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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Shuffle posted:



if they were a true otterpop lover they'd toss all those horrible green and oranges out to make room for more red, purple, and blue ones

Nope. What the hell is purple anyway? Into the bin!

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

frankenfreak posted:

And what about Nien Nunb? :ohdear:

DEAD

http://au.ign.com/articles/2015/02/06/star-wars-actor-richard-bonehill-who-played-nien-nunb-dies-at-age-67

dick bonehill lol

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Gorilla Salad posted:

Took me a while to figure out why something seemed off about this tank




It's snow

Well obviously the Sherman Abrams M614 wouldn't have an offset single-bogie idler wheel :goonsay:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Paladinus posted:

He obviously has some mechanism to channel recoil to his shoulder.

What if he uses a bearing surface that supports the butt of the gun and another that supports the gun from beneath the hand guard (Lee, Joon-Ho, et al.)? The rear of the firearm could be placed against a force transducer. This method has the advantage of positively locating the firearm so that it can only slide directly backwards. This method also requires the user to account for the weight of the bearing and clamping fixtures if absolute numbers are required. The recoil force felt by the shooter has two components: “acceleration of the projectile itself… and the second component is associated with the acceleration of the gases created by the combustion of the gunpowder propellant” (Hall 2008). The force created by the acceleration of the projectile can be calculated using conservation of momentum, however, the force due to the combustion gas acceleration cannot be accurately calculated. The force felt by the shooter is the combination of these two forces and thus has to be measured instead of calculatedlknjthepijhpwignqewv
:goonsay:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

hehehe

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

My uncle worked that accident :smith:

In the pro wrestling sense?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006






(too obscure?)

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


:xd: "I must away, milady... matters of greatest unguency await....."

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

BrianBoitano posted:

That line about his parents... this doesn't belong in the Funny Pictures thread.

too soon? :gas:

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

what the gently caress are you all taking about

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ak Gara posted:

"A single 200ml glass of full milk (4% fat) contains 10% of your daily recommended intake of fat."


10% fat milk would be ridiculous, it's 4% for full and 2% for semi skimmed.


what the gently caress are you all talking about

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

dpack_1 posted:

Ken M never fails. He is a goddamn god of trolling.

In much the same way that the real-life God has never failed us.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

If we can get Ken M to troll him for his whining maybe the universe will collapse.

Well the universe could collapse at any time, that's why Steven Hawkins lives in a wheelchair, so he can make a quick getaway.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

amityville anus posted:

crazy/fairy/69

asl

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Choco1980 posted:

Legend has it that he respected JFK because he mistook the man being unable to bend backwards due to a secret backbrace to mean he wouldn't be intimidated by the man.

Ohhhhh that was a tough sentence to get through.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Chard posted:

Please read a book at some point, or at least a light magazine.



Or listen to some Longmont Potion Castle. Just catty-corner to ya, pardner

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


oh jeez I thought this was gonna be some stupid poo poo about atheism

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Champenema posted:

Cat later died when his leather leather collar dried and shrank, slowly strangling the little critter.

tell me the name a them critters

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You need to be an origami master and fold it up into a tiny trans can. There will probably be thousands of them littering the streets and halls when the con is done.
ed: :argh: beaten like a mexican mule, should have read the last page

Thousands of trans? Most likely yeah

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

ol' boxhead returns to the stage

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:

He nailed it first time.

Well no technically he didn't, the Romans were the ones putting the nails in, but I think it's been proven that nails through the hands can't support the body anyway? Might want to get the facts straight next time, fella.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

syscall girl posted:

Show, don't tell. I can't find it on my phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBhPDxszukU

But Stephen Fry invented adult humour?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0cbjosTNCY

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


It'll be even better when Longmont Potion Castle or Jon Wurster signs up..... bring my boot to your lip, pardner

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

sticklefifer posted:

I'll hit you with my kneebone.

I promise you a bandaging

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Snowy posted:

The guy on the right is an old friend of mine :iamafag:

what's his name, Gaylord Toiletface?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Miranda posted:

As an Australian I approve this map. Bloody kiwis.

Y'all do make great wine though. And cider. Ugh fine you can stay.

Not a Tasmanian then, cobber?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Uhhhhhgggg it's so obvious. Come on now.... so I gotta be the old guy?




you just made the list, hotshot

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

None of the modern ones could pull off that dress like Mansfield.

Fantastic bird, you know, big tits, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Good news everyone, it's the year of the monkey! BRACE YOURSELVES

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Birb Katter posted:


We're happy to have Ben Folds though, you can't have him back.

Sorry mate, Ben is 10 years gone... the bloody galah is back in Nashville with wife number 7 (some yank sheila).

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

Get in the van!




I guess rock and raping was pretty much what prog bands did. Back in the day, of course....

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Vic posted:



I hope this is the right thread!

Who's that atop the first tower?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


oh jeez come ON, you kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L104LViQeIw

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Hang on, I Kill You is $6.66 but the I Kill You platter is $5.50? Tempting...

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

And, oddly enough, ham's worth just as little as Hitler to the Jewish people.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ein cooler Typ posted:

the documentary "Mad Max" taught me that biker gangs are a real threat in Australia

BIKIE gangs!! you didn't learn a drat thing

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

FAROOQ posted:

We're seriously still laughing at loving sexist bullshit like this?

why do you hate women, transwomen, demiwomen, brakefluid persons

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