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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Leavemywife posted:

Right, so someone with a special needs kid can gently caress off, because the word retard is useful to you, instead of, oh, I don't know, the thousands of other words you can use to describe that same person without using a, as you called it, a slur?

Tell me, should women stop being so sensitive about being called bitches, because, hey, it's a handy word to describe them?

Yeah I'm just gonna selfishly bring a retard to term in this world and then demand the rest of you cater to my foolish personal choices

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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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therattle posted:

Catering to someone’s personal choices =/= not using a word that you know is offensive. If someone chooses to have a mixed-race child, by your logic the child is “allowed” to get offended if you use a racial epithet but for the parent to get offended is “a bridge too far”. What next? Gays getting offended when you call them fags? When will the madness end! Don’t give up! Fight for your right to be a prick!

PS not only are you incapable of a rational argument, you’re an rear end in a top hat.

looks like this retard got triggered

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Sagebrush posted:


I just scroll through it with glazed eyes until I see something bold

I swear on holy Pete I won't abuse this information.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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RFC2324 posted:

My de-anonymous confession is that I have a friend who totally believes he has magic powers and can control the weather and wind. He is legitimately afraid to "lose control" of his powers because when he does a hurricane happens. That's right, every terrible hurricane in the last 10 years was caused by a fat, gay, alcoholic who works in IT for some tech company.

I am not fat.
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I don't work for a tech company.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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So how do I need to neglect my daughters specifically to make them grow up to be attracted to stable people with jobs?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Nonvalueadded User posted:

Go back through all the r/r posts where there is an M 10+ years older than the F. Would you want your (or anyobe’s) daughter attracted to any of these men?

Unfortunately we mostly learn how to have human relationships from our parent(s), and gently caress it’s deptessing to think about how this creates self-perpetuating negative cycles.

I’m not necessarily talking about romantic/sexual relationships. Seeing how bad parenting completely fucks up foster kids’ expectations of and behavior with other people is demoralizing.

The dudes getting posted about aren't stable.

And 'stable with a job' doesn't automatically mean someone much older, or a man

I mean, Pick's got a job

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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I just love the cross thread synergy!!

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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loquacius posted:

No commentary today, too tired


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gently caress them both and I hope he is never allowed to see his son after it is born. 

Jesus Christ, that's terrible what he's doing, but you'd do that to your own brother? Yikes.


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I'm the type that is very prone to overanalyzing things, especially these things, and I don't know what to make of this. How likely is it she really was just wondering about how my visa application went? Why did she call me at all if she has already moved on to this new boyfriend? Am I supposed to do or say something here? I hate these kinds of games. I miss her, and I think she knows that I miss her, and this just seems cruel. 


I hate to step on anyone's else territory but you really should consider doing some radical self surgery in the nether regions

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

You can't really choose your siblings. Sometimes they're unrepentant assholes.

Yeah, sometimes you get one that will maliciously get you fired for justice? i guess. I mean, it's not going to undo the cheating.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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burial posted:

Did I misinterpret or am I really the only one that thinks depriving a cheated on (and hopefully soon-divorced) new mother of potential income is a bad call? She may need the alimony/child support, which she can’t get if he isn’t working or is working a shittier job.

No, you weren't!

LingcodKilla posted:

If he cheats while you are knocked up with your child he’s an utter piece of poo poo that will cheat on you for the rest of the relationship. Best to get over it quick than come down with some disease that your husband will swear you got from a toilet seat.

Yeah, and hopefully he'll be in a position to make his child support payments!

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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I am becoming more convinced every day that I am possessed and want to contact the church, but I am scared they will just say I'm crazy

Idk, seems like a church would be the least likely place to get called crazy.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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I guess confessor thinks deer don't die unless they are killed.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Next thing you'll be telling me people die when they are killed.

I've heard that but I can't confirm it

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Quit answering the phone when she calls.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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A little woo-woo??

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Bust Rodd posted:

Tarot is fine, it’s like a fun wacky thing to do

So is slamming your dick in the door.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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The anonymous confession was that he's a 30 year old cashier. The boner stuff was just an aside.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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El_Elegante posted:

That’s nice, dear.

