed up to it. It still has a long way to go towards being useful again, so just opt for a P250\Five-Seven\Tec-9 against armor. The Deagle takes way more patience to use than it should. MP9 and Mac-10 are crap, but I feel like the Mac is mildly better. c0burn posted:Why do you say to turn off multicore rendering? A lot of people have performance and crashing issues with it turned on, so I'd imagine most people are probably better off disabling it.
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Jan 14, 2014 00:44
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a slime posted:Goonmans are fun again yayyy  I was wondering how the hell you managed to do that.Turk February posted:Seriously though, if Prostidude, Fat Lou, and myself end up being on a team together, there is an 85% probability that we will lose, but I can guarantee that we are having the most fun in a Goonman. "Everyone buy dualies! Now everyone use sawed offs! Now all TEC's! Scouts! SHOTGUNS!" Team Pro Strats 
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Jan 14, 2014 17:02
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Jan 15, 2014 19:51
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B3dl4m posted:I've been playing for a few months now and i sometimes get picked second from last instead of just last! Fyi, Fat Lou will usually always be my first overall draft pick and vice versa so no one take it personally please. ...Followed by Turk. And Shadowlz. And Grips. Team Good Vibes.
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Jan 16, 2014 00:13
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mcvey posted:Confidence is huge in CS. The power of good vibes cannot be understated.
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Jan 20, 2014 22:28
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Can this go in the OP, please? Thanks.
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Jan 26, 2014 06:45
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Smug Mug posted:I guess what I'm saying is that you can use the scout as long as you're Prostidude. Fixed.
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Jan 27, 2014 04:18
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teagone posted:Cent needs to stop being a Dota bumb and play CS again. I miss hearing him say "WHAAAAAAAAT" after getting owned. My favorite WHAAAAAT was when I accidentally shot him in the head while he was defusing at A on dust2 during a pistol round. I was halfway down long and just shot for the hell of it, thinking it would only do a bit of damage but nope, got him right in the face and killed him halfway into his defuse. The best part was he had a little laugh right before I shot and it instantly changed gears into WHAAAAAAAAAAT WHYYYY.  Good times. #comehomeCent
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Jan 28, 2014 20:28
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Turk February posted:My favorite Cent moments happened during a match on de_nuke where we were on opposing teams, and I ended up owning him by complete luck both times. Just reminds me of one shotting him three times in a row with a scout at mid on Mirage that time. "wtf did they buff scout" lol nope 
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Jan 29, 2014 19:53
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:I want to play goonmans but I don't want to end up on Fat Lou's YouTube channel. Joke's on you, it's a badge of honor at this point.
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Jan 29, 2014 20:27
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Coleman posted:Speaking of the next Goonvid, you need to come on Steam so I can tell you about a couple of rounds that need to be included in it. That pincer attack on toscan owned.
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Jan 29, 2014 23:28
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Shadowlz posted:I also have never had it happen in MM or other servers. But I also never have the smoke bug happen outside of goonpug. I get odd FPS drops everywhere I play along with the smoke bug. 
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Feb 5, 2014 01:48
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Mesothelioma posted:Please tell me someone got the nova supremacy from last night. Jesus some of those long range headshots.  They should just put a scope on it.
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Feb 5, 2014 19:01
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Feb 11, 2014 22:50
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Apogee15 posted:1.6 should be erased from everyone's memory forever. Counterstrike started with css. Enjoy never playing on Buttman.  I still have a secret hope Valve would eventually do :kickinrad: weapon models, like an MP5 replacement for the MP7. Or the Doom shotgun sprite for the Nova.
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Feb 13, 2014 17:23
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Slaapaav posted:Why doesn't having armor make you run slower? Because that would be kind of dumb?
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Feb 13, 2014 22:33
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stickyfngrdboy posted:dumber than it being slower running with a pistol than with a knife? Yes.
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Feb 13, 2014 23:59
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Cuntpunch posted:Another highlight from last night's goonmans: That 360 spraying headshot, still so good
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Feb 20, 2014 19:56
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Babyface Mingo posted:favela is literally the shitiest map ever ahahahaha Motel is worse. Far, far worse. Never leave it in the list when matchmaking.
