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Kalman posted:This is actually a true statement - the Oatmeal focuses on the Comcast/Netflix despite as evidence we need net neutrality, ignoring the fact that that dispute isn't about net neutrality and wouldn't be affected by net neutrality regulation (especially given that Comcast is already under stronger obligations than would be imposed under Title II.) The way Obama worded things he means to regulate to that level as well. Everyone assumed he wouldn't go that far, which is why the telecom companies are screaming bloody murder.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 21:57 |
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Kalman posted:No, he didn't. Sorry. All he said was that interconnect deals should be transparent. No one sane is suggesting that interconnect/peering deals should have to be offered on identical terms, and Title II doesn't actually offer the authority to require that. Obama posted:Increased transparency. The connection between consumers and ISPs — the so-called “last mile” — is not the only place some sites might get special treatment. So, I am also asking the FCC to make full use of the transparency authorities the court recently upheld, and if necessary to apply net neutrality rules to points of interconnection between the ISP and the rest of the Internet. I'm pretty sure the applying net neutrality rules against ISPs and the rest of the internet means that special deals like Comcast and Netflix will be regulated or at least scrutinized.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2014 22:27 |
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Naet posted:Mitt fascinates me because even though the man still comes across as an emotionless weirdo in parts, he looks and sounds like an actual human being throughout the doc. Ann and his one deranged son look even worse, arguably, but Mitt and the rest of the family seem normal. If he runs again, the campaign team could do much worse than trotting that documentary out over and over again. I think Romney being normal is his entire problem. He's too normal. He's aggressively normal.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 17:35 |
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Chamale posted:No he's not, he's bland. A normal person has some strong interests, a few vices, and some powerful emotions. Romney never seemed to show any of that. FilthyImp posted:(He's not normal. He's a loving rich vulture who believes everyone has access to the immense wealth he's been lucky enough to be born into. See also: "You want to start a business? Ask your parents for a loan!" or "I was 'poor' in college too!" And even worse than that, as someone else said, he's bland. mayo on white bread bland) You guys clearly don't get it. For Mormons being bland, white and rich is as normal as normal gets.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 20:37 |
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The real secret of the mysterious healing message is that if you read it backwards it becomes killing words.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2015 20:28 |
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Joementum posted:That and John Podesta is leaving the White House next month to work for her. Hold on, Karl Rove is saying that there is still a chance that Hilary won't run for president.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2015 21:43 |
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Poor Romney. Not willing to spend any more of his fortune on the one thing he knows he can't buy.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2015 02:48 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:2. In Christian circles it's used as in "Bearing witness", as in if someone sees you dancing you will be a less effective example of a good Christian for the purposes of turning other people into Christians. It doesn't make a lot of sense but I blame them more than me. Witnesses get stichnesses. True story: I only voted for Obama because of the choom gang and other various stories from his high school days.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 22:17 |
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Bengay-ze? Was that when 4 US ambassadors were drown in medicated cream by terrorists?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 21:56 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:On last nights VICE on HBO, they focused on the issue of climate change deniers and the mounting evidence on why they are dead wrong. Maybe Perry is secretly a plant.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 03:07 |
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Al Harrington posted:reminded me of when McCain was campaigning against Obama and after riling everyone up he had to explain that Obama is not an arab terrorist, but a decent man that would make a good president I believe the full quote is that he is not an Arab, but a "decent family man."
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 02:56 |
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"My world's on fire How 'bout yours? That's the way I like it And I'll never get bored." Ted Cruz 2016
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 08:12 |
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TinFoilJoy posted:I'm baffled by the Italian-American for Rand sign. It just seems so random. Did they just throw the names of white ethnic groups into a hat and draw that one? I'm honestly surprised there isn't an Irish-American for Rand one. He's really missing out on the pet merch angle. Dog for Rand.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 02:48 |
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I'm legit considering knocking out a quick design for Aqua Buddhists for Rand.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 02:55 |
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Will there be a follow up surprise announcement of the sun's plans to rise again tomorrow morning?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 15:34 |
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Destroy the Parental Machine Achieve the Patricidal Dream
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 21:10 |
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Those Rand selfies reek of a campaign manager crafting the shitiness to match the 'average guy's selfie, from the cowlick down to the gym shirt. I guess it's slightly less transparent than the Paul Ryan work out pics.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 05:05 |
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Joementum posted:By the way, Rand Paul has said this week that he's "heard about" and is "looking into" the situation with the Walmart closures. My heart tells me that is true, but the facts say that it is probably going to be about the closed stores being sites of planned protests. The workers were told at 7PM the night before that they were going to be closed for renovations for an undetermined amount of time when they had already been renovated a few months earlier without being closed. I really hope it's the Alex Jones thing though.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 02:55 |
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The X-man cometh posted:With Rand coming out in favor of drones and the police, and meeting with Jewish (Zionist!) leaders, who do the InfoWars crowd support now? Is Sanders going to get stuck with the loons? Depends on if he starts taking donations in bitcoin. Also, Paul on the record about being more concerned with the federal government reading your mail than blowing you up without due process if you run out of a liquor store holding money.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 21:19 |
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Lest we forget the legal foundation of "innocent until spotted leaving a liquor store with a wad of cash suspiciously."
