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Just read the fiance a bedtime story and tuck him in with a warm glass of milk. The little fellow will be asleep in no time.
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People sure do like to use the Greek alphabet for weird sexual poo poo.
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Mirthless posted:Alcoholism is The Worst We tried making it illegal. It didn't go so well.
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Jan 16, 2017 20:48
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Some "traditional" women seem to get real mad when the shiny rock in their ring isn't backed by DeBeers' propaganda.
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Jan 31, 2017 16:24
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Hunting would be beneficial to the animal population at large even if no humans ate any animals, it doesn't make any sense to implicitly oppose that whether or not you're a vegan. If people were perfectly rational robots,sure. In the real world, saying " My husband loves to kill animals" at an animal activist meet up won't go so well.
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Jan 31, 2017 17:21
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Uhh that is a bit of a caricature, I don't think he's bringing his hunting trophies to her animal activist meetups. I don't think you have to be a rational robot to recognize that humanely culling animal populations is necessary to prevent animal suffering, the thing you actually are seeking to do by being an animal activist in the first place. College age animal activism is basically "Kitties and deer and pandas are cute, don't be mean to them"
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Jan 31, 2017 17:27
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Not sure which would be worse; her husband is dumb enough to spend $600 on lap dances, or that he's lying and bought more than a dance. Edit: beaten
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Feb 6, 2017 17:55
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I have a scientific theory: don't gently caress your sister.
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Feb 6, 2017 18:45
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Whorelord posted:I (28F) found out my dad is dumping Mom for my best friend (25F) and I don't know how to cope. Being with your mom is just too much hard work, not like the ease of loving a 25 year old.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:for once the MMA guy isn't the nutjob in the story Pretty sure the whole thing started with a car ride home speech of "THAT WAS BULLSHIT! If I'd known he was trained I would have used Tiger Crane Monkey strikes and knocked his rear end out. I just didn't want to embarrass the little guy."
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May 10, 2017 16:22
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No 24 year old can buy a 30k watch on merit and hardwork.
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May 11, 2017 05:01
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Look, just buy your junkie sister some drugs, you can afford it and she'll be dead soon anyway.
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May 11, 2017 05:05
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MF_James posted:I was thinking this. I see ZERO loving reason for this guy to stay with his gf considering how he feels about what she was doing. If he didn't leave when she first said "I have a slave" like he should have, no reason to do it now.
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May 12, 2017 18:33
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Order the slave to gently caress the girlfriend. Really blow every thing up.
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May 12, 2017 18:39
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Troposphere posted:who isn't Every man in Portland, apparently?
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May 13, 2017 16:55
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I think if she did the ultimate cuckolding and just left him at the alter and never came back, he die from a semen explosion.
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May 15, 2017 21:30
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misguided rage posted:She should have made him go sit in the audience while she married the boyfriend. Nobody would have been able to hear the vows over his moaning.
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May 15, 2017 21:39
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quote:My colleague has an 18 yo daughter. He describes her as 'daddy's little girl' he is incredibly worried about her (first time i met him he told me she was gorgeous and people would take advantage, I was like sure, everyone thinks that about their kids. Til he showed me a picture of her at 14 looking for all the world like a 21 yo model with barely any effort - she is stunning, naturally beautiful, like something out of marble and I can fully understand his concerns, especially given she's trying to get into the fashion industry and is also intelligent enough to have gone onto higher education a year early - and therefore a year younger than everyone else) She'll be alright if she takes that last line literally.
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Jun 17, 2017 19:05
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Just think, some day that asset manager will have to work with women over 35...or even...I shudder to say it, over 40.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Help. I [19F] drove drunk to my best friends [21M] house, puked on his floor and cried to him about random stuff at 3 AM Cash, grass, or rear end
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Jul 8, 2017 21:51
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Pick posted:I've been in therapy off and on my entire life, and ONE therapist saved my life and made me want to be a fully-realized person, and that was my therapy horse Dominick. You'll have a much closer connection with your 27 therapy cats when you are older.
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Jul 23, 2017 20:34
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Luckily fighting cokeheads don't live long so she'll be released soon enough.
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Jul 23, 2017 23:30
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Dump the girlfriend; Pikachu will never make fun of you.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:33
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Wouldn't they get suspicious about a furnished computer they can't unlock, and a closet/chest of drawers full of clothing?
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Jul 30, 2017 22:13
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like this coulda been a p neutral story prone to exaggeration but there's enough specific details that either translate to the OP flagrantly lying or the lady flashing her coworkers in private pool parties looking for some outside attention. Unless she's also trying to gently caress his dad, it seems more like a woman who is very cool with sex is also very cool with exhibitionism.
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Jul 30, 2017 23:51
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I like to masturbate, and my girlfriend finds it how. Hmm, how can I turn this fantastic thing into a huge problem?
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Aug 1, 2017 12:43
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That guy already making six figures should really think about his children's future; I mean, my god, what if they have to share a single yacht, instead of getting one each.
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Aug 4, 2017 19:21
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Yeah, me and this cam girl are totally an item.
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Aug 5, 2017 22:47
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La Brea Carpet posted:Me [27F] with my fiance's family [00 M/F] acts as if I'm doing him a huge favor by being with him He left his first wife after the infidelity, not the multiple stabbings, those were ok.
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Sep 14, 2017 12:26
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Open the relationship and have a race to 100 partners. I'm sure you'll win, dude.
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Nov 29, 2017 11:53
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Pick posted:Anything is a weapon in competent hands, so, 0 Or a dildo
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Dec 5, 2017 23:24
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A good dosage of rat poison should work.
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Dec 23, 2017 16:24
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Did she get paid for the baby-sitting?
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Jan 2, 2018 19:48
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Pick posted:It is true, you really want a woman who is about 50 or 60 years old. They know what’s up. Then it just turns out to be your ex in drag.
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Jan 2, 2018 22:43
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She needs to drop him and get herself an older jelly daddy.
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Jan 4, 2018 16:07
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (32m) girlfriend (28f) of 8 months acts like a teenager on the internet Yeah, what kind of loser just shitposts on the internet all day.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Um to the "it's not about the house" people, the conflict and post is about the house and the conflict is escalating as the house nears completion, what is the buried secret she's hiding that you think will come out? They are giving her the benefit of the doubt. If it really is about the house she is the most irrational woman in the world.
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Jan 4, 2018 20:35
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Ham Sandwiches posted:People have stuff custom built all the time and they end up hating the result all the time. Cars, homes, decor, websites, logos, you name it. Kim and Kanye had a huge conflict over an expensive remodel that was presumably what they wanted but didn't agree on the results. But enough not to want to move in, and to lose an enormous amount of money?
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Jan 4, 2018 20:38
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I forgot how cute that trading spaces girl is.
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She just watched? "Come watch me gently caress my boyfriend" is a thing now.
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