Phlag posted:

Der Spiegel: Meet Donald Trump's Propagandist



It's afternoon, and Jones is walking through the studio, his adrenaline level high and his blood sugar low. He needs to get something to eat. Platters of BBQ - chicken, beef and sausages - are set out on a table in the conference room. "Good barbecue," says Jones. "You tasted it already?"

He piles up food onto a plastic plate, and then he suddenly takes off his shirt without explanation. With his bare torso, he sits there and shovels meat into his mouth, a caricature of manliness, but also a show of power to the reporter sitting in front of him. He can do as he pleases.

Then Jones gets up and holds out a sausage. "Wanna suck?" he asks.

Madcosby posted:

Manafort's probably hired a food taster for himself

turn off the TV posted:

Lol we got a bigly boys

https://twitter.com/justinsink/status/847899898724986880

Mammal Sauce posted:

My area is complicated and I actually voted Trump/Pence and the rest was pretty much straight ticket Democrat. Why? Well, a few years ago here in Indiana, Mitch "the Bitch" Daniels and Tony Bennett destroyed public education as much as possible. Mass layoffs and you'd better hope the $3 of supply money allotted to your class was enough to buy everything you needed for the year. Oh, and you received an excellent review from the principal and that's the only way to get a bonus/raise as a teacher in Indiana after we poo poo-canned the pay scale for seniority? gently caress you, we're not going to give your school enough money actually to pay out and, no you'll never get it later either.

Then, Mike Pence was elected into office and stripped, raped and strangled every last drop of power from Glenda Ritz, our state superintendent.

However, Mike Pence really likes the subjects in my department. Schools that ditched these classes, fired teachers and shuttered that wing of the school during Daniels' reign suddenly started resurrecting classes, updating curriculum and rehiring teachers to bring classes back in the past couple years. He even showed up to the last day of training for a dual credit class I teach to give a speech and shake everyone's hand as we received certificates.

I'll be the first to admit, it's FYGM, but if it wasn't for Pence I'd probably have to get certified in something else or ditch teaching completely if I wasn't teaching a class that the students want to be in.

ROFL Octopus posted:

Sir this is the lol thread, not the thread

turn off the TV posted:

Lol Donald Trump is cutting funding for domestic antiterrorism programs, many of which were put in place because the United States once had 1000 bombings a year.

I'm very excited.

Maya Fey posted:

Quidam Viator posted:

naw man, that's just reality, if i'm gonna use my imagination, it's gotta be for something like totally unbelievable that i could only imagine in my head

you know like.... trump embarrasses the united states so badly that in a last, desperate bid to kill the cancer before it kills us, the american people unite together in the "America, Have You No Shame" project, in which we band together to hunt and kill every last person who voted for Trump.

see, it's based in what happened around this same narrative point in the collapse of the roman republic, you know, like with sulla proscribing all the assholes? i'll be doin that with my imagination, thank you, at least what i'm imagining is totally unreal LOL americans taking responsibility for loving up everything AHAHAHAHAHA

Flesh Forge posted:

did you mean to link to the comments section, aside from the content of the article which is incredibly lolsome

turn off the TV posted:

In another bizarre, seemingly nonsensical twist

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/864643267325026304

E:

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/864642294024216577

Lol

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

if you think that trump would help anyone but himself and his family you've got another lol coming

TotalLossBrain posted:

Here's a coming lol:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/AngelFoxMedia/status/871208354303143936

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

oh my god, what's going on? some please post something for those who can't watch. pee tape real?

Catastrophe posted:

My god, the Super Deluxe "live remix" stream of the Sessions testimony is 100% pure drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeJc2cHD0Q

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Thank you, Feminasty Slut.

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

lmao, Donnie's special little high-quality boy made a no-no nothingburger

Skoora posted:

We need to counteract Kid Rock running by going full leftist with Jello Biafra. He's already run for office before and had a sweet catchphrase: There's always room for Jello!

Kjoery posted:

mono posted:

A former spokesman for President Obama slammed President Trump for being "too stupid to figure out Infowars is garbage"

Hihohe posted:

Can I get that tweet thread again where the guy just lists every monstrous thing Joe Apartheid did

ephex posted: