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Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Dec 18, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 22:42 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:39 |
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Josef bugman posted:Can we have the quote from towards the end of the last thread? The one where the professor turns into a glowing god bear? quote:A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 22:07 |
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Thunderdome's still-greatest classic, from 2013teen:Baudolino posted:Ca 980 words.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 02:37 |
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With the database down, I tried to use Google's cache to revisit the original thread and gotquote:"i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes"
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 18:09 |
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Smythe posted:Awww a bloo bloo blooo little baby doesnt like being marketed to? little baby doesnt like ebing the demographic? well heres a newsflash: thats what being a Gamer feels like. Everywhere I turn it s HEY! GAMer! heres SOME MT DEW! andim like PLEASE, leave me alone. then I turn around and ITS DORITOS!! Im screaming now and cradling my head THE MASTER CHIEF NEEDS YOU TO SAVE THE HALO!! gently caress OFF!!! GO AWAY!!! Being a Gamer is Hell.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 16:45 |
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Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 21:54 on Nov 5, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 19:41 |
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D'oh! It was the best I could turn up with Google, but I had a feeling that I was on the wrong track when I didn't see the sea of emptyquotes after it that I remembered. Sorry!
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 21:56 |
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CannonFodder posted:Limoscalade
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 04:56 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:I prefer to think of the party by their full name: Nationanal Socialshits.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 07:54 |
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ArfJason posted:I was at Macy's thanksgiving parade and it was time for the balloons to pass by my street. I looked out my window and saw all those classic icons of cartoons, like spongebob, mickey mouse and he-man. Then came movie characters, and there was this loving massive balloon of the dragon from the neverending story (falcor?), and those creatures from Gremlins, among other things. After that came corporate mascots, you know stuff like Coca Cola's Santa Claus, Chester Cheetah and Tony Tiger.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 18:42 |
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Wilford Cutlery posted:9:50pm: Content: Lord Binky posted:fyad is like a school bully who dumps your books and calls you a fag in front of girls you like. You pretend it upsets you but you actually kind of enjoy it in a pathetic sort of way Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Nov 12, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 06:04 |
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It's pretty gross.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 01:51 |
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Kajeesus posted:Does anyone have the OP a guy posted for a pillow modding thread? I believe it made numerous references to the PillMod community and also was funny. Noni posted:Considering the goon community, I can't believe I'm the first to mention this, but have you considered pillow mods? Forget about those expensive, off-the-shelf premium pillows and build your own pillow rigs that have the qualities that you desire. Heck, some of those fancy commercial pillows should be avoided for their outright theft of components and ideas that were developed in the pillmod community. Notably, Serta's FaceHugger line was recalled entirely after they realized the looming PR disaster that a bunch of sleep nerds would incite.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 01:05 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Re: goon porn: a reminder that there exists a quite substantial portfolio of goon-made porn, with goons in it, commercially available. You could say there's -aha- a buttload of it. This mental image is a gift from me to you.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 16:39 |
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Ruddha posted:A really long, sympathetic post, and as you read through it you gradually realize I'm describing the sadness of Hitler being forced into suicide summary if you don't want to read all that (you still should) Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 05:00 on Nov 17, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 04:55 |
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Internaut! posted:no one's forcing these raised-by-the-internet kids to post their moronic I WONDER IF MY VACUUM CLEANER IS A LAYDEE thoughts Trig Discipline posted:oh man i hope she is, otherwise i just got my...never mind
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 07:42 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:that whole thread is great Triticum Guzzler posted:I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you gently caress us with an eggplant shaped dick instead of a classic boner style hardon, do we not do a special kind of sex pee similar to urine but of wholly different physiological origin according to my imagination? I watch cartoons for a living.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 15:03 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:baby boomers needed long, rifled vaginas to deliver children with precision to combat the soviet union. now the threats are multiple and ill defined, requiring a more broad pussy ejection. The Golden Man posted:a womens pubic response to the rise of the nuclear bloc was to hide her ovaries deep in her body in the belly, meaning long penises were good to reach up there like putting a box of stuff int he attic. now women are relaxed from smoking weed and antianxiety mediicine and have "egg droop
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 15:05 |
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VanSandman posted:I've never had a post make me want to throw up before.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 22:40 |
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On the recent mod drama over the leper colony and autobanning:no they will not posted:It might sound hosed up to say that BYOB mod dogcrash truther typed out his post in the GBS autoban thread, and choked back sobs thinking of his BYOB pals that would never again have their avatar photoshopped into a pic that his avatar was also photoshopped into, and he had to drink some beer to calm his nerves, and he very slowly clicked submit post as tears fell from his eyes onto the keyboard, and a slow melancholy version of the byob reggae was playing the whole time, but it's 100% true. no they will not posted:stereo: Hurf de... durf it's... BYOB... time [violins swelling]
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 00:09 |
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From the ban thread in GBS:Keith Stack posted:
Lowtax posted:I should make you a mod for this post Keith Stack posted:
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 00:46 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:walking through a wooded area, hear a rustle behind me, see a flock of wild turkeys rush past me out of the corner of my eye. probably the closest ill ever get to experiencing jurassic park
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 14:36 |
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An Angry Bug posted:IT thread woes and accidental slam poetry:
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 19:31 |
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Smythe posted:*watching DBAN run on dead gramms compy* You're free now. Rest in peace, old friend. Smythe posted:*on my deathbed* son... pls dban my gaming rig. theres some poo poo on there u dont want to see. Smythe posted:son: dban? whats that???