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Feb 24, 2014 19:22
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astr0man posted:At least they fixed that bug on favela where you could stand on the garbage bags in T spawn and crash the server because whoever made the map made every single piece of trash inside the garbage bag an individual prop or something. Is this for real, because why the gently caress do so many mapmakers think cluttering maps with stupid poo poo like this is a good thing
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Feb 24, 2014 19:23
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ShittyPostmakerPro posted:Accidentally baiting prost as hard as possible for that sweet victory. Oh man I had forgotten about that, it ended up working so well. Also if you want to win just buy a mac-10 or mp9 every round, thanks
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Feb 24, 2014 23:41
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Drunk Tomato posted:There are only six skins for the Scout? what is this injustice Daeno posted:The worst injustice is the lack(zero) of statrak XM1014 (autoshottie) skins. Seriously Gabe get your poo poo together. We need more stattrak Scouts, not just Blood in the Water or whatever it's called. 
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Feb 25, 2014 19:02
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Daeno posted:Video of Please don't stop making these.
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Feb 26, 2014 21:06
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(t0tt) drilling the new goons
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RadioPassive posted:Don't MM? It's not always so bad.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBUcqLaQXA8
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Feb 28, 2014 22:59
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RadioPassive posted:I'm not sure. Does that make up for the 99 other times that you're one of the T's getting poo poo on?  Yes, yes it does. (Honestly my last six or seven MM games have been pretty evenly matched, so maybe I'm just getting lucky.) This is a classic, but drat I laughed way too hard when he asked if he had the mod version or the retail version. So many memories. Good soup! fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Mar 1, 2014 |
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Mar 1, 2014 21:05
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Pr0phecy posted:Is there a website or freeware game that I can play to improve reflex/aim? Bust a Move is what you're looking for bro, I shoot those loving bubbles every loving day, look what it does for me: 
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Mar 4, 2014 04:20
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Hahaha, that wasn't panic fire son, I heard the footsteps right after I got the first kill on the dude out of tunnels and just strafed back and forth with some controlled sprays. Check the demo bro, poo poo was under control. 
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Mar 4, 2014 07:39
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Mar 5, 2014 05:45
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Welp, looks like my luck ran out with solo queiing. Got into a game on dust2 where I spent the first four or five rounds as the only person on my team with a kill, with teammates that would frequently give up long A and cat and a dude in B who literally never smoked/flashed/fire bombed tunnel. Things didn't get better when we switched to T-side, as they would just run up to DD at A or into B tunnels and would sit for the entire round and get picked up by peeking awpers one by one. On top of all the stupid poo poo, the game ends and it turns out they were all the same rank as me.  (opposite team had some eagles and higher ranked dudes mixed in IIRC, and one dude nearly thirty bombed with 12 deaths or so, he didn't even die until the 8th round)I can't complain too much because most of my solo queue matches have been pretty good and I've been DMG since about 20 wins or so but god drat how those guys were above even low novas was beyond me. I don't mind losing when the games are back and forth or people are just having fun but holy poo poo when your team is loving brain dead the good vibes go away fast as hell.
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Mar 5, 2014 23:08
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It is. Where are you located?
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VoiceOfIntuition posted:In other news: http://tindeck.com/listen/jmjw This is a good post.
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Dvsilverwing posted:So hilarious, because being frustrated at moronic changes obviously makes me an aspie. Actually having a meltdown over an utterly insignificant change in a video game might be grounds for being an aspie. Hence where my reading comes in. Also Daeno make another vid please. FMPONE posted:Can't wait to show you guys what we've been up to. cs_estate reloaded? 
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DeusExMachinima posted:Motel design doc: I think it was me, astr0, Lou and one other person MM'ing one day who got Motel randomly. Never again.
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please shut the gently caress up We did matchmaking with grips, kcer, slime, and astro and I'm publicly calling out astro who bottom fragged the entire time and should probably uninstall the game and continue reading this thread and all of it's great advice.
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astr0man posted:Um excuse me I didn't bottom frag and if anyone should be cut it's grips that score is amazing.Grips change your avatar or you will be banned, thanks dude.
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Ricky Bad Posts posted:ideally they'd just mm ban(for overwatch) or vac all accounts that they could feasibly associate with the user(ip address? HWID or something). there's too many wildcard possibilities for them to actually touch accounts that the person wasn't logged in to while cheating though. i mean i know i'd be pretty pissed if my roommate got vac'd and my account was banned. though if you ask me, if you don't immediately evict a person who is cheating under your roof you should be subject to [worse] penalties than the hacker themselves! If someone finds you're cheating, gaben storms into your home and your personal property becomes Valve's.
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Mar 17, 2014 22:48
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Zwiftef posted:They recently updated dota2 crates to no longer drop duplicate items, I hope they do the same to CS:GO items (while leaving stat-trak items as rare always possible to drop) I got so many of that lovely mag7 But how else will I get three AUG Contractor skins in a row? 
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kcer posted:Got some bad news for you because there are no good looking AK skins except the default one Haha look at this scrub who has never seen the Blue Laminate before. 
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