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Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Undead Muppet posted:

"bunny-hoppers"


Excuse me they are called halo jumpers

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Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

penis bandana posted:

You can't say "ARE FREEDOMS" when you live in the log cabin socialist hellscape that is Canada.

Can you guys even buy Galils?

I am certain (unless one of you is a secret congressman/woman) that Macys knows more than any of us about American politics.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Mister Macys posted:

I can't argue with this. :negative:

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Gooble gobble gooble gobble

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Nighthand posted:

Am I a bad person for actually liking the game fuel lemonade flavor? When I get the 88-cent 44-ounce fountain drink from the party store near the college I usually do 50/50 dew and lemonade anyway, so it's like little cans of what I'm used to.

Its like an Arnold palmer except with more teeth rotting ability.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Mister Macys posted:

I've done three midnight launches:

My first midnight launch was Halo 2. That line was over two hundred long, and I said never again after that.
After that was Halo 3 at a Blockbuster, with only five other people.
My third (and last) midnight launch was GTA4. I went to the Walmart (during the ONE year they were 24 hours), three doors down from the EB Games with the huge fuckoff lineup. There were no lines at Walmart.

I just haven't seen the point in being a few hours ahead of the curve since. Maybe I just have more patience now.

At the mw3 or BLOPS release (I can't remember) myself, phatty, hogfatherjake, and Yamacruiser bought nerf guns and I headshotted/domed a national guard officer from like 30 ft away. Literally the only enjoyable time I have ever had at Gamestop.

The national guard showed up for some stupid reason, but they had an early testing of cod going, and when/if you died you had to do push-ups. Fat kid in a fedora racked up like 30 before he quit. Then never did them because of course he wouldn't.

Other highlights include Phatty bringing a recliner and Yamacruiser bringing a grill. A metric poo poo load of Starbucks hot chocolate.
Someone cancelled their legendary preorder or whatever the gently caress it was called, which was offered to us because the store guys liked us.
And Don't ask why, but we also showed up at 10 am, but we're not the first one(s) there.
And I left the store first with a copy because I went to the register closest to the door.

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Nov 2, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Yamacruiser posted:

That was mw3. Cooked out on a grill and played cards against humanity. Phatty insisting on bringing a recliner was pretty great too.

And mw3 is the cod that I have the least amount of hours in.

Somebody make a graph about fun at midnight release vs. Fun had in game. I know you want to.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
I can't tell if that is sarcasm or not

p.s. everybody I have Sunday - Wednesday off so I should probably get on that pre download poo poo shouldn't I.

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Nov 2, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Everybody check out the ghosts thread If you haven't seen it yet.

Vvv: it's still open (was posted in like an hour ago)

Here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=437114373#post437114373

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Nov 2, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Is there a reason to not get this for the 360 and bone? Other than excessive use of hard drive space for the same game.

And If I purchase this on the bone will it let me downgrade to the 360 version later?

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
http://getandroidapp.org/applications/entertainment/78968-call-of-duty-advanced-warfare-1-0-486.html

Follow the links they have if you can't find it in the Google play store

E: goddamnit I can't make an awful emblem for myself until I play a match of some sort. This app is stupid

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Nov 3, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Got a good couple hours into it. Spawns seem very reasonable for the most part.

Also that Lazer gun does pretty low damage but it's just so drat convenient that you don't have to reload.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Mister Macys posted:

A&W's single player is what the last three Ghost Recon games should have been.

The single player is like that one kid in highschool who dreams about becoming a Blackwater soldier who is doing a speech on how awesome blackwater is while furiously masturbating in front of the class.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

Maybe you haven't played far enough but the game breaks down to generic evil pmc corporations bad America good real fast.

I think I'm like 4 missions in because I can only stand to play single player for one 'cut scene of why pmc's are the greatest thing ever' at a time.

But thanks for spoiling the rest of the game for me you tryhard. Who beats multiplayer in the first two days? Go try harder in multiplayer.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

coyo7e posted:

Okay I am feeling really dumb but I can't figure out where the combat knife is in my class creation screen. How do I get/eqiup one? :saddowns:

Pyramid 24s are cheap and pretty tasty.

edit: christ, supply drops were bugging last night so I forgot about them now I have ten. HELLLOOOOOOO four copies of that stupid loving helmet that expires after ten minues!

Just clear the slot for weapons and a tactical knife is the default weapon.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Excuse me?

There are 3 different guns that use sound and/or lazers to kill people in different classes. Thats actually with on demand skrillex.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Earlier I finishes top by a pretty solid margin with only getting like 6 kills.:smug:

I love the loving riot and exo shield.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
So does anybody else get gunshots firing from other people that doesn't really seem to come from anywhere? It was just constant tonight with me and I could not figure out where the gently caress it was coming from

Any time I was near a teammate I could clearly hear theirs coming from them, but there was just random bursts of gunfire that sounded like I was shooting it, and no it was not coming from my gun.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
I forgot to post before, but thanks doc for the rousing vaccination conversation earlier this afternoon. It was quite an eye opener.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Well thank god the mods stepped in, we almost had to read :words: about SOME SWEET SETUPS BRO.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

zen death robot posted:

Actually you idiots are posting more about that poo poo than anyone else so far

Number of console players who have posted their performance specs: <1
Number of pc players who have posted their performance specs: >0

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

zen death robot posted:

Stop trolling numbnuts, you're really bad at it.

