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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

WampaLord posted:

Cruz at the gates, his face greasy.

The Zodiac, his crimes unsolved.

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Immortan posted:

There is no difference between Megyn Kelly and Karl Rove, ideologically.

Megyn Kelly believes in basic arithmetic.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Mirthless posted:

Haha I can't even come up with a pithy comment for this, it speaks for itself:

Exclusive: NRA to run $2 million Benghazi-themed ad campaign for Trump

:allears:

This isn't about swaying the general populace, it's about reminding their base that Hillary is the devil.

Probably the smartest decision we've seen from the GOP side in months.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Iron Crowned posted:

That makes a total of 13 years when we're all done with this, or will it just continue if there's a theoretical 3rd dem president in a row?

The only way to end it is to vote full ticket GOP.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

And they would be better off saving the cash, honestly. If Trump is losing by the numbers we have seen (if those numbers are true), then the donors aren't going to help him at all. Nobody is going to toss cash to a scam artist without a chance in the world. This is the kind of poo poo that people point to in hindsight and mutter 'this is where it ended.'

This isn't about turning out the base to support Trump. You're right, spending money on Trump's campaign is for dumb idiots. Spending the same money you were going to spend on the GOP presidential nominee to motivate your base so that you don't end up losing Senate/House seats is a better plan.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

TheTatteredKing posted:

I was born in 88 and I still don't know what the gently caress it is

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


"Please indict."

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nameless_Steve posted:

Good thing President Hindenberg and the Reichstag were around to stop Hitler before he became anything more than Chancellor.

To be fair, law had already broken down in the Weimar Republic because Hitler and the Nazi Party were already trying to get rid of all the sheriffs.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Baloogan posted:

instead of tablets you will have trumplets

iphones will be itrumps

androids will be antrumps

etc etc etc this system will be enforced under punishment of trump (Death)

What if I'm in a jazz band and want to play a trumpet?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I'm not advocating this, but if someone called in a bomb threat to that office, would Pence be royally screwed?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


eventually!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

He looked pained saying that.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Michigan...PASSES.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

nachos posted:

Why are they even bothering with this show of NY putting him over the top? Who is going to see or care about this poo poo?

I'm hoping that NY and Michigan don't actually vote ever.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I can't take all of this irony.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Quick, show off the daughter.

She won't show up on stream due to the vampirism, but the enthusiastic clapping of Trump will let us know she's really there.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Boosted_C5 posted:

AMERICA FIRST


ATTORNEY GENERAL CHRIS CHRISTIE WILL CONDUCT THE PUBLIC TRIALS OF WARMONGERING GLOBALISTS CLINTON, OBAMA, AND BUSH

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I think it's bad taste to lump a Florida governor in with a President and Secretary of State.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I don't think talking about minorities is going to get much praise here.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

She looks like a low-rent Dolly Parton.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

New ideas...like America leaving NATO.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

BWV posted:

i like this term "second amendment person" Are there other amendment people?

Well, he'd have a hard time explaining "13th amendment people".

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

sharkbomb posted:

Question: can no one write a twitter bot that is faster than that stupid Neil Turner bot that supports Trump? I just saw him comment on a tweet 44 seconds after the tweet - that seems slow as hell

You want to add more race conditions to Trump's campaign?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

zen death robot posted:

I'll change someone's name to "redneck nazgul" if they dare claim it

gently caress yeah.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

C2C - 2.0 posted:

Was gonna jump on this until I realized I'm actually a coonass nazgul.

Btw, that other guy doesn't actually know how to tame & ride an alligator. :colbert:

there's got to be nine synonyms for redneck out there, we can work together on this

redneck nazgul
coonass nazgul
bumpkin nazgul
hillbilly nazgul

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

uncurable mlady posted:

witch-king of birmingham

Skoal ring to rule them all

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nitrousoxide posted:

Don't see what's wrong with those two pictures.

poor trigger discipline, hillary's hands are at least three times the size of trump's

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

DrPlump posted:

All white people are members of the KKK and also serial killers.

P-projection? :ohdear:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

JHomer722 posted:

I think they're always kinda hosed, Real Worlds was leaked a few years ago and had a clause about letting producers snoop around your house unannounced and unattended and steal stuff. But for real, did anyone watch the Apprentice hoping to see Gary Busey gently caress Meatloaf?

No, but now I regret not watching it.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/769204281706737664

If you guys were worried that Kushner could still step in and turn this thing around.

Step...turn around?

Like a pivot?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

weiner forgot to redact his genitals, both exposing state secrets and making it look smaller

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

HappyHippo posted:

not so sure that going down the road of "judging a person by the company he/she keeps" is a winning proposition for trump

(in baloogan voice)

PROJECTION PROJECTION PECKERWOODSPROJECTION

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

iospace posted:

The right, admittedly, has a few good zingers today. Drudge had a good one too.

it involves a dude named Weiner

were you expecting something other than dick jokes?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Epic High Five posted:

I wonder if we'll ever find out which NFL owner/GM compared Colin Kaepernick to Rae Carruth? Doesn't really matter thanks to socialist profit sharing in the NFL I guess, you've gotta boycott all NFL products if you want to punish a single person.

Luckily the case against Colin is quite strong because, alas, no white athletes were recently caught "disrespecting" the anthem only to never have it brought up while black athletes were at the exact same time being excoriated for not showing adequate subservience.

I hope more black players sit it out, and of course more white players in solidarity

sir this is a McDonalds drive through

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

zoux posted:

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

MAGA anarchy is loosed upon the world

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Three Olives posted:

https://talk.donaldjtrump.com/User/NonDisclosureAgreement

Trump is still making all campaign volunteers, even like phone bankers sign non-disclosure, non-disparagement, non-compete contracts. :psyduck:

forecasts of trump's ability to raise money are vastly underrating the pool of money available from constant litigation against his own campaign

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Samuel Clemens posted:

Let's be fair here. Trump's terrible business practices are so well-known by no that you really have no one else to blame but yourself if you choose to work for him.

I would like to think they would find another career or find another company if that was the case

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


The Bernie thread told me that Hillary rigs all coin flips. :confused:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Benny D posted:

Is this seriously what we're gonna talk about for thirty minutes

No, they're going to bring up Benghazi, 9/11, and possibly the Zimmerman telegram.

Trump will be asked what questions the military really wants to know: Mustang or Camaro.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

WampaLord posted:

Jesus Christ, Matt Lauer better treat Trump exactly the same.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Democrazy posted:

Can we agree that not having a journalist or political commentator run this is a loving travesty?

That and not having both candidates on stage at once.

Also, emails.

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