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Automatic Slim posted:Has anyone made a tally of all the wasted ideas? - the premise - the characters
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jesus loving christ this show is garbage
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Great, a pizza cutter and a big pan to put the pizza on.
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cheerfullydrab posted:People are constantly getting horribly injured from the ship shaking them onto consoles and poo poo. Just make everything covered in really thick, soft future-foam. Or shag carpeting like Barbarella's spaceship. 
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FuturePastNow posted:Sisko with prime universe Jadzia: Hey Old Man mentor, remember all that man stuff we did when you were a man? Curzon would understand. poo poo, Curzon wanted to bang Jadzia himself.
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TNG season 3, The Enemy. Worf refuses to save a guy's life. Picard is fine with this. Worf doesn't get kicked out of Starfleet. 
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The extra on the left is brazenly staring at the other actors, trying to figure out what he should do.
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So did Star Trek: Discovery come out yet? Is it coming out? Does Star Trek: Discovery exist? Will there be a Star Trek: Discovery?
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Feb 21, 2017 08:03
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bing boop beeeeeeeeep
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Oberleutnant posted:Maybe, but i think scifi and fantasy are particularly bad because you've got to read out a bunch of nerd poo poo written by autistic dorks the whole time. Cop shows are loving garbage 100% of the time.
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Watching all of TAS. It's canon that there's a 50 foot tall Spock living somewhere on a planet of veggie people.
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May 17, 2017 07:34
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Was Chakotay made first officer in the very first episode of VOY? I bet he was, wasn't he? The leader of the dangerous rebel faction is somehow the only guy they can field-promote just because BrannonBraga didn't want story arcs in this drat show.
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The General posted:"They'll never accept you as Captain." "The small number of dangerous criminals we should just keep in the bring won't accept you as captain." I forget, were there significantly more Maquis dudes on that little ship than just Chakotay, Latina Klingon, and Tuvoc who was a Fed spy? edit: Best Trek weapon Snipe 
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Captain Candiru posted:Something about the way Colm Meaney holds phasers in his gross meaty paws always makes them look like especially cheap toys. 
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They're sending criminals, they're sending rapists, and some, I assume, have honor.
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Olewithmilk posted:Did people think Enterprise was good off the bat? No. People warmed up to it over time. But it was a long road gettin' from here to there.
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Sep 20, 2017 12:24
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That's pure protein, it's getting recycled into the food vats for the replicators. Tea, Earl Grey, HOT.
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Peachfart posted:Anyone else going to hatewatch discovery itt? it looks like generic action schlock.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Massive Bluetooth headset guy hopefully gets Argyle'd. i'm faking a letter writing campaign to get this show cancelled
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Volcott posted:Computer, create a race of hyperintelligent ants, disable safety protocols. 
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Please post more 1990's Canadian MacGuyver ripoffs.
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corn in the bible posted:Chakotay finally arrives home, and opens the door only to find Sisko waiting there with a gun. He is always waiting. 
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Voyager had a great premise and pissed it all away. Enterprise had a dumb premise and stayed dumb. Points for consistency.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:gently caress you Well, double dumbass on you!
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Owlbear Camus posted:klingon girl was definitely and demonstrably initiating flirtations 
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Apr 21, 2018 09:40
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Did they ever explain why they cast the Quantum Leap guy as a Star Trek captain? Isn't that a terrible idea to begin with? A guy who was already the lead on another sci-fi show?
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Bogus Adventure posted:And just think about it. Riker was able to please those Klingon ladies. Man, what a champion. All you have to do is recite poetry and duck.
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Professional wrestling is the official fighting style of Starfleet. Kirk even tells Charlie X that the first thing you need to learn about fighting is how to take a bump. 
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Sep 22, 2018 22:45
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Data's mom is hot. 
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Bogus Adventure posted:"Star Trekxxx: The Erotic Adventures of Jean-Luc Picard" 
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I forgot Worf doesn't get promoted to Lieutenant Commander until Generations. How is there water in the holodeck? Is it simulated with force fields? How do you get wet from those?
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Dec 2, 2018 22:59
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modify a torpedo to deliver the jizz to enemy vessels
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Dec 3, 2018 02:05
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HD DAD posted:Voyager is the Trek you put on when you need to like, do dishes at the same time There's coffee stains in that Nebula brand cup. edit: oh poo poo, of course:  
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The Bananana posted:Star trek people. 
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Dec 24, 2018 04:19
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People younger than me have told me Disco is great because it's dark and gritty. I thought we were past that and had moved on to life affirming positivity memes.
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Dec 24, 2018 08:53
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Kitchner posted:The thing that was coolest which was just utterly wasted was an alien ship covered in the caskets of their dead. This would have been really cool if they hadn't made it a Klingon, who in literally every other show ever has treated a dead body like an empty vessel which doesn't matter as the warrior spirit has already left.
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I would just like to inform you all that neelix.com, neelix.net, neelix.org, and neelix.co.uk are not doing jack poo poo.
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