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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I lurked for almost 3 years before I registered and my main reason for doing so was to get access to the files forum and other secret forums I was sure existed.

Whoops there were no filez and no secrets, just the same poo poo forever

I lurked for three years then bought an accountant by because my friend who was a goon kept linking me to threads I couldn't access because I had no account. Not even porn or files just "LOL, check this out" about three to four times a week.

I still don't know if I should thank him or curse him, but either way, Chad, I lay my posting history at your feet.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

This site is free :10bux:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Britain's looks like it got pulled from a Captcha

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Platystemon posted:

Kangaroos have their balls above their dicks.

How weird is that?

Their dicks are also forked.

Or at least a lot of marsupials have forked dicks

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I've bought a few people avs, but they were just red texts of their posts that were particularly heinous.

I also didn't argue or interact with them around when they made the post, so the probably blamed someone else. Just like in high school when I had to fart, I'd go stand by one friend and he took the blame every time.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

sebmojo posted:

Every now and then I remember some plague rats buying herself mean avatars for literal years so she could blame other people for them and throw back my head and laugh to the sky

https://i.imgur.com/ND13osH.gifv

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Biplane posted:

Nice list of the 100 most powerful posters.

I refuse to accept that Three Olives has power

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

When I was growing up the first ignore list I ever got added to was my parent's.

That's pretty incredible posting power, though

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I really need to know the context of that paper but also I'm gonna use "dumping thickness" and "thank you, hummus" in more conversations.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Everytime I look there's something even more :psyduck:

"Blindfolded, ordinary"

"Royal blindfolded"

"A regular Erika"


Some good username candidates, though

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Malachite_Dragon posted:

how the gently caress do you 'accidentally' put fake sugar in the salt shaker


FFT posted:

Poorly-labeled bulk containers?

This is how my mom made a batch of Kool-Aid with a buttload of salt when I was a little kid and we were visiting my grandparents.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Grassy Knowles posted:

WWE announcer style Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodbeard

ROOOOOD "RODBEARD" BEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRD

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I didn't know FNLN posted about video games too

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Stop posting Kcelles Mot and pretending he's Tom Selleck

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Better name his son Abillion :argh:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I will never write the word diarrhœa without Googling and copy-pasting in the œ. Might be a better way of doing it but I don't care.

Why type diarrhea - or even say it - when there's so many other fun terms to use?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

HopperUK posted:

The Animal Adventures minis are *adorable*.

I got a pack of the dogs a bit ago but then my dog died so they've just never gotten painted which is a shame

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


lol at the asterisk on Germany

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