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 22:52 |
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cheerfullydrab posted:Does anyone have that quote where the guy related his pathetic and made up story about how he made a joke in a theater and and the whole place turned into an 'MST3K-style riff fest'? Mister Glockwork posted:I saw Ghostrider with a bunch of my friends on opening night just to heckle it. We even held a contest to see who could throw out the best heckle. Falstaffs Honor posted:I don't think this story is true, because I doubt most of the audience was familiar with internet videos about Wicker Man. Adrianics posted:Just like that time I went to see Atonement and when that faggy guy with the stupid moustache gave the chocolate to that kid I yelled 'YOU GONNA GET RAPED' and I swear that the audience was laughing so hard they had to stop the film for a few minutes
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 08:29 |
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kickascii posted:I was around 12 or 13 when I got a 300 baud modem for my commodore 64. Kid at school had access to pirated games aka “warez" and hooked me up with a list of BBS phone numbers. I finally successfully connected and got into filling out a registration form. I got stumped on the "ANSI or ASCII" question when suddenly the screen went blank and a message slowly scrolled across. It dawned on me that someone was typing the message out in real time and it terrified me for some reason. "you are the worst lamer i have ever seen. never call here again."
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2015 11:31 |
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From the Wikipedia quotes thread in YOSPOS:Improbable Lobster posted:The September 11, 2001 attacks drastically changed the fashion world. Denim became hugely popular, with almost all forms of it being distressed. computer parts posted:so i wonder which national crisis brought on yoga pants theflyingexecutive posted:the great pumpkin spice famine of 08 theflyingexecutive posted:times were lean, woo girls were collapsing in their uggs, bodies of basic bitches bundled like the brawny man's bounty
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 16:22 |
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ahaha what a thread
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 23:27 |
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maniacdevnull posted:*dives over pile of other posters and shouting* No ring
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2015 23:00 |
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Amethyst posted:http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2015/12/science-fictional-shibboleths.html DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:ah, see, here's your problem. tap tap
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 19:13 |
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Thread title: I can tell when a guy just had sex: Ronald_Raygun posted:If only you could also tell his name OP
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 19:41 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Was looking through old bookmarks, found this thing that kept me crying with laughter for a good 2 weeks, especially after someone suggested to read it in Skwisgaar Skwigelf's voice. Mongmonghi posted:Ok long story short.. the ultra hot chick of a schoolmate of mine broke up with him after 7 years of relationship this summer(she is 24). And the tale's bittersweet conclusion: Mongmonghi posted:Well in the end I made a rush move and told her, and then I realised that I did not felt anything that I convinced myself that I was.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 20:39 |
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Angela Christine posted:The 'jews run the world' conspiracy always makes me feel bad for unsuccessful jews. I can just imagine being a kid who has read about it thinking he is going to get clued in after his bar mitzva -- but nothing. Maybe it's like studying the Kabbalah and you're supposed to wait until you're 40. 40 comes and goes, and still no invite to the illuminati. Finally he goes and asks a kindly old Rabbi. The Rabbi sits him down and says, "Yes, it's all true, but you won't be getting an invitation. I'm sorry, Hershel, but you're a schmuck."
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 19:15 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:So it's a pencil sharpener? Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 06:59 on Dec 29, 2018 |
# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 18:29 |
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Smythe posted:Computer error messages putting words in my mouth. forcing me to use its tone and genered language. It's loving passive aggressive and honestly Creepy as gently caress It's like Error. Okay... then it's like "Alright, Let's Get Hopping Along" and I'm LIKE WTF!? I don't say Hopping Along, and Frankly, I don't like being told what I say and what I don't say by some "Man" in Redmond. It's like - WOW! I'll respond to this stack trace in my own voice, TYVM.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 22:44 |
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he should gently caress the bird house
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 00:11 |
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Sweevo posted:i was pissing at an airport once and an american guy in one of the stalls kept saying "YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!" really loudly every time he managed to squeeze a piece out
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 03:33 |
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Six hours at 2 in the morning.PleasureKevin posted:shut up Smythe posted:*cackling* the destruction of my enemies!!! the final obliteration of the foe!! long have we been embroiled in warfare and at times I was sure my doom was immenent. but in the end, on this day, as the sun sets on the battlefield and the moonglow echos off the hilt of thy fallen blade - it is I who stands alone. It is mine whos boots mark the battlefield. I shall survive. I have persevered. I shall not miss you. I loath you. Your vile body disgusts me even now, in death.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 10:52 |
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On that new Harry Potter tie-in movie:Segmentation Fault posted:if we're gonna get Harry Potter EU stuff all I want is a book/movie/whatever about Wizard World War II where Dumbledore defeats Grindelwald Shaggar posted:Nazi wizards cut down the English wizards with nazi wizard machine guns which are just normal machine guns Shaggar posted:"Wizard BJ Blazkowicz, Wizard MechaHitler is developing the largest wand in the world! it will be able to turn people's hair funny colors from hundreds of miles away! You need to break into Castle Wizardstein to stop him!" Shaggar posted:American wizards show up and save the day by being hella rad and laying waste to german cities with wizard's fire. Shaggar posted:In the east, the Lich King Stalin sends wave after wave of undead against the germans. His mindless hordes crash against the Nazi forces and overwhelm them with sheer numbers. In the end an uneasy pact is made between the allied wizards and the evil lich, but at what cost??
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 00:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 19:39 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:That first quote sucked because the pizza place nailed it way better on their own. and they clearly saw it because they broke it up with commas the same way Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 06:40 on Dec 16, 2015 |
# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 06:32 |