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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Buick released a car model with a name that was also slang for masturbation in Quebec. Other mishaps are included in the article, too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3208501.stm

quote:

Buick 'masturbation' car renamed

-GM officials said they had been unaware that LaCrosse was a term for self-gratification among teenagers in French-speaking Quebec.

-Mitsubishi had to change the name of its Pajero model in Spanish speaking countries, where the word is a slang term for "masturbator".

-Toyota's Fiera proved controversial in Puerto Rico, where fiera translated to "ugly old woman".

-Ford didn't have the reception it expected in Brazil when their Pinto car flopped. They then discovered that in Brazilian Portuguese slang, pinto means "small penis"

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Flaggy posted:

The reason that movies have so many ads in front of them is simple, the studio makes money selling the ads, and its really the only place anymore that you can't change the channel, you can't fast forward. Basically movie audiences are the most attentive audiences due to not being able to control it.
Which is a big reason why I stopped going to see movies in the theater. You can only hamfistedly exploit the customer for so long. Gotta be more subtle, son.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

BattleMaster posted:

A guy at my school did his undergrad thesis on a robot that retrieves waste containers at a uranium refinery and brings them to the designated storage area. Normally it's a job that people have to suit up in protective gear for.

It used Kinect for vision and for that purpose it seemed remarkably capable and inexpensive.
That's neat. Was the robot automated (fully or partially)?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

jidohanbaiki posted:

NPR just did an unelightening piece on millenials:
http://www.npr.org/2015/02/24/388592666/how-do-you-market-to-millennials
It makes we wonder why anyone gives a poo poo about us anyway. We're broke.
Wow, you're right, that sucked. Just a bunch of millennials sitting around and pushing the same tired stereotypes that have been hammered into their brains over the last decade by Gen X'ers and Boomers with no self-awareness.

IBM did a much more extensive study that's relevant here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on-leadership/wp/2015/02/23/what-you-think-about-millennials-is-wrong/

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

hyperhazard posted:

Pulled up Shazam the other day and saw the weirdest ad. It looked like it was for a luxury car or something at first.

Nope. Turned out to be an ad for a Lockheed Martin stealth bomber.

The hell?
The ads are for the rich politicians that control the military's budget (i.e., people that already respond positively to that kind of ad), not the people that would actually work with the planes. Take the subway to the Pentagon and Capitol Hill and you'll see poo poo like that everywhere.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

scuzzy pumper posted:

That's incredible.
Apologies; I should have included an example earlier:


This is one of the less-weird ones, but still a good example. Here's an article that talks a bit about Raytheon's subway ad campaigns: http://www.boston.com/news/local/bl...bCymK/blog.html

quote:

The Capitol South station is literally covered wall to wall with Raytheon’s tailor-made billboards and banners. There are ads for the Patriot missile, the so-called JLENS surveillance blimp, the Standard missile, satellite communications, and another advocating the company’s cyber warfare solutions: “defeat persistence with resilience.”

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

My Lovely Horse posted:

Deutsche Bahn, the largest German railway company, is infamous for their frequent delays and resulting missed connections.
I thought in Germany something like this was grounds for public floggings or worse.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Their latest ad campaign got me to try Pizza Hut again for the first time in about five years, mainly because they made it cheap and I was curious to see if they pulled off something better than Domino's latest attempt to update their pizza. I haven't felt inclined at all to try any of the super-complex creations at all; I went with their garlic butter (I think?) crust and it was on the verge of being too salty, but it was pretty good for the price. I was curious about the pretzel crust, but everyone seemed to have the same opinion on it: too drat salty.

They should've cut the number of crust options in half and not even bothered with the "signature" or whatever bullshit.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Choco1980 posted:

I've seen McDonald's do this quite often actually when trying new or different sandwiches, such as the Big n Tasty or the Arch Deluxe.
They're doing it right now with testing all-day breakfast in San Diego. Also, I was bummed when I wasn't in a test market for their seasoned fries...

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Sardonik posted:

There can only be one king of hold musics.
I wonder if it's going to be that one...OH MY GOD.

At my last job, our clients would have this hold music about 75% of the time. Used to put it on speakerphone in the shared office and jam out while waiting to chat with 'em.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Zaphod42 posted:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way...ontent=20150429


That didn't take long.

Somebody in marketing is clearing out their desk right now.
They'd get a bonus before they get a pink slip for all the media attention this generated. Why would you fire someone over an easily correctable mistake?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Elfface posted:

Contrary to popular belief, there is such a thing as bad publicity.
At a certain point it becomes more about brand name repetition and mitigating semi-bad press than entirely avoiding any kind of controversy. The Bud Light name is big enough that you can spin these bad looks into a net positive. You respond appropriately to a not-great situation and you move on, while also making sure BUD LIGHT gets mentioned at every possible moment. In the end, you're left with a lot of consumers that not only forgive them for the error, but have also heard BUD LIGHT half a dozen times in the past 48 hours.