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 23:34 |
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Nonsense posted:Jeb Bush isn't even the real threat; Walker is. Given past primaries the real threat is the GOP candidate that doesn't shoot himself in the food repeatedly when he is the media flavor of the week.
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 21:12 |
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uncurable mlady posted:i would wear this after he loses the primary Do you even liberty, bro?
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 23:43 |
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The Huckabee equivalent of "We can't have illegals, I'm running for president for God's sake!"
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# ¿ May 10, 2015 20:09 |
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ComradeCosmobot posted:I'm pretty sure all those troops who lost friends to IEDs and are now out on the streets following a dishonorable discharge because of their TBI and, as a result can't get treatment for that or their PTSD are happy to hear Bush refusing to make a decision in deference to the "sacrifices they made". "Speculating whether or not we send troops to die for reasons that are fabricated is insensitive to the people sacrificing themselves for fabricated reasons."
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 21:05 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:If you watch the clip he dosen't say or imply anything like that. It's just a standard speech about repealing Obamacare and replacing it with more "market driven choices that let us be in charge of our own healthcare", then goes into a few medical applications of the smart watch. Not exactly a new idea, but far from thinking Jeb Bush thinks magic watches will replace doctors. It took three days for him to decide that he wouldn't throw troops into a meat grinder for fraudulent reasons so this isn't exactly unbelievable. It's pretty obvious that he was just waffling to avoid offending his brothers FP team and only walked it back after getting mainstream attention.
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 21:00 |
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Aliquid posted:Rick Perry engages in hypotheticals, spits on the sacrifices made by Our Troops: "I wouldn't have went into Iraq, but we should have stayed longer."- A smart man with glasses.
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 18:49 |
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Dumping the fringe crazies into a debate is honestly the best programming decision CNN has ever made. Kudos for them ensuring the big tent party is as much of a circus as possible.
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 02:22 |
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The best GOP debate question: "As a Christian nation shouldn't we just forgive ISIS?"
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 20:53 |
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mlmp08 posted:It's people who like sex but think children should be born into committed, legally recognized households. Seems pretty straightforward to me. This seems like an assumption. How do you know they don't support mandatory abortion for the unmarried?
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:40 |
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GalacticAcid posted:https://twitter.com/subverzo/status/604368035017838593 Does seem more likely to be a stunt. Usually documents like that are sealed and given the fact that Christie could just decline the summons. On one hand the media doesn't need to make a big deal about the summons since he would be in court anyway. On the other hand one of the best ways to serve a summons to a politician is to pretend you are a supporter at a rally. Honestly conflicted on this one.
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 21:02 |
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In the first real in-depth reporting of the election cycle, The Daily Beast gets Ted Cruz to admit he's an addict.Daily Beast posted:Long before Ted Cruz became a senator from Texas, he was a gamer. He’s known for being pugilistic on the Senate floor, but sometimes he’d rather be fighting cartoon zombies on his iPhone. Is America ready for a gamer president? Fuckt Tupp fucked around with this message at 02:25 on May 31, 2015 |
# ¿ May 31, 2015 02:22 |
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Huckster lookin' super old. Seems like he's retiring from his show but starting a campaign instead. You can already tell it's taking a lot out of him. Like retiring from being a sprinter to run marathons.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 03:53 |
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Next pic: Warren walking three steps and dumping them into a flaming barrel.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 23:35 |
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mooyashi posted:Helen Thomas Alright. I'll bite. How is saying "maybe Jews can stop building homes where Palestinians live and move back to their homelands where no one is actively trying to kill them anymore" a bad thing?
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 23:32 |
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Does it have replacements for Trump and Santorum or are their names already too synonymous with comedic failure?
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 20:46 |
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Relentlessboredomm posted:I found the quote they should use for Trump's campaign while wandering a vintage store in New Orleans today: Douneld B Shmmmmmmmp
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 04:28 |
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Holy poo poo. Successfully trolling Trump into running for president may turn out to be Obama's greatest legacy. Enjoy your debates, RNC.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 16:27 |
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radical meme posted:Someone posted an article that said Trump didn't have to file paperwork until mid-October. Is this correct? Is that the final drop dead date for Trump to actually put up or shut up? That's only the case if he hasn't already made the yoogest, most luxurious presidential announcement in the history of mankind. He has about a week or so prior to his announcement to file or it becomes a legal issue. Edit: Beaten, of course, with more accurate information.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 20:54 |
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"As scripture says: 'Red and yellow, black and white. They are precious in his sight.' Jesus: 1, Racism: 0. Case closed."
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 16:25 |
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Joementum posted:Trump Place, Manhattan: you're fired! Is he going to blame Mexicans for this?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 18:50 |