bike tory posted:

Biscuits are just scones right? Flour baking powder butter and milk folks. I've literally made them with preschoolers. You can't gently caress it up.

rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

After a while, the neighborhood starts noticing that the small children are missing.

Desert Bus posted:

This is one of my fav books and now I need to see if there is a copy on my shelves:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ella_Minnow_Pea

Matlack Radio posted:

I've yet to enjoy an epistolary. I will check this one out.

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1663749037990764544
lol where do they find these people?

Jeremor posted:

Greetings my fellow humans it is I, Johnny Joey Jones. The beings known as liberals must be eradicated from this planet and the rest of the galaxy, so say I, simian propagandist Johnny Joey Jones. Like you, I also struggle with the high price of... liquefied organic fuel? And this is clearly the fault of the earth president, Johnathon Joey Biden.

Alan Smithee posted:

john waters but perverted

sugar mouse posted:

I've started using AI to help write worksheets for me. It's really useful for churning out repetetive boring stuff.

grittyreboot posted:

Like your posts?

Matlack Radio posted:

Matlack Radio posted:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That man with that dead-eyed smile looks like you could accuse him of having committed just about any heinous act or crime, and you'd be more surprised if it was disproven then factually true.

haveblue posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLSlGmVrmuM

Matlack Radio posted:

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

this was dropped by a named minor boss Leet Jeff K. of Yosgrad:

Dr Kool-AIDS posted:

Pretty sure Lowtax's weapon of choice was a gun

Propaganda Hour posted:

Well, it was definitely the last item he dropped

Splicer posted:

"+8 life on kill" seems inaccurate

Cocaine Bear posted:

Say what you will about ALF, but there absolutely no doubting the fact that he'll go down on a lady.

Splicer posted:

"+8 life on kill" seems inaccurate

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Shotgun's cheating for accuracy. It's hard to miss with one.

A MIRACLE posted:

I've been watching Sanctuary on netflix, its about a sumo dude who's a dick. his girlfriend has huge boobs. its good so far

doctorfrog posted:

hm, how dickish, and how huge?

Lazy_Liberal posted:

how huge is the sumo guy's dick and tits??? anybody??

Jolo posted:

My theory is that the dick and tits are so entrancing that once someone starts watching they never return to the thread.

LifeLynx posted:

I'm going to go check it out right now, if I don't report back in an hour consider me lost to the D&Ts

Jolo posted:

They're fuckin gone. Somebody tie a rope around my waist, I'm goin in.

Joey McChrist posted:

all i needs is four stout men to work the bellows

Captain Monkey posted:

where are you gonna find four bulky men on something awful???

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Well, after hitting Google I can safely say they are right.

EorayMel posted:

The edge of a cliff.

Kitfox88 posted:

sebmojo posted:

Imagine a perfectly spherical goon on an infinite plain

Facebook Aunt posted:

You're doomed now. A microdose takes longer, but you too will fall to the curse.

sebmojo posted:

Imagine a perfectly spherical goon

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

If the worst game ever gets a 35 on metacritic than metacritic is broken. The floor should be 0 or maybe 1. Not 35.

Klyith posted:

The worst game ever got an 8

https://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/big-rigs-over-the-road-racing


(edit: there's a certain amount of rounding-up due to metacritic converting 1/10 to 10/100 even if the site in question only uses a 1-10 scale and 1 is the lowest possible score)

Mozi posted:

yeah we all remember Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing not just because it was bad but because it was hilariously egregiously bad

GABA ghoul posted:

Gollum: Over the Road Racing

Mozi posted:

now we're tolkien'

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

pwn (formerly known as GE Cafe)?

Platystemon posted:

Fun fact: estrogen does not directly improve human cognition, but instead supports a symbiotic relationship with Soccus felis, which is the real driver of increased programming performance.

Pictured below are juvenile, adolescent, and mature forms.

Desert Bus posted:

Someone needs to make a complete outfit from just those socks and put it on like Paul did in Children of Dune when he covered his body in baby sandworms.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Archo posted:

I dont live in England, but i'm pretty sure you're a worthless elitist bitch, and i suggest you take some kind of deadly drug and kill yourself to better the world.

PS Your post is so clever, I hope it was worth the 30 minutes it took you to figure it out.

EDIT: oh dear i read Menacer's post and now i'm in big troubles =(

DOUBLE EDIT: Oh well who cares she is still a bitch one way or the other. And the author of this thread cant even name his magazine so gently caress him and his completely free advertisement.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

imagining dracula as a stereotypical jewish hypochondriac and loling for some reason

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Count Kvetchula

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Vlad the Inhaler

Improbable Lobster posted:

Beeftweeter posted:

why does hungary's have bananas on it

Shaggar posted:

because they are hungary (for bananas)