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VanSandman posted:Griffin McElroy: Convicted Felon Are the McElroys even goons?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Some of us have trouble finding or staying in a committed relationship, but still like loving people. He was asking about the people who aren't loving their sleeping partners, just sharing a bed with them for some reason.
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Dec 3, 2016 07:05
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Movie goon, my wife and I had the same experience with the newest Terminator film. We'd watched all the others in a lead up to it coming out and then saw it in the theater and found it really funny and good while filled with nods to the other films in the franchise. And then it turns out the movie was utter trash, I guess? Who cares what others think, we enjoyed it. Some pop culture stuff just never has a real chance for some reason.
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Dec 28, 2016 17:11
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The Management posted:She was playing Sarah Connor from a different timeline and wasn't bad in the role. The movie itself was kind of cheesy and the ending was total garbage and didn't make any loving sense. That was still enough to make it the third best terminator movie, but only because 3 and 4 were just so awful. Exactly, it's easily better than 3 and 4, which comprised half the existing franchise, yet it has the reputation of being a total piece of poo poo when I think it was a fairly satisfying action flick with moments of great humor.
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Dec 28, 2016 21:56
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I like the pink liquid in a screw top cannister, that's a memorable detail.
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Jan 27, 2017 14:59
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BoC = Blue Oyster Cult??
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Feb 4, 2017 02:10
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I like the computer one, especially the line about if it was 1985, they would understand, but things are too complex today. It has something kind of chilling in its tone, which is what makes these things interesting.
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Feb 20, 2017 13:27
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If something like that happens I don't think I could even be mad, I'd just have to acknowledge they played a good game at appearing to be a bunch of batshit nonsense that nobody in their right mind would believe, and accept my eternal punishment. It could be that the people who go through life not believing will be rewarded because they had it harder than those who had the comfort of faith.
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Mar 29, 2017 13:06
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What story? I feel like it'll be familiar once someone spells it out.
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Jun 18, 2017 15:37
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At the very least, aren't married people buried with their wedding rings? Or do they remove them, and that's why some families have their grandmother's ring as an heirloom for when they get married?
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Jul 31, 2017 13:08
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"They gently caress you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were hosed up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another’s throats. Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself." Or have kids and don't gently caress them up as badly as your folks hosed you up.
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Aug 7, 2017 04:06
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Marmaduke! posted:Non-anonymous confession: in order to get animated smilies to animate on the app, you have to tap the image. It's not very responsive, so I just spent far too long tapping your limp dick trying to get it to react. poo poo, I didn't know that and just did the same thing!
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Aug 19, 2017 22:50
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RFC2324 posted:maybe get a BJ when I get older. How old are you now that getting a BJ is something to do when you're older??
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Aug 26, 2017 03:30
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"but if I think the speed limit's a bit low or it's late, I'll go the speed I want" --everybody with a driver's license
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Sep 5, 2017 00:54
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wesleywillis posted:Just think about her while you jerk off. Trying to figure out if this would work. If it's all mental, does it harm anyone? Or would doing so make it harder to actually get over having sexual feelings at all, which is the better solution?
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Sep 7, 2017 13:13
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Also, just say it's your cellphone in your pocket or your wallet or literally anything other than your dick. And then have her get off of your lap, obviously.
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Sep 10, 2017 22:12
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It was probably an arranged marriage. Or he's just a loving idiot for marrying someone he's so incompatible with.
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Sep 14, 2017 02:29
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Theophany posted:I mean I don’t see how it’s different to, say, remembering the names of actors and actresses in regular movies. I like the way that Matthew McConnaughey really gets into his serious roles, like in Frailty and A Time to Kill. I like the way that Gianna Michaels always looks like she’s into the loving she’s doing on screen and the way she sucks dick. There's porn actresses who look like they AREN'T into the loving? I guess there's a fetish for everything, including that.
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Sep 16, 2017 11:07
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armchairyoda posted:lol at baby-dick not realizing SOME dudes would get their dicks wet if they sat to pee. That's what the toilet paper is for? Didn't your dad teach you anything?
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Sep 17, 2017 01:18
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Il Federale posted:Uhhhh...how? He thought women had penises until he was 17, duh.
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Sep 18, 2017 03:50
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Solice Kirsk posted:You're telling me it isn't insane for a 257 year old to date a 135.5 year old? That's a century of living difference. That's the difference between now and 1896. Also, wouldn't it lead to weird scenarios when you're under 7? Like, a 3-year old can date someone 1.5 years old + 7, or 8.5 years old. And we can all agree that an 8.5 year old dating a 3 year old is unacceptable on several levels.
