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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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what about inner strength? how do you measure that? Huh?!

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i would strongly advice against messing with your hormones, my friends. those things are kept at a certain level for reasons unkown to man. you can try to defy nature in the quest for swoleness, but at what cost? at what cost?!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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how is it possible for men to syncope when they don't have a vasovagina?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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hitler was vegetarian

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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ham_sanitizer posted:

this is not true

edit: maybe this is true?
edit edit: maybe it’s not true?

luckily someone else has done the work, so that i don't have to

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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MikeCrotch posted:

Offseason Ronnie Coleman courtesy of Reddit



how do i work out my internal organs to make them as large as this guy's?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i know of a guy who was punched in the face by a german director a couple of times and as far as i know he's still doing okay

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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dads friend steve posted:

What’s cupping?

a pseudoscientific procedure where heated cups are applied to the skin. as the cups cool, suction is created inside the cups which is supposed to draw out "toxins". all it really accomplishes is rupturing blood vessels, causing bruises.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i just smash a meat tenderizing mallet against my fleshy bits to promote tissue growth. i'm theoretically almost a doctor

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i did my own internet research on the 9/11 terrorist attacks and now i'm pretty sure george bush did it. there are lots of people who say he did

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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CheesyDog posted:

No seriously try lifting weights

not so sure that's necessary. i've only been eating tons of salami and i'm getting huge!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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what was even the point of doing this? if he wanted more resistance, couldn't he just have added more plates?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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MA-Horus posted:

Also watching the dude on the rack beside me doing sumo deadlift and tearing his tender inner thighs to shreds and bleed all over the bar and not clean it uppppppp

that's free protein right there, so stop complaining and start licking

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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sir, this is a no crossfit zone

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Helios Grime posted:

This is such a goony post, I love it. :discourse:
Not hating, seriously.

it's a very good post.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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a lot of people would pay good money to get beaten up by a strong woman

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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maybe that's what happened to lowtax

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Omnikin posted:

My gym recently added a nautilus glute drive machine and I really want to try it later but I'm worried the strap won't fit around my ginormous salami gut

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvCJxRZgQVW/


I'm probably gonna scope it out for like half an hour and only try to use it when noone's around

get one of those belt extenders that extremely fat people have to use on airplanes

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Kurt Loadeater posted:

How the gently caress do you guys find the time?

take an hour or two out of your busy video gaming/tv watching schedule

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Dum Cumpster posted:

What if I do nothing but work and care for my family? How do I make time for my selfish hobby?

eat you're famil

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i seriously can't understand the mind of someone who would play music out loud from their phone's speaker in public with no awareness that everyone around you hates you

LordArgh fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Mar 23, 2019

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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cultivate a powerful olfactory aura by always wearing the same gym clothes and never washing them

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i don't see how eating collagen specifically could have an effect. it's a protein and like all proteins gets broken down into its component amino acids during digestion. when the body then absorbs these amino acids it doesn't care where they came from

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i've sat on more benches than you could ever imagine, bucko !!!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

my gym's radio was set to the christian station last night wtf

reps for jesus

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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a meal should have more colors than just brown, imo

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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i have a question about nutrition; chorizo is a type of salami, right?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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make the womenfolk handle all things child-related while you cultivate mass. like back in the olden days

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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MarcusSA posted:

I’m 99% sure it was this thread where someone threw the name of a high protein frozen dinner company out there but for the life of me I can’t find it and google is 0 help.

I just got back from a long trip and don’t have time to meal prep for the next few days so I need to run to the store and grab a few things to hold me over.

Does anyone remember the name of them? I remember they said they weren’t really cheap but the macros were good and the food was decent.

it's called "salami", idiot

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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14g of protein per 310 kcal seems like a good fit for the frog-tech program

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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https://i.imgur.com/NEXFewk.mp4

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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ElectricSheep posted:

fart club checking in

Not checking my drawers until I'm done, still don't regret eating an entire DiGornios supreme in one sitting last night

godspeed, brave goon

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Fhqwhgads posted:

I had some real momentum going but now I'm on mandatory leave which means I'm not even allowed to set foot in the corporate gym for two weeks. I have to go back to my local gym and I really can't work up the desire to go there again.

well boo hoo, princess

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Year 31; my body lies in ruin

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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ham_sanitizer posted:

my girlfriend told me my traps are almost too big and will look gross if they get bigger

counter with suggestions about how she can improve her own appearance

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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is that why people from iceland are so strong?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Data Graham posted:

Kinda surprised veganism is ok with eating yeast, those little dudes are alive

(I mean okay it's fungus, I dunno)

anything edible comes from things that have been alive. i don't think veganism is about avoiding that, as they would swiftly die out.

are you under the impression that plants, for instance, aren't alive?

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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MarcusSA posted:

Yeah but they refuse to eat honey tho? :confused:

that's an animal product, so that makes "sense"

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