Just bag the groceries, please

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Colonel Cancer posted:

It's probably a symptom of profound mental illness.

She did marry a goon

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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RFC2324 posted:

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of pickles juice for a few weeks, then tell me if you want that in your body

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of stomach acid. No, we'll wait.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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sneakyfrog posted:

:catbert: jesus said to pay your taxes

jesus said a lot of stupid poo poo

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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loquacius posted:

Here's a story about aliens and also jerking off



Agreed that instead of feeling satisfying this just feels depressing all around but it sure isn't an unhappy ending

I mean if you really wanted to go all eye for an eye you probably should have raped him. :colbert:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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loquacius posted:


Sorry that happened of course, but, the question remains, why were you browsing bathroom creepshots

Of dudes no less

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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RFC2324 posted:

Homophobic much?

Not I, confessor is the one that thought that was some kind of wierdness multiplier.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Uh huh.....just how many "tall" counters to you run into everyday? Most? All of them?

Lol

My housing situation once deteriorated enough that I had to build myself an apartment in the loft of a barn and I put all the countertops at a natural, usable height. I always hated bending down to do the dishes. Once a short lady friend came over and she couldn't reach the back of the sink to turn it on.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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TheBizzness posted:

I don’t even know what “it’s way worse than aliens” could mean?

Is it the underground containment facility used to house monsters and appease ancient gods from Cabin in the Woods?

Are they running nazi like eugenics tests on minorities?

Is it the test grounds for all the disgusting sandwiches that KFC comes up with?

It's a post climate change apocalypse long term habitat that will save the elite of humanity but it's all hairdressers and telephone sanitizers Instagram influencers and Facebook executives.


I'd like to thank my phone for auto-capitalizing Instagram and Facebook, saving me from the trouble of making my obeisance on my behalf.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Yo send me one of those millennium falcons

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Good Ol Filbert posted:

It didn't occur to me to go seek comfort from our family dog, but now that you reminded me, I'm going to go see Dr. Yogi Bear more often. Thank you :shobon:>

Please don't molest your dog

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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loquacius posted:

I mean, your anger is correct at its core but you definitely seem to be mad at the wrong people. Be mad at the people running these companies, be mad at the people who let things get this bad, don't be mad at the people who you admit are just doing what they have to do to survive.

also uh you in fact cannot pay a ten-year-old to be a taxi driver


I mean, see a specialist

You said you've talked to doctors but I really don't think an expert in this field would say "eat more fiber" and have nothing else to contribute after you tell them you're already doing it.

I say get on a daily fiber pill (you can get them at CVS or whatever), stay on it diligently for long enough for it to count for due-diligence purposes, and then try to figure out who the best gastroenterologist in your area is and give them a call.

Also FWIW non-anonymous confession I have IBS (hence my knowledge of daily fiber pills) and probiotics definitely help. It seems like pseudoscience but they do, at least for me.


He needs to drink that poo poo they give you for a colonoscopy. That'll drive the ancient evil out

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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 she caught him messaging me saying he wanted to suck my dick ... turns out his girlfriend had a massive fit over what happened (fair) and then started kicking him, slapping him, and calling him a human being (not as fair).


I mean it's unconscionably rude but I wouldn't call it unfair

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Yep, it's a good one.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Loq, please derail this with fresh feshes

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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Splicer posted:

Miniatures of people you know? Yourself? Painted with your own body fluids? Someone else's? All of the above?

He did his penis up like a barber pole

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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 That's a terrible idea, even if I'm only doing it so I can verify whether it's really her.

:rolleyes:

Whatever, deviant

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

In 2020 when people were wearing masks in their cars and using hand sanitizer constantly, I was hanging out with my friend and her dad who is a doctor specializing in infectious diseases and he was like “hey it’s good you’re wearing masks but you know you can take those off when you’re outside unless you’re at a concert or something, you’re not going to get Covid walking down the street”

And yet last month my company decided to fire the groundskeeping crew because they wouldn't wear masks while mowing.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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 I have a Ph.D., a well paying, prestigious job,

Oh word

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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I hope any of the goons we recommended therapy to got some and are doing better!

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tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

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loquacius posted:


but fair warning I am a C-SPAM poster

*crosses self, mutters an oath*

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