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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Gonna have to be the one person here who disagrees heartily with the thread title. :colbert:

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah, you'll never get rid of us. We can lose 8 games next year and get a top 25 ranking in the preseason next year.

Georgia excels at this, too.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Crotch Bat posted:

There's no reason whatsoever that Baylor should field a football program for a decade and there's no reason Art Briles and his assistants should ever be allowed to coach the sport at any level.

I can't imagine what he said when he heard about the sexual assaults but I'm sure it'll make my skin crawl.

Yeah, I don't think it's an overreaction to say Baylor shouldn't be allowed to have football for a while. I'm sure it won't happen, though.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Chieves posted:

And what great timing for right after NSD, too!

I'm assuming the NCAA would let players transfer without penalty ala Penn State, but yeah, just another layer of icing on the poo poo cake.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

vikingstrike posted:

It kills me to think how the outcome of that would be if they literally ran the ball maybe 3 more times in the fourth. :(

The Super Bowl reminded me a lot of the national championship game in that regard. If Bama had run the ball a few more times and avoided repeatedly going three-and-out in a nanosecond on some of their late drives, there's probably not enough time left on the clock for Clemson. As it was, Bama and Atlanta kept their defenses out on the field far too long, and despite excellent first-half performances, they couldn't help but wilt at some point.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Baseball is a really big deal for the Cocks and for many of the other schools in South Carolina as well. Even the smaller colleges tend to have pretty good and well-supported programs.

As for other random sports, women's basketball has recently become a draw at SC -- I think we've led the nation in attendance for a couple seasons now. The equestrian team used to be awesome, but has fallen off a cliff for some reason.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

SC quarterback/outfielder Brandon McIlwain is transferring. Not surprising at all, given how Jake Bentley outclassed him and is the clear future at the position, but it's still a shame. He's a USC legacy and I was really hoping he could at least hack it on the baseball team, which was probably his best bet to begin with. But he couldn't even crack the lineup there, so here we are, unfortunately.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

LeeMajors posted:

Thats a shame. Any word on where he's headed?

Nah, not yet; he just announced it tonight. I was kind of expecting him to quit the football team after his mom had a social media meltdown about Jake Bentley starting, but it's a bummer he's leaving Columbia altogether. Not sure if he'll keep trying to play football or if he'll just focus on baseball from now on.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

swickles posted:

You have to question the intelligence of a QB that doesn't transfer out of a Muschamp offense.

His dad is our running backs coach, so v:shobon:v

I do think Bentley is very good and probably underrated because everyone's too busy slobbering over Eason.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Relevant to the "Never play this team" discussion, SC backed out of a scheduled road game against ECU in 2019. Don't even care if it makes us look shook, I'm loving sick of playing these guys.

RumbleFish fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Apr 19, 2017

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Frinkahedron posted:

Jealous, it's gonna be a goddamn century before VT stops playing ECU.

I think we still have two more games left on our original contract with them, so we'll see if those go off as planned. Probably, since they're both in Columbia.

It looks like we dumped the 2019 date because we'd only have six home games if we'd kept it (we have another neutral site game against UNC that year).

RumbleFish fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Apr 19, 2017

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Crotch Bat posted:

I don't know about that but they owe the ACC either a network or a whole boatload of cash in the near future.

Yeah, that whole ACC Network thing looks a bit dubious right now.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

lamentable dustman posted:

hahaha, whoops

Long Horn Network still going strong though! Doesn't matter really. Either they give us a network or they give us a poo poo ton of money and we keep using Raycom for low tier games. Whatever they decide.

The SEC Network is still based in Charlotte, at least, so that's a possibility.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

MourningView posted:

Ryan Succop if you want to count a kicker

Beat me to it. Ryan Succop owns.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Some poor widdle Tennessee recruit got shook on his official visit to Columbia when we beat UT last year:

quote:

Calbert said game day started with South Carolina coaches and players telling the recruits they were going to beat Tennessee that night.

“I was in the locker room, because Coach Muschamp said we’re not going to feed you any bull crap, what you see is what it is,” Calbert said. “I wasn’t scared in the sense for my life, but I was scared because there were a lot of things going on in that locker room, nothing illegal, just words being used, ‘We’re going to kill Tennessee.’

“Really, it was like a riot; it was, who was hungry enough to come out and take somebody’s head off, like literally, like they really wanted to kill Tennessee, like slaughter everybody,” Calbert said. “It was a savage mentality.”

:unsmigghh:

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

tactlessbastard posted:

My wife has a lifetime friend that married an Alabama girl who at the wedding in Tuscaloosa insisted that everyone that wasn't from within 30 miles of Tuscaloosa was Yankee scum.

I did an internship in Orangeburg, SC one summer and people there considered me a Yankee because I'm from Charlotte and don't talk like I just fell off a turnip truck. I also had a teacher in high school who loved saying she'd been "up north" because she'd visited North Carolina.

FizFashizzle posted:

Move Clemson to the SEC and butcher USC's football program for good.

No thanks. Of course, if Auburn and/or Alabama get moved to the East, that'll happen anyway.