A stupid, tone-deaf statement trickled through a larger marketing campaign and they apologized for it immediately. Lots of big companies know how to come out ahead in these situations.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Under Armour presents, "Band of Ballers"



Oops!
t-shirt owns; old white people need to find better poo poo to whine about

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Ryoshi posted:

How exactly do you think this is pronounced?
The Wolverine, starring Huge Jackman

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I think he meant to type "13"

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

FWIW, Tim Roth flat-out admitted that he did it to get out of a "financial hole" and said that his father is probably spinning in his grave over the whole thing.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Holy poo poo, something even stupider than the pistol grip stick shift:



http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-cellphone-case-gun-20150701-htmlstory.html

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

hahaha that pic makes it look like a bayonet attachment for a pistol (which is silly enough on its own), but it turns out the entire thing is just a knife.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Print shop turned to Twitter to show off its goods, but they probably could've picked a better example:

https://twitter.com/AllStateBanners/status/587744368334876673

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

darkhand posted:

Looks like it was photoshopped in the 90s too.
Coincidentally the last era Time wasn't poo poo

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Terrible Subway commercial redeemed through bad audio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uPr28dQP_A

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Schrödinger's Merch: dumb and amazing at the same time

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan™ Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk The Needs of the Many Ornament



http://shop.hallmark.com/ornaments/...995QXI2587.html

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Besesoth posted:

I guess "selling a thing I don't like" is now a dumb move in marketing? :confused:
Who said I didn't like it? It's just a bizarre use of the brand, even by Star Trek standards. It's like making a Christmas ornament out of Randy Quaid plowing his jet into the ID4 spaceship.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Krispy Kareem posted:

Hyundai has a new commercial out where their Tucson driving rebel leaves work "on time" to the dismay of all of his co-workers. The time he boldly walks out the door? 6:01pm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ8Klm8vPlI

Is this some kind of subliminal messaging from corporate America that leaving work at 6pm is normal? Daycare's start charging a dollar a minute if you pick your kids up after 6, so I can't be the only person who is booking for the door at 4. Heck, the song is called 9 to 5.

Just seems odd, like the advertising agency is working it's ad writers so hard they think that leaving work at 6 is something to aspire to.
Lunch hour isn't considered part of your workday anymore. So you're at the office from 9 to 6, but working 8 hours.

My last office job mandated 8:30 to 5:30, unless you got approval otherwise.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I was part of that boycott and MW1 is still my newest CoD game. :colbert:
:lol: way to miss the best one in the series

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

I just said I have the first Modern Warfare.
Denial is the first stage of grief when faced with undeniable tragedy.

It's ok. Be strong. We'll get through this together.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Did you account for the Gravitational Pull of Pepsi on the previous page?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004






:gonk:

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Irradiation posted:

I yelled at my dad when I was six for drinking and driving because he was drinking lemonade. :v:
Ah geez. Same, but with ginger ale. :doh:

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Zaphod42 posted:

I feel like this has to be posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Va4ttt7QRc

"I even forget to eat! You don't forget to smoke though."
Amazingly catchy and addictive. I want to listen to this on my lunch break.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

You're a saint. My dad was amped about this game back in the day (I didn't know who Robert Patrick was or why he was excited to see him voice a game character), and I'm convinced he's completely forgotten about it. This'll be something nice to break out after Thanksgiving dinner rather than just bitching about useless politicians for hours.

edit: To this day, I don't know how people can say the turtle puzzle was more infuriating than the glowy-orb-robot thing you had to program commands for so it'd pick something up. Literally the only puzzle I've ever called a goddam tipline for in my entire life.

edit2: Oh!!! I completely forgot the game even came with a card that gave you like five free minutes on the tipline, like those fuckers knew.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Geokinesis posted:

KFC trying to sell their bucket as friendship bucket where the people in the and sit with a friend. They are asked a question about their friend and have their answer on a piece of paper, if they're right they get a piece of chicken.
It's already a bit weird to kind of patronisingly give them a piece of friend chicken. The worst is at roughly 26seconds when the tone suddenly goes a bit darker with mentions of family death/fighting in the war. Thankfully when the friends guess that the bravest moment their friend has had was when their mother died they don't show them getting a piece of chicken but it is kind of implied in the set up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLTgs2Mk14o
The food reward is straight out of rats in a lab; I hope there's a b-roll with electric shocks for wrong answers.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Sentient Data posted:

For immediate payback they're hoping that you ever dial 411 or pay to not have your address listed in the phonebook, but usually it's simply that telecom providers get subsidies based on the number of subscribers in some areas, and they want to make sure you (read: old people) don't get landline service with someone else, then decide that a dsl package with that provider is cheaper than cable internet
It's also another way they can inflate the various bullshit "customer engagement" metrics for investors.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Poe missing going unnoticed :(

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Nitrox posted:

What is so special about the current minions? Other than people are weirdly obsessed with em, according to terrible tattoo thread.
Hard to say.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Microsoft's Tay twitter bot seems more in line with how the Joker would use social media, anyway.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Part of me just died a little:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPnTa1UJPEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4LUasFly0c

(Ford commercials)

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

It feels weird to have decades-old media rehashed and re-purposed with the original actors just to get you to buy a drat car. All that work that goes into it, the campaign pitch, the budgeting, the contracting, the rights acquisition from Konami, the recording, the editing, etc. It's a ton of thought and effort to produce something....dumb.

Please also understand that "dumb" isn't always a negative thing. I love lots of dumb things.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Here thread, have a lame trailer for a kickstarter game experiencing development hell, countless delays, and ever-dwindling expectations:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YngbHOz--oc

(Mighty No. 9)

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