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KomodoWagon posted:The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature. Magnificent. Also, since when did rectal thermometers have a big meaty mushroom tip?
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think I still have the PM. Let me check. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
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vortmax posted:Hairy rear end dude, you need a bidet attachment. It's the only civilized way to go. I think he means he's got hair 'in' his rear end. Not sure a bidet is gonna help that...
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Christ the cop was an obvious troll you nimwits. If he was a real cop you would all already be dead.
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:If cops were actually held to a higher standard that would be one thing. They're not. The cop that killed that Australian lady will probably get six months paid leave, maybe fired because she was white and sue his department for more free money. The system is pretty straightforward though. If you want to shoot people and not have to worry especially about the ramifications, then become a cop. As long as your IQ isn't crazy high it should be a breeze. If you don't want to shoot people then don't become a cop. The concept isn't exactly rocket surgery.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I usually take the cheating spouse stories at face value because 1) This thread serves as an outlet for anger and helps relieve your thirst for vengeance if you've been cheated on and 2) If the story is actually true then the confessor has an opportunity to vent and fantasize about how he or she is totally going to gently caress over the cheater. I'd much rather them get it off their chests in here, read what they wrote (and our responses to it), and think "holy crap maybe all those bad things are not a good idea after all! I sound like a psycho!" This response was entirely too reasonable.
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Solice Kirsk posted:This is why when I'm buried I wanna have a headstone that reads: I prefer (lets hope the message still parses accurately 1000 years from now): This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location… it increases toward a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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loquacius posted:is the context for this, like, dating sites or something Nah, just SA.
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Aug 3, 2017 18:02
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How is this supposed to make him feel better, its imitation crab meat
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loquacius posted:I hesitate to post this next one because of the current thread discussion, but it's the last fesh I have sooooo... Heh, at least the dude is putting an effort into a troll fesh post. More than I can say for the rest of you!
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ElGroucho posted:Same difference I don't see the dead suffering
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Common Core at work folks.
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Aug 17, 2017 16:50
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ha, that bag poo poo story reminds me of one of my friends. What a clever use of a lockdown to disguise his trash-making GBS threads fetish
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bradzilla posted:loving lmao at the trident bit of the trump fesh I know, that's where I lost it too. You can bet your sweet rear end if it was real Trump would be strutting around with the drat thing all day.
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Its practically an SCP post. Anyways its fake. Number stations aren't used like that (though you gotta love the creativity).
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Sep 7, 2017 21:04
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I'm pretty certain its Sam Elliot.
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Sep 20, 2017 19:59
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wesleywillis posted:You ever vacuum one off your taint? You'd probably jizz all over the place. This just denotes poor vacuum placement.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ban this sick filth. I know right. Its like, 'Dude, she was 8 years old once for christsakes!'. Just let it go!
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Sep 25, 2017 15:15
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Helluva way to turn that frown upside-down (or sideways - as it were).
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Sep 27, 2017 19:36
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If you've posted a fesh in this thread: CHEATING
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Sep 27, 2017 21:03
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Solice Kirsk posted:Jastiger dies on weird hills all the time. He's the Cuthbert Allgood of SA. 
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Sep 28, 2017 16:33
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facebook jihad posted:Goddam I'm a size 30 in the waist. One of his legs is literally thicker than my waist Hey, you free tonight?
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Sep 28, 2017 21:49
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blarzgh posted:Texas, and I'll thank you not to insult me any further. Remember, Ohio is famous for being the state most people leave the planet to get away from. Most of them return to Texas.
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Solice Kirsk posted:
Yeah, you left the rear end end off that.
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That's the best part of the joke!
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I always figured it was less about 'karmic' reward/score maximizing, and more about being the only real way you could force the act to be truly altruistic. If the charitable person gets no recognition or benefit from the act, then the only reason they would be doing it is because they took pleasure in the good in brought.
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Oct 13, 2017 19:08
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Theophany posted:lmao. Can't we set up a gofundme account for him or something!?!
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Oct 31, 2017 14:48
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Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
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Oct 31, 2017 16:47
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feedmegin posted:I've had threesomes in the past, they were ok I guess? Wait when did we start counting all-men threesomes? I thought that was cheating.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Same. I've had a bunch of them (be in a band is the best advice I can give to anyone from 17-25), and it's never as good as you think it will be. One on one has always been the best. For me at least. But for those of us late middle aged folk still looking to loose our virginity, threesome would be twice as effective right?
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Nobody would expect that the very architect of this thread would also be its secret puppetmaster
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Nov 1, 2017 15:17
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fruit on the bottom posted:They’re a loving partner who wants to get off on pleasing their SO, but knows deep down that they aren’t capable of it. While the rest of us can adequately delude ourselves into thinking we are capable of it.
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blarzgh posted:I'm no scientist, but if your mental associations of sex have overridden your biological imperative to the degree that your one true desire is to watch someone else pass on their genetic material in lieu of your own, then maaaayyybbeee there's some issues there you can work on? Or maybe they've just transcended the futility of biological imperatives, coming to terms with the meaninglessness of existence, and the ultimate realization that there is no sum of actions that will have any impact whatsoever in the grand scope of the universe. But you're probably right.
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blarzgh posted:As a being of pure spiritual energy, my aether wants to watch you rail my wife. I thought you'd never ask. Ohmmmmm.....
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loquacius posted:
Its an Anon fesh Success Story!
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loquacius posted:Three guesses how that relationship ended How long have you now been married?
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Dec 14, 2017 16:41
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@ 9"er Just find a sweet gal into cervix abuse.
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@ finishing partner before you get yours and ending too quickly: News flash brov, they're faking so that your silly rear end will get finished sooner and heave your immense mass off of them. Working as intended.
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Yeah its never exactly as either side makes it out to be. Therapy goon is probably insufferable and I think I side with his therapist wife.
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loquacius posted:also: everyone on the Internet who does not share your political opinions is a Russian plant Russia is still putting their 5th(really 4.5th) generation fighter aircraft together with wood glue. Not being hyperbolic, but in this specific case I believe its more likely they're extra-terrestrial than Russian built.
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Arven posted:If you can actually regularly kill coyotes that regularly with a bow, that's pretty drat impressive. I know people who've gone coyote hunting for years and taken dozens of shots at them (with rifles!) at never managed to hit one. I've gone myself and missed a shot; they don't stand still for you to shoot at them. Have you ever tried leaving bowls of food on your neighbors back stoop and just sitting and waiting for dem coyotes to take the bait?
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