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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Sports!

A floorball team scores six times after pulling their goalkeeper (you get an extra player but have an empty net so it rarely works even if you're losing by one goal).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sGiuH5bU8
(game ends after 60 minutes, 65 if it's a tie)

Kennel has a new favorite as of 08:25 on Oct 19, 2015

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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zakharov posted:

This may belong in the "unpopular opinion" thread but I think running people over with your car is bad.

True, and fun.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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mind the walrus posted:

I don't like The Oatmeal but this is the perfect way to handle that.

It's a good effort but it isn't Goatse.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Salmiakki vodka is great because next morning your vomit is black.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Chromatic posted:

Unluckiest batter I've ever seen. 1:53 is :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyprjMmwjFA

The last one was coming 92 mph straight towards his face. :stonk:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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drat I'm happy they removed the licensing few years ago and made it an automatic tax for everyone. Such a pointless hassle.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://twitter.com/MattHendy26/status/690406573521424384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf9CLuf0_cE

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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http://i.imgur.com/DbIJG4l.webm

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

The most unfortunate thing in that gif is the kid's hair

I didn't know Bart Simpson hair was possible in real life.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Gotta love those scratches on the paintwork.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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wyoming posted:

Microsoft put an AI on twitter.





It went well! :shepface:




Soon we can replace goons with bots.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Kurieg posted:

His picture keeps getting worse and worse the more you scroll.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I presume they panicked after realizing it was a one-way street and that led to more bad decisions.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Now imagine being inside one.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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e. poo poo, too slow.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I only feel schadenfreude for things that ruin someone's life.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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England is a gift that keeps on giving.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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chitoryu12 posted:

I'll never get over soccer matches being described as "gigantic travesties" or "humiliating losses" when every single one of them has a score of 2-1 or 1-0.

You guys were almost identical, calm down.

If USA's basketball dream team lost to Iceland 100-99 in Olympics playoffs it would definitely be a gigantic travesty and a humiliating loss.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This channel has a whole bunch of schadenfreude compilations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODzdlPybj3g

7:20, guy takes a nasty fall and lies immobile - a spectator: "WOOO! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!"

Kennel has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Jul 23, 2016

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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It's nice to see those January gym memes aren't an exaggeration.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://i.imgur.com/pgrg30q.gifv
he passed out

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Sister Fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0WlCUOaAk4


I think the girl on the swing at 1:20 is the first time I've ever actually clutched at my face in a Fail Video. Thankfully you can see that she was fine and it was in fact her elbows and not her face which dragged across the ground.

Beautiful.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

:lol: the very last video with the buffalo is the best :3:

I agree.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Jippa posted:

Keep watching, it's not just the first bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsVmvyXRiRU

"Let me deeply apologize for what happened here... let's watch the recording."

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3g6NMS41rg

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Bull's eye!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Human brain can be very bad at handling disappointments.

Few years ago there was a story about some crazy woman who went to a supermarket and promised to pay everyone's purchases. When it turned out that she didn't have money, some people were so pissed that they just stole all that "free" stuff.

Kennel has a new favorite as of 20:20 on Nov 3, 2016

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Is it ok to punch autist parents who prank their kids?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Captain Hygiene posted:

drat, I need to get a Hillary bumper sticker, and fast!

Do you have a death wish?!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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e. let's just post animals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PYHlvbeyyY

Kennel has a new favorite as of 05:11 on Nov 9, 2016

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Pook Good Mook posted:

If you want devestated kids that think they've pulled off a legendary upset, have I got a clip for you.

The devestated announcers are just a bonus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg

This is kind of heartwarming:

quote:

In a final twist, however, after the Panthers did a regular kickoff, the Lions' returner Roderick Dunn caught the ball at his own three-yard line and took it 97 yards for a touchdown at 0:11 and a 48–44 Lions victory. He was the very same player who had muffed the reception of the final two onside kicks, and it was the only touchdown of his high school career.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Mak0rz posted:

This gif is a wild ride. Goddamn.

Too bad nobody slided along the bar like they always do in saloon fight scenes.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Panfilo posted:

What are the rules for when someone gets literally knocked out of the ring?! This seems like something that would happen in an old school NES boxing game

*BU-BIFFF!!!! beuewbeuewbewuTHUDDDDDDDD*
*Frantic music starts playing as the ref counts down*

Based on the commentators (e. and a random Yahoo answer), it was a 20 count and other people aren't allowed to help him.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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they are all gay

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI1PwCh3mp4

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Chichevache posted:

No Prisoners! is a fantastic motorcycle crash compilation that updates semiannually. Now that 2016 is over they have posted part 2. Over in SA's motorcycle forum, Cycle Asylum, we watch it to laugh at idiots and stay sharp on all the stupid mistakes other riders make. It can be very informative and I would recommend it to all riders or people who plan on becoming one. It is also packed with Schadenfreude.


Be warned, it is 2 hours long and does contain some clips that probably (definitely and hopefully, because surviving being impaled and set on fire is just too cruel) resulted in death. Most clips are clowns who target-fixate off the road or ride beyond their own limits and the roads conditions. Some of them make the gravest mistake of all: riding in the third world. A few are just downright unlucky. If you have any questions about what contributed to a certain crash (hint: rider negligence) feel free to ask in the Cycle Asylum Video thread. Someone there will be happy to answer.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2032191


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHUmevSHFJk

Any highlights?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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Thanks, everyone! :tipshat:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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I wish I was an NBA star so I could do that.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

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That little kid laughing at the second clip.

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

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From the speedrun thread:

Captain Invictus posted:

pyf gigantic speedrun fuckups

I just saw this one and it certainly jumped up my list

https://clips.twitch.tv/jenja23/WildFrogDeExcite

(he accidentally clicked "yes" to fight the boss solo instead of "no", nearly 8 hours in, he still got a good time but he lost 20+ minutes from that decision and I love the reaction)

there's also that one final fantasy X(?) one that was over a day long, he played it perfectly, and still got killed by something totally out of his control(Malboros iirc) right before the final boss

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