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all praise and glory to timb. he changed a wretch like me this to this  praise be to timb amen
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Triglav posted:not if hes fat. heart rate seems high too but maybe hes fat I don't think I am fat by goon standards. I am 6'2" and had a 34 but now I have a 32 inch waist and have to buy new jeans. thanks timb (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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k-zed posted:At this point Smythe is like one of those moderators Lowtax imposed to destroy LF from the inside when it got too popular. smythe actually owns and is carrying out divine retribution. my work involves expanding a terrible service that each of you use everyday that is negatively impacting your lives everyday even if you don't realize it. there was a point in time where facebook was hosted on this service and I could have crippled at least their North American servers for weeks but I was to weak. smythe is just punishing me for my sins
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Jul 17, 2015 23:55
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timb just buy tesla
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Jul 21, 2015 08:18
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thanks timb for letting me know chvrches has new music out CHVRCHES posted on @AppleMusic https://itunes.apple.com/us/post/idsa.9669c193-30c2-11e5-a2f2-a7a84522d181
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Jul 30, 2015 13:04
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Amethyst posted:there is no reason to use apple music over spotify, as far as I can tell, apart from maybe a few exclusive artists one word taytay
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cremnob posted:Apple surprised Swift by almost immediately changing its plan not to compensate artists during the trial period of its new streaming service. Says Swift, “Apple treated me like I was a voice of a creative community that they actually cared about,” she says. “And I found it really ironic that the multi-billion-dollar company reacted to criticism with humility, and the start-up with no cash flow reacted to criticism like a corporate machine.” 
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Aug 4, 2015 23:48
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timb has done it again
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Sep 10, 2015 00:01
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Oct 30, 2015 13:36
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timb it's November release the iPad pro preorder
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Nov 1, 2015 21:04
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Silver Alicorn posted:lol if your such a man child you break your phone lol if you don't get AppleCare and give zero fucks when you break poo poo
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Nov 3, 2015 23:44
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Smythe posted:Leave
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Nov 4, 2015 01:21
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Ludwig van Halen posted:my apple tv arrived yesterday, and its really really good How well does it play with iPads and iPhones? strongly considering getting one the same time I get the iPad pro
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Nov 4, 2015 15:40
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literally Samsung/android phones are such trash for nerds they couldn't pay James Bond 50 million to use it http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/james-bond-rejected-android-in-spectre/
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Nov 4, 2015 18:07
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DaNzA posted:that's a dude, dude please no Prosopagnosia shaming. goons have a uncanny predisposition to suffer facial blindness probably because of its links to autism
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Nov 5, 2015 12:05
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Internaut! posted:ipadde pro in stores next friday praise be to timb
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Nov 7, 2015 17:21
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gonna own to use my iPad pro to pay for food at trader joes when I get it
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Nov 12, 2015 12:25
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Stymie posted:always pay cash at service-oriented businesses to ensure that tips can be divided more easily and won't be reduced by credit processing fees lol if your tip sizes are so small that you you think the cc company taking a few cents will put you below the acceptable tipping amount. for those that don't know how to tip follow these easy steps. say you have been out all night and the bill comes up to 84.73 round up to the nearest 5 or 0. in this example it 85.00 then multiply this by .1 then the result by 2 for a total of 17.00 tip. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 16, 2015 21:53
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:I would not like an Apple Watch this Christmas, as I would want to wait for Apple Watch 2 with improved battery I don't know if they can improve the battery life unless they do something with the wrist band or turn it into an ugly android watch. I can almost get 2 full days out of my sport. What type of battery life are you getting? It charges really quickly so I just have an extra charging cord in my car.
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Nov 18, 2015 19:22
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chaos reigns edit kind of hype that my iPad pro is coming in tomorrow
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Nov 23, 2015 23:25
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Internaut! posted:holy poo poo Apple with the 5 week wait time on the Pencil, so much for wife's xmas present gently caress I thought I ordered the pencil the same time as I did the pro oh well on order now and I can pick up the new Apple TV when my pro comes in also
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Nov 24, 2015 19:59
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:does apple have aids yet or what Apple and timb are pozed as gently caress now and timb has ruined my thanksgiving my pro is not ready for pick up as he promised
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Nov 26, 2015 21:33
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just picked up my Apple TV and iPad proe. it is safe to say that timb has done it again
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Dec 2, 2015 00:43
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rest in piss the low end Bluetooth speakers if you have the pro. I wish Timb would just go ahead and buy tesla and Amex so the age of mega corporations can start so I can live out my mutant chronicles fantasies
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Dec 6, 2015 00:30
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:if we're talkin olds I prefer Catherine zeta jones you like to live dangerously I guess her vagina is a known carcinogen just ask Michael douglas
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Dec 7, 2015 12:21
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SO DEMANDING posted:hmm fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkk dear gay satan please allow stebe to come back and murder the chuckle fucks responsible for this
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Dec 8, 2015 16:33
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MrMoo posted:I think it comes down to the software, Microsoft is presumably pestered by lovely managers wanting to save pennies by not having separate desktop, tablet, phone apps and development teams. I think what we are seeing now is the tail end of the balmer AIDS. the new guy seems good.
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Dec 12, 2015 00:53
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Timb has done it again https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-it-she-doesnt/ 
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Dec 14, 2015 16:08
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Ice_2_c_u posted:not a high bar imo Ice_2_c_u posted:not a high bar imo
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Dec 15, 2015 01:57
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LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:who makes a 3 hour long podcast does anyone ever listen to all of it hardcore history by Dan carlin is pretty good
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Dec 15, 2015 15:43
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LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:apple should continue squeezing every penny out of the system as they legally can because lol if companies that don't use every loophole possible it only encourages the perpetuation of a broken system using the 'we don't need regulation when we can just rely on goodwill' logic; see also tipping culture in the united states, which incidentally leads to another deeply-traditional derail in yospos lore lol if you tipping minimum isn't 20% (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 19, 2015 20:15
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Smythe posted:not on my watch, fucktard. neonbregna: You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging its way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it, take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free. But it would be too weak to survive. The struggle is nature's way of strengthening it. Now this is the second time you've asked me for your drugs back. Ask me again and it's yours. smythe: ?!? Smythe is not the hero somethingawful.com deserves but the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark mod. Smythe 2016 down with fascist lowtax
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Dec 20, 2015 04:08
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Timb release my shipping confirmation
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Dec 29, 2015 17:47
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carry on then posted:let me guess, they're standardizing on microusb, not type-c yeah like apple gives a gently caress about some Swiss dudes that are buttmad that their watch industry got loving destroyed by jony Ives
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Dec 31, 2015 16:48
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you can stay infernal machines I think your cute
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Dec 31, 2015 21:57
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lol if having a set of beats pro headphones constitutes a major financial decision for you. android is for the poors and Windows phone is for the middle class.
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timb bless timb for confirming my genetic superiority Windows phone ailures/androidailures 
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Beeftweeter posted:i hope it drops to 0 the high 40s if I can get the gym consistently for a month or so straight 
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Jan 1, 2016 07:25
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:DONT TROLL ME
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computer parts posted:reminder: this was the USB 3.0 cable for phones: triggered as gently caress right now
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