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  edit:   and some good old immature humor 
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Nov 16, 2014 01:42
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That's entirely wrong, he was a serial butt slasher.
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Dec 1, 2014 18:17
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Headlines found during unsuccessful search for "Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"  
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Dec 7, 2014 18:35
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Think of the Daily Mail as the New York Post if the editors of the New York Post but with a history of openly praising European fascism. Oh, right, this is a thread for outrageous headlines, let's just go to the Daily Mail Song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
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Dec 8, 2014 02:57
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taiyoko posted:Honestly, I want to see the rest of this story. Here's a story on the actual coyote spotted on campus http://www.theprovince.com/business/Carter+coyote+treading+thin+line/10416945/story.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed and the obligatory facebook page for the oft-sighted coyote https://www.facebook.com/pages/UBC-Coyote/868098756548269
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Dec 14, 2014 05:28
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? 
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Jan 31, 2015 00:38
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Karma Monkey posted:I was thinking this too. How long before people are doing home colonoscopies?
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Mar 18, 2015 01:31
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Needs more Satan
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Apr 19, 2015 23:23
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KillHour posted:There could be a whole thread about these, Jesus. canyoneer posted:I'm told that if one is wearing a dress, there aren't a lot of great places to hide it. If they are wearing a skirt or something belted, they can clip it back there. If not, there's a garter thing you use.
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Apr 25, 2015 04:06
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Garrand posted:That's not irony
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Oct 19, 2015 19:14
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So do 19% of Democrats
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Dec 21, 2015 00:58
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The results are somewhat alarming regardless of how serious they were about the Agrabah question. http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/GOPResults.pdf Q28 Are you an Evangelical Christian or not? Yes 50% .................................................................. No 50% Q32 Would you support or oppose banning Muslims from entering the United States? 54% Support banning Muslims from entering the United States .................................................. 25% Oppose banning Muslims from entering the United States .................................................. Not sure 21% Q33 Do you believe that thousands of Arabs in New Jersey cheered when the World Trade Center collapsed on 9/11 or not? 36% Believe thousands of Arabs in New Jersey cheered when the World Trade Center collapsed on 9/11............................................ 35% Do not believe thousands of Arabs in New Jersey cheered when the World Trade Center collapsed on 9/11............................................ Not sure 29% Q34 Would you support or oppose shutting down mosques in the United States? 28% Support shutting down mosques in the United States ............................................................. 47% Oppose shutting down mosques in the United States ............................................................. Not sure 26% Q35 Would you support or oppose creating a national database of Muslims in the United States? 46% Support a national database of Muslims in the United States ............................................ 37% Oppose a national database of Muslims in the United States ............................................ Not sure 17% Q36 Do you think the religion of Islam should be legal or illegal in the United States? 53% Islam should be legal in the United States ...... 26% Islam should be illegal in the United States .... Not sure 21% Although one thing I found interesting in the discrepancy between Republican talking points and the poll results Q29 Do you support or oppose requiring a criminal background check of every person who wants to buy a firearm? 79% Support a criminal background check for everyone who wants to buy a firearm ............. 14% Oppose a criminal background check for everyone who wants to buy a firearm ............. Not sure 6% GWBBQ has a new favorite as of 02:48 on Dec 21, 2015 |
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Dec 21, 2015 02:40
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I'm not a beer drinking man, am I missing something here?
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Dec 24, 2015 03:27
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syscall girl posted:Didn't goons get a municipal waste facility named after Fred Durst? That was overruled and they settled for something dumb like "Department of Neat And Clean." This is Mr. Splashypants all over again.
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Mar 21, 2016 02:15
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Crow Jane posted:My dad bought a monkey from the back of a comic book when he was a kid, I think it was actually delivered to his house by the postman. Things went about as well as you'd think they would
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Apr 28, 2016 01:59
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Wedding Ruined After Groom Accidentally Serves Guests Ketamine Instead of Powdered Alcohol.
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May 9, 2016 23:38
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whiteyfats posted:Dave Berry was (is?) pretty funny.
