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Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i love california but yeah the living expenses are nuts. 142k a year is not really all that insane for living on the coast

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 10:29

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:34

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

someone in gbs posted a blog post of some dude talking about how great pussy was as a gay man and he's totally not straight for purposely seeking out ftm trans people to pound that slizz

basically what im saying is, i hate everything about The Gender Wars

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 22:45

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I guess bomber pilots aren't in any real danger in Afghanistan or whatever since they're so high up but chopper pilots and anything low-level like an A10 totally is.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 16:47

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Roosevelt was the last president I thought was any good. It's a tossup whether Teddy or FDR was the good one, though.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 06:27

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i remember reading about the fbi or secret service intercepting a couple good ol boys who were on their way to try their hand at oswalding obammer back in 09 but it could be a figment of my imagination

this is my fav attempt at a presidents life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJu_UswXWtw

lovin the baby in the stroller that someone just abandoned

videos of terrorists or criminals or crazy people or whatever getting hosed up by a gang of 3 or 4 bystanders is always awesome

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 02:19

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They were snappy dressers. Hugo Boss was a good choice.

I'm OK with a fascist regime as long as we get cool uniforms.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 06:00

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i dont trust almost everyone i know that owns a gun. i think they're all stupid as gently caress and liable to kill or maim themselves one day. this goes for most chainsaw owners too though so whatever.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2015 18:09

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

People with an extra high and tight like that just make me think they're a skinhead who hangs out at the local Klan meeting after work.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 21:50

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

That's a really weird conclusion to jump to. Do you live in Idaho? (actually asking)

The most severe assumption I've ever jumped to is that they or someone they're close to is serving, has served and can't let go of that style/their past, and at worst have some extremely socially-conservative and/or religious views. But then again maybe my perspective's different/missing something. Oh also military wannabes sport those high and tights a lot.

_{edit: just realized this thread's in GIP, I really didn't need to over-explain the hair just now haha}

But I've never known anyone who jumps to white supremacy, goddamn.

Like, I think the school is trippin hard. But then again maybe in that part of the country it's connected to white supremacy movements and I've never been aware

Rural California, so same difference. There wasn't any 'military people' anywhere near where I grew up, so I just mentally associate shaved heads with neonazis now.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 00:06

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm pretty sure these middle eastern wars never stopped. How the gently caress do you think the Saud's came to power back in the day. They rolled up and took a huge poo poo on their religious enemies.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 18:23

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ElMaligno posted:

do you seriously want more information about some lovely and perverted japanese anime? because ya'll fuckers are better off not knowing

This guy is the most hosed up moron in this subforum. It'll take mentally ill rants from our handful of literally crazy people than this dude posting at all any day.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 00:30

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

All enemies, foreign and domestic.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 23:41

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gentlemen this could be it, we may be thru the looking glass here

when the bombs start falling, just know it was an honor posting with you all

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 13:20

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Start another war so people stop yelling at me for eating and typing at the same time

# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 06:15

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yo if anyone lives in Baltimore, just saying, now is a great time to cash in on 4K tvs and monitors.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 00:51

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That picture is loving sweet without his whiny boring rant below it.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 08:24

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dead Reckoning posted:

I think it has something to do with having 140 million square miles in which to dump the evidence.

Also millenia of coming up with great ways to scam people at sea

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 07:18

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I just hope that if Kurdistan ever becomes a free nation, they don't just immediately evolve into a retarded tribal justice backwater.

# ¿ May 9, 2015 10:12

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Ironically, veterans are the single purest source of both absolute unquestioning support and loyalty, as well as absolutely unquestionable hatred and irrationally phrenic anger.

I think that since most isomers of veterans are readily soluble in Reagent Grade VA Healthcare (The most powerful of all organic solvents) the U.S. Government literally dissolves that problem into a slurry that's kept stable at room temperatures and becomes increasingly less volatile with the addition of long lived benzodiazepines and synthetic opioid derivatives that are named after how many magnitudes of order stronger they are compare to Ohmefentanyl.

I'm only 3/5ths kidding here.

Not going to lie, Shim But Without Jokes is starting to get a lil grating.

# ¿ May 12, 2015 10:18

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

instate the penal legions so our felons can die with honor

Absolutely nothing wrong with embracing even more of America's Roman legacy. We are the true Third Rome, after all :agesilaus:

# ¿ May 15, 2015 03:49

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I didn't think Point Reyes was so big you could start starving to death in it like a moron, but then again, he's a moron. That picture of the map looks like he's pretty much just following service roads parallel to Highway 1. I want to go on a hike now.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 08:50

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

In TV chat, the NASA Channel is surprisingly good. It's pretty amateur hour most of the time and they have a lot of reruns, but it's cool to get a pretty in-depth look at a probe's science mission or whatever.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 11:41

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress hippies. As any Californian will tell you, the only thing worse than the Catholics, Mormons, and die-hard Republican ranchers are the loving hippies.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 00:13

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wouldn't believe black for a second but I'd believe 'Italian ex-meth addict'

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 16:18

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The absolute worst part of the white crazy Spokane chick 'fiasco' is all of the people who think it's relevant to anything, ever

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 10:59

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm a-OK with the retarded hippies and yuppie types moving out of my state. I mean there's plenty more hosed up retards, but hey, the more gone the better, right?

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 00:36

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Untagged posted:

Turns our Greece is already at war.

https://vimeo.com/132183063

That's awesome.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 13:11

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I don't understand what the last 60 pages were about at all, but I'm glad that Shim But Not Even Occasionally Funny got probated.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 16:00

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bolow posted:

Can't the bases go "lol gently caress no you goddamn idiots" anyway?

Not the Guard

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 13:01

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It's fairly to insanely gay how the military handles discipline in general

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 00:49

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

he's going to pull out before the primaries with his donations and run, like 90% of insanely fail republican candidates do.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 12:27

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ded posted:

Turkey is using IS airstrikes to also hit Kurds.

We really oughta take back our missile bases and put the boot to those Saracens

# ¿ Jul 25, 2015 10:02

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm terrified that if a Kurdish nation comes into existence, in 40 years they'll be right up with the other local fuckheads, brutally executing religious minorities etc. But I have high hopes.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 16:34

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Obama is a fascinating case study in how much the President and the executive branch can do on their own without truly overstepping the separation of powers.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 22:52

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Why are we not enforcing the death penalty bit for treason charges again

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 12:23

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gfanikf posted:

Because he was charged with espionage. Granted that in itself doesn't prevent the death penalty. There is a reason Hasan dealed so quickly.

What's the difference

# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 13:15

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Some Youtube comment claims that it was a 'shaped' nuclear charge that was meant to send as much energy as possible to the sides and not down, so it would poison aircrew and not random stretches of Canada.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 01:28