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Sep 25, 2017 11:35
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What's the haunted house scene in It?
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Oct 3, 2017 01:27
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Ugh just reading that reminds me of the bottomless wells of sorrow in our world, whoever wrote that is suffering so much, not from the experience he's describing but from larger, much vaster forces that are completely invisible to him.
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Oct 14, 2017 20:14
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8 Ball posted:Now I'm worrying if being kidnapped and forced to have sex with a dog/pig is a real thing That's a not uncommon fraternity hazing ritual, if I'm not mistaken. It's why frat bros tend to be bros for life, since they're bonded by trauma. I'm more concerned with the animals who are certainly being exploited by this outdated practice.
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Oct 19, 2017 13:21
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Not to make a huge derail but I never understood why people get pissed off at the immigrants working illegally and not the industries which routinely hire them and which would be less successful if they had to pay legal wages. Construction and hospitality (hotels, restaurants, etc) are hugely guilty of this, but no one ever suggests punishing them, it's always the immigrant's fault.
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Oct 19, 2017 16:37
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loquacius posted:I looked her up and I was like "yeah I can see it," then I saw she's mainly famous for being the voice of Bobby Hill and that kind of ruins it for me LOL, I don't think she'd use the Bobby Hill voice...unless you wanted her to!
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Nov 1, 2017 01:44
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That movie is so good--at least, it was when I saw it a while ago. I wonder if it holds up?
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Nov 5, 2017 02:50
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I Brake For MILFs posted:I've only ever seen lionshead in Southeastern PA. It's a good beer. I like the little puzzle gimmick on the caps. More beers should do stuff like that.
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Nov 24, 2017 16:49
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What the gently caress are the last 20 posts talking about? I confess I have no idea.
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Nov 25, 2017 03:37
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You should just read erotic stories, no one gets exploited and there's no sorrow on anyone's face. Unless your imagination is so primitive it needs to see moving images and sounds to give you a boner.
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Dec 2, 2017 02:05
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Hopper posted:What gives you the idea rimming is a common thing? I mean judging from porn videos it seems to be a niche thing, otherwise it would be as prevalent as BJs or Anal. It is not. And in comparison, even though facials seem to be in 4/5 vids now, I don't think many people spray their GFs in man juice. Hence rimming is probably not very popular. Or am I just naive? What's stopping you from experiencing one of the 6 great bedroom joys?
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Dec 17, 2017 21:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll luck a butt if asked, but I can count on one hand the times I just went for it unprompted. Sometimes it's just what you want, I dunno. There's still some naughty allure to the butt and if you're down there anyway, no real reason I can see not to go for it. It's not like you get poo poo on your tongue or whatever that confessor thought would happen.
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Dec 17, 2017 23:14
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Imagine you get down to it and it turns out he has a vagina instead of a penis. How would you feel in that situation?
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Jan 11, 2018 19:07
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Can anybody speak to the expected reaction here? I don't know very much about trans life / culture / dating, but I think with even a little bit of empathy, it would be obvious that you need to talk with a potential sexual partner before the moment is forced to its crisis. Also, if someone was presenting themselves as a woman, but had a penis, what would the sex even be like? Assuming the guy is okay with the penis being there--but since he was attracted to the woman, is it just oral sex for him and anal sex for her? Presumably the woman's penis would be erect, how would that affect everything? Hopefully my ignorance isn't offensive here, I'm genuinely curious how this would all play out, or how the confessor imagines it would play out.
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Jan 12, 2018 03:00
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I Brake For MILFs posted:This is probably the least intrusive and best way to do it. You can gauge their response and pretty much take the conversation anywhere. Is it really likely that the guy in question would know who a specific porn star is?
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Jan 12, 2018 13:41
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Bust Rodd posted:A lovely environment of drug users and losers is doing more damage than good. Who rescued who, indeed! Can someone really drink 68 beers in one day? That seems insane to me, but I've never been and haven't ever really hung around serious drinkers, I guess.
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Jan 15, 2018 22:09
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What a horrendous derail. Besides, flashman clearly states what would be a red flag for flashman. gently caress you if your politics overrides someone's personal choices.
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Feb 4, 2018 05:25
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"Give me crack and anal sex" --Leonard Cohen
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Feb 17, 2018 06:36
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Reminds me of that quote about luck: "I'm a firm believer in luck and find that the harder I work at something, the more luck I have."
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Inescapable Duck posted:Religious restrictions on sex are specifically designed to enforce unhealthy and dependent relationship dynamics. Can you elaborate on this?
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