RumbleFish fucked around with this message at 16:13 on May 30, 2017

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Warbird posted:

And they were correct. I'm in Charlotte and the only actual southern things in this area are my nards. Now you go about 30 minutes in any given direction that isn't following I-77 and then you're in the South proper. Asheville and The Triangle have similar rules; the former being about 10 instead of 30.

Also, the BBQ game here is weaker than the football.

Yeah, Charlotte is a transplant town and also very fond of bulldozing any history/personality it has in favor of more apartment towers for banker bros. The most Southern thing about it is probably Bojangles or all the NASCAR stuff. For the most part, it's Generic American City, which is why I assume film crews loved setting up here. I still love it, though.

Joey Freshwater posted:

So you're the one other person that knows Orangeburg exists. My grandfather has lived there for as long as I remember (He's 100 now) and I hate going to that town.

Super poor, rural, racist...Orangeburg is pretty much the worst of what SC has to offer. I had a great experience with the internship itself, but was very happy to drive home every day.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

pillsburysoldier posted:

Dabo Swinney has beaten every active National Championship winning coach

Truly the darkest timeline.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

KKKLIP ART posted:

Yeah it could be bad for a lot of schools, and I don't doubt that with a few exceptions the SEC has the best bag men. There is nothing to stop them from going down the list asking school by school who offered money to play.

We won't be implicated, then. We either literally don't have bag men or they're the cheapest motherfuckers alive.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Crotch Bat posted:

You guys had like 5 straight top 20 classes under Spurdog, something was going on down there.

Spurrier's name and persona really helped at first, and then the state of SC had some excellent talent for a couple years. But that well ran dry and then Spurrier stopped caring (and I guess kids stopped caring about him, too). We've been recruiting at a consistently decent level for a while now, sure, but we've never had a mind-blowing, Ole Miss kind of class. 2007 is the biggest one we've ever had and I think it was just barely a top-10 class nationally -- which is still very good, especially for us, but has not happened before or since.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

The well didn't run dry.

Dabo's jesus power overdid Spurrier's old drunk grandpa routine.

My uncle does some scouting for clemson in spartanburg. it's one of the most fertile recruiting grounds in the country.

Dabo obviously didn't help matters, but Clemson gets a lot of talent from out of state -- they haven't been as hyper-local as us, at least not for some time. Most of their biggest stars (Boyd, Watkins, Watson, Spiller, etc.) have been dudes from Florida or Virginia or Georgia. SC in general has been in a bit of a "down" period for high school football talent, though obviously even if there are only a handful of elite guys, Clemson can get them all now.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I'm just shocked.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Chad Morris is the architect of Clemson's offensive success, so it makes sense that people are still high on him even though he hasn't done much at SMU yet. I believe he was the lead recruiter for Deshaun Watson as well, so he should get a lot of credit for that natty despite no longer being there.

RumbleFish fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jul 25, 2017

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Scarf posted:

https://twitter.com/BlairRIVALS/status/889994320237002752

Some of those schools are literally porn bots on tinder, liking everyone...

Not surprised we're in the top 20 now and it's honestly a good thing to see. Spurrier's staff seemed content to sit on offers like they were piles of gold (mostly because they didn't want to recruit and were lazy as hell).

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Late to 2007 chat, but I couldn't really enjoy the craziness of that season as much as others because of how horrifically we fell apart at the seams. It started with a stunning (yet on brand) chokejob to Vandy and ended with a heartbreaking home loss to Clemson. Six loving losses in a row. The only high points were beating UGA -- which is always awesome, but was even better for how much it hosed them over that year -- and beating a surprisingly good Kentucky team that at one point had a Heisman contender in Andre Woodson. Everything else was garbage.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Our media team/marching band did a cool recreation of the Last Chance U intro:

https://twitter.com/GamecockFB/status/892514431321636864

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Georgia too high as usual; sky blue, water wet.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

https://twitter.com/JimmyWatson6/status/895337103986311170

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I've known two couples who just did the courthouse thing on their own time and then later threw a big rear end party at their house as the "reception." Frankly, it owned. No absurd wedding costs or stressful planning for them, no ceremony for the guests to sit through or formal clothing required, just the fun parts.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

god I had forgotten '11 Auburn-South Carolina, what a terrible game

I hadn't because that loss was really loving annoying and yet another frustrating example of how we can't ever beat Auburn.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I've never given enough of a gently caress about the Big 12 and especially Big Ten to pick rooting interests there, but I pull for UNC (they're my No. 2 as my childhood/hometown team) and I've always had a soft spot for Arizona State for some reason. Utah used to be my mid-major of choice, back when they were still in the Mountain West, so I've been watching their adjustment to the Pac-12 with interest. I also root for Army because my dad went to West Point and I hate watching successful teams, apparently.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I hate all other SEC teams (except for a few from the West I'm just sort of apathetic about, since we never play them), but I don't mind the extra cash and extra credit we get for being in this league. It's possible to acknowledge that conference perception can do some good for your program without swinging into being a full-on solidarity homer. It's a fine line to toe, too, because if certain teams are netting your conference accolades and exposure but also cockblocking you from ever winning said conference, obviously those benefits start to disappear.

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

We're almost definitely losing to N.C. State, but N.C. State is also really good at being supremely disappointing, so this is anyone's game to lose really.

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