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Jun 8, 2016 14:27
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CellBlock posted:The theory I read on another site is that everyone involved in the story was really high. The store employees got super paranoid and hid, and then the customer spent 30 minutes wandering around the empty store looking for cheese. It starts to make sense in that context.
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Nov 29, 2016 22:53
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Platystemon posted:How do you question a parrot? Will the prosecutor be allowed to treat it as hostile?
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Dec 6, 2016 19:04
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chitoryu12 posted:Did the crew really just show up and start smashing up a fully furnished house without question? That's amazingly dense.
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Dec 15, 2016 22:45
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Solice Kirsk posted:But how would a man who wasn't supposed to have guns get guns?! This guy sounds like bad news all around. Hedningen posted:I love stupid Swedish news. Decent translation, although I think "brakfis" is better translated as "a crashing fart" rather than a "stinking cheese". And the sole reason I know this offhand is due to translating Joyce's letters into Swedish for the world's dumbest avant-garde play ever conceived. 
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Jan 16, 2017 21:23
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Baron Corbyn posted:6ft 7in driver to go on trial for driving Ford KA while standing up.
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Jan 28, 2017 05:49
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Catberry posted:Considering the telomeres guy lives in Spokane. Police should check with him first for every crime like this. 
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Apr 21, 2017 14:58
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If he didn't get on the train, he's not a passenger 
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Apr 26, 2017 23:40
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Florida Man Crashes Into Fire Hydrant and Drowns on 89th Birthday
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May 14, 2017 22:22
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syscall girl posted:Is this the last we'll hear from Florida Man?
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May 15, 2017 00:21
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For a thread about weird news headlines, I've learned a fair amount about pandas.
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May 31, 2017 15:20
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Have an unusual but happy headline: Muslim and Latino groups unite during Ramadan, breaking fast with tacos at mosques
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Jun 7, 2017 01:33
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Florida Betty posted:Also, FYI:
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Jun 7, 2017 18:02
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ZombieLenin posted:That's great for the astronaut, but let's be optimistic about human beings and imagine humans living off planet permanently in the mid-term future of our species. Here's a video of him doing it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85FHqtDCTmk
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Jun 7, 2017 21:26
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Lime Tonics posted:Man arrested after altercation with 5-year-old at Shelton daycare
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Jun 23, 2017 15:41
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The MSJ posted:Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one. Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one.
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Sep 24, 2017 22:37
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Solice Kirsk posted:How.....how did they figure it out? Did one of her packages explode?
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Oct 20, 2017 17:43
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Did I get the Oklahoma knifefight porn armor story from here or Facebook?
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Nov 9, 2017 03:37
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Kind of hosed up to bleach a pet's hair, especially so close to its eyes.chitoryu12 posted:Sort of? They're flash frozen with liquid nitrogen in sphere form, but they still melt like any other ice cream after it's served. They're pretty easy to eat because you can take big scoops with a spoon.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:45
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Dragonwagon posted:To be fair, if you were trying to warn people of an actual missile attack, would you want the software to waste time asking for confirmation?
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Jan 17, 2018 02:36
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Facebook Aunt posted:No, I meant it was a stupid thing for the police to do. Telling them they won a boat or something is fine. Public health programs are too important to squander to catch a few dumb drug users. Cast doubt on the integrity of public health system, and what are those same dumb, paranoid drug users going to do when they get a boil water alert? What are they going to do when the school sends home a notice that there is a meningitis outbreak and all the kids need to get an emergency vaccination?
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Jan 21, 2018 00:39
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He knew it was likely to happen, forcing the lawsuit was probably one of the goals of doing it in the first place. https://forum.dangerousthings.com/t/authorities-deactivate-transit-pass-implanted-in-biohackers-hand/1797 Intoluene posted:And hey, with enough extra mass on the sphere, we could make our Sun go supernova.
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BattleMaster posted:It's weird how the buzz in the news about the missing CDC guy is all "I can't believe such a successful guy would just walk away like that" when all I can think is he died in an alleyway somewhere and there's going to be an ebola outbreak at a homeless shelter after someone nicked his wallet.
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