Considering you are answering my posts, I'm happy with the job I'm doing.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

zen death robot posted:

Are you lonely? ;-*

Actually I'm sitting at a bar with Yamacruiser because we won 10$ at trivia night and got us a couple free shots.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Poistiant posted:

I am but that is because I play on poorbox.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

zen death robot posted:

You're at a bar, but you're posting on the forums? Jesus Christ.

Yo I'm sitting at a bar with literally 11 people including staff. 9 of whom I know by name almost excuse from being at this bar. Most of us are on our phones.

Yamacruiser: you should know, we live 100 yards away and I am literally touching you right now.

e: the rest of your take this as you will

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Nov 13, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

You know what you can't do at bars? Play Call of Duty.

Unless you're doing Remote Play through a PS Vita or some poo poo.

I did make a lovely "go on" frog. Close enough for me considering I'll be home in a half hour playing cod.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Smelly posted:

Back in the day, that was the case all the time. I'm hoping my wife goes to sleep soon so I can start playing.

,and now we wait for the mods to show up.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Friendly Factory posted:

Is there a reason my maps load super slow and then I use lose my connection on PC? I can't join a single match. Tried forwarding some ports and nothing.
Its actually because you are supposed to be playing on a console of some sort.

but seriously ask here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3679602

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Nov 14, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Pheel posted:

Are these guns harder to control or am I just becoming slow in my old age? I was near or over 30% with almost all ARs in the last few CODs but I can't even manage to break 20% on this game.

Its probably worse just because it is much more of a fast paced game with people leaping at the drop of a hat.

I actually had to increase my sensitivity to play better.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

SniperX posted:

An exceptional Irishman.

Nah. Polish

The Irish only drink Guinness, whisky, and their own vomit.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Redgrendel2001 posted:

We also drink your mother's vomit.

Well I mean, my mother married into an Irish catholic family.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Mister Macys posted:

I just played with the dumbest loving goon ever.
Just a non-stop gimmick of asking me to stop swearing in front of his son.

:what:

I refuse to use language any less mature than the game I am currently playing. :patriot:

The only phrase allowed unconditionally is "You Hitler Punching human being".

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Christoff posted:

All this BAL chat makes people forget the AK-12 with foregrip rules


Add whatever else you want (stock, silencer, etc) it's actually pretty good at hip firing so I'm doing comedy option laser sight. Gonna do noob tube with danger close when I get it

The irons are good and very minor differences but some versions have a full circle at the end of the irons and some have a half (half is better) not sure how many other guns have different irons between the variants

I started using the hbra3 with a red dot, grip, laser sight, and it is fantastic with that first burst going extra fast.

Vvv: put a laser sight on everything.

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Nov 20, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

bear is driving! posted:

Are we calling this one dead already? It's been hard getting a group of four or five on the bone.

Considering farcry, gta, and dragon age all just came out. I think it's pretty normal to have have a drop in players. Just wait for clan wars to start :getin:

And we had 9 for a couple games earlier.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

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commy gun posted:

Are there necessary attachments and perks for using the pump action laser gun?

I'm rolling with rifling/laser sight and lightweight and gung ho.

I've been using the laser sight and grip and also the exo shield, and have been doing rather well with it.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Sammus posted:

I want a riot shield with gold and jewels and a giant 'shoot me' sign on the front. What do I gotta do?

Didn't emblems in earlier versions get blown up onto the shields?

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Fibby Boy posted:

Finally got a tac-19 variant! It came with less range. :negative:

Edit: Also I agree with whoever said gently caress riot.

I think the only good one is the sledgehammer. It's pretty great.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Gothmog1065 posted:

Is there anyone still using their Turtle Beach X11/12's with teh Xbone controller/adapter? If so, are you getting game sounds down your chat feed so you can't actually turn the game and chat volumes separately?

I had the same with a lovely phone microphone/headset.

BrokenKnees posted:

You should be able to turn down the game audio with the adapter. Just press the voice chat button until you hear it beep. Sadly it's a cross-fade between game and voice, not separate volumes for each.

On the x11 there are different wheels to set game and voice chat though, on top of the voice chat button on the adapter, so it shouldn't make a difference

also: is there a way to edit emblems outside of in-game or phone apps?

Quabzor fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Nov 25, 2014

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

BrokenKnees posted:

But the adapter does both game and voice chat, in addition to having the headset plugged into an audio out from the tv.

Maybe xbone treats my xp5blahblah differently then, but if I have the game/voice balance on anything but only voice I get the same thing, I just dim the balancer down all the way to voice. The +/- on the right side only adjusts the chat volume for me. The audio coming from the tv should only react to the volume adjusters on the x11 chord right?

maybe I am too tired for this conversation. See ya in the morning, I'm sure I'll be on.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Pheel posted:

Have there been any afternoon groups going? This time of year means a lot of work from home days for me, which means a lot of COD. Haven't seen many on the past few days, please don't tell me this one died already.

I generally get on for a couple from like 12-3 ish central time.

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Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I was thinking the clan functionality would take care of that like it does in GTA v. Thanks for the big long-winded unnecessary post impressing upon everyone how much you value your own time and proving that you don't.

Just post your tag and everyone will be happy.

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