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Nov 25, 2007

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Agreed.

The correct order of eating is :
Green
Orange
Red
Purple
IGH THROW THAT FUCKER OUT EEWWWW blue

Bitch Ima shove that blue right up yo rear end...


Right after I eat it. Cus blue is the best flavor

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Paladinus posted:

To the same extent John is a legitimate alternate spelling of Ivan.

I'd think it's closer to Jon and John.

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Nov 25, 2007

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Pedants gonna pedant.

Sassy AdolPH disapproves.

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Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I love the soup kitchen. Those terrible liberals, giving food to the poor! Poors should just starve!!!

My favorite part about this picture is that it's edited from a larger political cartoon, this side was the liberal utopia and the other side of the road on the right was a conservative hellscape full of megachurches and gun stores. :haw:

That one is the best. Please post it if you have it, I need it to complete me.



Goddamn, what a gigantic baby bitch.

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Nov 25, 2007

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I feel like this is sexual harassment. Maybe this discussion should go in the AUG thread?

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However you may get a PM from him implying that you are a homosexual.

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I'm not sure many human beings wish for an entire group to roast on them endlessly, but hey, if that's what he wants, I'm sure goons are willing to oblige.

Mostly because he's a shitfucker.

I don't even know why, but I got a random PM outta the blue, so I feel like I'm obligated to call him that.

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mr. mephistopheles posted:

Lol, one of my buddies is in this and he's been posting behind the scenes poo poo for like the last two years on Facebook. Kinda crazy how long it takes to make a pile of poo poo like that.

There's copious amounts of drinking and not-taking-it-seriously going on, right?




:ohdear: Right?

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Pots! Not boots!

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

This pic (or those like it) is why I laugh so much at those pics where people are holding massive amounts of cash. It changes it from "I'M RICH BITCH" to "I need a wheelbarrow to buy a box of pop tarts".

That guy's wallet has to be a child behind him with a red wagon. It has the dual purpose of bringing the money to the shop, and then letting him carry the bread and eggs home.

Oh poo poo, now I'm just imagining that pic attached to some crazy freeper rant about "0bummer giving those feral urban thugs their reparations!!! :bahgawd:"

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Rabble posted:

The $70 B&W printer I bought 8+ years ago has been going strong on its original toner cartrige probably the best investment I've ever made in printing technology. Of course I only ever print RPG character sheets with it so...

Well you're parents lost out on their investment, so at least you got some return :angel:

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He makes up for it with a quick tongue.

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Picnic Princess posted:

I came here for funny pictures, not sad ones :smith:

:911:

Land of the free! Because we ain't paying for poo poo!

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wayfinder posted:

I can sort of see how your rights end where you're ugly and gross and people want to laugh about you. That's just common sense.

Unironically correct.

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I must be seriously missing something here.

Like, I get it, people have weird hobbies and collect odd things sometimes. But this just feels like a mental illness of some sort.

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Rick_Hunter posted:

Ok, I'll bite - What's the story on these?




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TontoCorazon posted:

"There's a poo poo in my boot"

"Somebody's poisoned my rear end in a top hat!"

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I know fuckall about Tennis, but drat if this didn't have me guffawing.


mind the walrus posted:

This goon trend of sucking up to the Pop Music Prom Queen is getting weird.

Hey man, she got the legs and she's in my age range.

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Nov 25, 2007

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You guys talking about GIMP?

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PittTheElder posted:

Has there ever been a bad major Gary Oldman performance? I mean, I know he's been in some terrible films, but I've never seen him not kill it on screen.

I'd hazard a guess and say he's one of the finest actors in the history of cinema. I can't think of a single role where he didn't absolutely knock poo poo out.

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spog posted:

The white jamacian drug dealer in True Romance had an iffy accent.

Haha I'll give you that. It's a pretty niche accent to nail down though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDgA9LUVMA

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Nov 25, 2007

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I bet that cat clawed the poo poo out of that boy after that picture was taken. That is one unhappy fuckin' kitty.

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oldpainless posted:

(Takes glasses off while leaking forward over desk)
Continue.

I thought Data Graham was the one with the leaking issue :confused:

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Data Graham posted:

Here come the "it's a texture thing :qq: " people

I recently learned that two friends of mine (30 and 20 years old) had never liked or regularly eaten bananas, mostly due to the "texture".

:psyduck:

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PaulBearer posted:

Milk enema. And you just instinctly know there's a ton of Japanese porn about it.


(I hope this isn't porn)

Feeders and cop-rape fetishists, tbh that's pretty benign.

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Nov 25, 2007

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loving Whovians :mad:

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That's certainly one way to eject a lightbulb.

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gbut posted:

"She" looks like the "leave Britney alone" guy.

I'm pretty sure it's Lady Gaga

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Leofish posted:

THAT DOG HAS THE SHAPE OF A PENIS ON HIS FUR! :downsrim:

:aaaaa:

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Metal really really sucks guys.

I am curious about the hivemind's thoughts on Punk rock though.

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matureaudiencesonly posted:

This is the equivalent of saying, "I can't stand country, it all sounds the same", or "They forgot the C in Rap, it's all awful". I'm not sure why it is a difficult concept that there are gradations in metal as well.

I really love the more brutal stuff for live shows, but in my daily rotation I prefer to have on more melodic stuff in the background while I work. I am particularly gay for these guys: http://www.tbdmofficial.com/. I use them to introduce my more musically inclined friends to metal, since they are an actually talented band. Their new album, Abysmal, is streaming on Spotify if you're interested in giving metal a shot.

Thank you for letting me express my feelings on metal, here are God's:



Huh, so there it is. The most objectively wrong post on the forums.

Neat.

P.S.: Metal sucks :angel:

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I wish I had as high an opinion of myself as those girls do.

But yeah, I'm sorry we all made fun of your butt music and hurt your feelings. Wanna deepthroat a microphone about it?

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Parrotine posted:

Langoliers: the best horror monster with the worst movie

Langoliers is an American Classic, don't you dare besmirch its good name <:mad:>

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Nov 25, 2007

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hawaiian_robot posted:

Asif owns though?



I too enjoy just laying around sundaying.

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cash crab posted:

QI was an incredible show. I think my favourite episode was the one where Daniel Radcliffe guest stars and he inexplicably knows everything. Related:



What a magnificent son of a bitch.

:allears:

I wish Daniel Radcliffe was my best friend.

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Yeah, I can see her naked as hell now as it is, why would I worry about a sideboob? Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

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Ozz81 posted:

Wanna see what poker and slots look like now

Do you really need to come here for a gloryhole definition?

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

Hubby is the worst word. Except maybe "preggers"

"Hubby" and "wifey" piss me off to no end.

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Awww, I say old lady. I always thought that had some weird, salt-of-the-earth sorta charm. Wifey and Hubby just sound like baby speak to me which is just dumb for adults to be using.

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