CarlCX posted:

-Randy Couture getting a heavyweight title shot after getting knocked out at a lower weightclass and retiring
-Nick Diaz losing, retiring in a huff, getting a title shot, losing, retiring in a huff, then getting Anderson Silva
-Kimbo Slice flunking out of TUF, being brought in anyway and getting multiple fights
-Tito/Ken: the trilogy that always ends exactly the same way
-Mark Hunt, the comeback so improbable the UFC didn't even want it until he forced them and lost in a minute
-Joe Silva's desire to see Yoshihiro Akiyama murdered forever
-Rin Nakai escapes Japanese slavery, gets punched several times by a confused-looking model
-James Toney, a fighter who literally does not know what MMA is

MMA is built on bitch moves, yuriy, it's just a question of which ones hit, which ones miss, and which ones are hilarious, and this will be hilarious no matter what happens.

Embrace the love.

Delsaber posted:

Are we really at the point where "unfollowed on Twitter" is cause for speculation on marital status?

Get off my lawn.

BGrifter posted:

And you don't want to see this??

Memento posted:

Assuming Punk managed to defend himself for more than 7 seconds we might get some glorious violence out of it


and that's why he got signed, regardless of his qualifications.

BGrifter posted:

Clearly the only way to settle this is to put CM Punk in a cage with Pat Barry.

MassRafTer posted:

That's a 300,000 buy fight on its own. UFC 100 had Brock/Mir, GSP/Alves and The Greatest Punch in History. If Conor is good to go that's a fine #2. If he's not, they have nothing huge for that show.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9l58GUZNc

MysteryNad posted:

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

It makes a certain amount of sense that wrestlers are such tough guy fetishists that their self-delusion sometimes gets the better of them and they book shoots thinking they still have control of the outcome. Brawl for All was not the last time stuff like this would happen.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

John Cena only cares about wrestling, make a wish kids, and cars

fatherdog posted:

Nothing John Cena has ever done or said is as funny as the fact that last year there was an award-winning, high budget Hollywood motion picture with a part literally written about Dolph Ziggler, and they cast John Cena.

This is also true of Dolph Ziggler's standup routine and life to date, inclusive.

Fozzy The Bear posted:

The OP was posted Dec 6, 2014

triplexpac posted:

I really want CM Punk to be a secret fighting expert and become the greatest of all time

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

please respect your straight edge friends, they make great designated drivers

Skip My Posts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s

Chris James 2 posted:

10 PM Eastern, I believe

Lloyd Boner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaa7rP8pUlc

Codependent Poster posted:

All the footage they had and they decided to use that punch.

And that trailer shows him getting punched a lot.

LobsterMobster posted:

It did. He got worked pretty thoroughly in his first smoker and everyone at Roufus Sport had dejected "we've made a huge mistake" looks on their faces as Some Dude Named Craig tapped Punk twice

Lloyd Boner posted:

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Mr. Nice! posted:

https://bars.ufc.com/

Bluedeanie posted:

I doubt many have even ordered 203 yet (if any at all) but use this when it gets closer to the time of the fight.

https://bars.ufc.com/

More likely than not, most bars ordering UFC 202 this weekend will also be ordering 203, so you can get an idea of your options now at least.

ch3cooh posted:

I just watched it. For his first "fight" they gave him a southpaw. That's so loving mean it's kind of hilarious

Flippinlikebirds posted:

Or renowned artist decideds to compete in a children's game for idiots and wannabe tough guys, lol

It's pretty silly either way!

Discount Trombones posted:

No problem, since we're gonna get one at UFC203.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Daniel Bryan is currently ruining the dreams of a struggling father.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Maybe if CM Punk smoked some weed he wouldn't be such a oval office.

Chris James 2 posted:

"He's fought 2 tomato cans and he thinks that makes him a pro" - a man who has had no non-fake fights ever

Lid posted:

If you watch just Punk's head it's like an animator only worked on his arms and forgot to animate the rest of him.

Mystery Opponent posted:

That uppercut is his special move

Chromatic posted:

I skipped a lot of the last 3 pages but picked up that CM Punk will be fighting Dave Meltzer soon so that's good i guess

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It's gonna be really funny if Punk gets in a lucky punch KO in the first five seconds of this match and never wins anything ever again but has a long career because of that one punch

Jerusalem posted:

November 2014 - September 2016: CM Punk's undefeated streak in UFC finally comes to an end

LobsterMobster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgHsEJhdGAY

fatherdog posted:

http://www.myvideo.ge/v/872987

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

jessamyn duke would violently end cm punk and it wouldnt even be close. i think roxy modafferi could probably beat him if you let her take a cortisone shock in her back first.

IcePhoenix posted:

That was the timeout, the temporary blindness was the second fight I think

MassRafTer posted:

It's way better than the alternative, him sitting on his couch and doing nothing.

EverettLO posted:

Grinding himself down to a nub trying to fit into a sport he has no business in?

exploded mummy posted:

Do you think Punk could beat a 12 year old Japanese girl???