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Rabid Snake posted:Those workers sure did though hahahahaha ignorant rubes who belatedly realize they've been had
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old beast lunatic posted:They're not wrong because his base is loving retarded. Trump is the embodied id of every angry old white fatass across these United States
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communism bitch posted:Like 6 or 8 years ago maybe there was a really awesome charity drive in gbs to raise money for a school in Haiti called Matenwa. I remember that too. They used some of the money to build a really nice outhouse for the school (the kids had been using a pit in the ground before) and they wrote and sang a little song for us about how happy they were with the new toilet.  The year before that was the bees, I think.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'd almost feel sorry for scavino, if not for how he is a willing employee and not chained to trump while wearing a metal bikini. Given the general surreal tenor of our days, this isn't off the table
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/951672498147512320?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 why are all these alt-right boys frail yet greasy-looking twinks
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goldenninjawarrior posted:In excellent health... for someone who's been dead two years. no that's Bannon
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:give back his phone already, you jerks!
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Burt Sexual posted:Teflon Don Chavela > Aida
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RaceBannon posted:in other news; haiti is a shithole. thanks for the update, Mr President
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Does no one else find this display pretty racist or at least staggeringly ignorant? I mean, why is Malala on there? She isn't from an African country or Haiti which were the countries being discussed at that meeting. I think it's just because she is a poc? I think those are all countries that Trump has insulted lately. Malala's in there because he laid into Pakistan in a tweet and called them liars who support terrorism.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/JesseFFerguson/status/952351881703149576?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 how many times has that photo been retweeted to him, lol
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brylcreem posted:I hear "I'd" That's just the fat old man wheezing between syllables.
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:whilst foreign mole spotted
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Jan 14, 2018 20:48
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Cotton and Perdue on tv looking uncomfortable. "So did the president say those words?" "I don't remember hearing that." "But Lindsey Graham was there and he says the account is accurate. Did he say it?" "I did not hear the president insult any individual or group of people." "But did he say it?" "President Trump is focused on the economy. Why don't you ever talk about the economy?"
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A Fancy Hat posted:*mic is cut off as VP Pence desperately tackles Trump to shut him up* What do you suppose goes on in Pence's head every day? I wonder sometimes.
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I hope that ends up in the Smithsonian
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Mittens "Mitt" Romney What part of the car does Mitt Romney's dog ride on?
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LordSloth posted:The New Yorker has an exclusive inside look at Pence's shriveled heart: “Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,” the source said. “Jared, for example.” 
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New Gallup poll, Republican satisfaction with the state of the country is the highest it’s been since 2007. I guess this really is what they wanted.
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Peace de Bundy posted:i'm paul ryan, and despite being literally the machine, im here to workout to my bros, rage against the machine oldie but still goodie
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Jan 15, 2018 22:58
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Doubt it. Those are bumper plates. They look like 45lb plates but are lighter, all the way down to 15lbs hahahaha almost as good as posing with the mostly-tame tiger shot between its eyes on a canned hunt
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Jan 15, 2018 23:10
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goldenninjawarrior posted:At the end they gotta live under the Trump administration but without the awareness to get lols out of it. That's all that's keeping me going tbqh
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The water in your toilet is cleaner than the water most of the world gets to drink. That’s good news for you!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/953231276177281024?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 NK dropping some pretty sick burns lately
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I have to find a video of the whole thing, I just saw Joe doggedly insisting that he was right, I missed the part where Melber owned the gently caress out of him, that's priceless. Another Ted Crockett moment. Pretty soon we'll have enough for a supercut.
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fishing with the fam posted:I can't believe that tweet is still up. Is everyone around just too afraid to say "Mr President, that tweet does not say what you want it to say"? That second tweet is from a fake account, right? RealDonaldTrimp?
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fishing with the fam posted:Noooooo, it finally happened. Made it through over a year of the Trump presidency, but they got me eventually. We've all been there, man. Don't worry, if it's not true now, it will be at some point.
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TulliusCicero posted:Not going to lie, that last Garrison cartoon on immigration took me from laughing at him and feeling a little sorry for his sad, broken brain to "gently caress this shithead and everyone who thinks like he does, hope whatever Trump does fucks up their lives even more." He's always bad, but I had to check to make sure the immigration one wasn't actually Kelly from the Onion. It even has the little labels and the suffering American taxpayer to go with its grotesque racist caricatures.
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moskiitto posted:Bannon is (probably?) going to have such a good deal from Mueller that nothing what WH says is going to stop him from answering. He got kicked off the Mercer gravy train too, that has to infuriate the hell out of him. Hope he sings like a drunken gin-blossomed canary.
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ruddiger posted:goddamn I thought this was a joke post then I saw the same test sheet posted on a couple news sites. 
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What do you think the drones who write for Dear Leader's twitter account are like? I wonder about that sometimes. Their DPRK counterparts, too.
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We Know Catheters posted:There's pruno 😉 Bannon is human pruno, he manufactures his own toilet wine
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Madcosby posted:Holy poo poo you guys are loving presidential systematic agenda prodding
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Jan 17, 2018 20:28
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It's the same test they gave an aunt of mine who had early-onset dementia starting in her fifties. She got worse and worse until eventually she drove onto the highway going the wrong way and caused a huge accident. It's the test they give you to document that your brain has decayed past recovery and it's time for you to be committed, it's pretty much never given to someone with the expectation they will pass it.
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communism bitch posted:Do you think he wears a girdle under his suits yes Burt Sexual posted:Spanx yes Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:a buttplug, hence the smiles and the awkward gait unquestionably yes
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Jose posted:i loving hope he fires kelly taken out by the emptiest barrel of them all
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Is this one of those million-to-one weird shot things, like Betsey DeVos somehow becoming president? I'm no Constitutional scholar, but I don't see how that would work. The fallout would be glorious, though. Edit: clicked through, yes, it's basically just a bullshit thought exercise. This is not a sequence of events that is going to happen, not even in our new vorovskoi mir reality. 1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed 2. Trump resigns or is impeached 3. Pence resigns or is impeached 4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and nominates Hillary Clinton as his VP 5. Ryan resigns 6. President Clinton! Jikes fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jan 18, 2018 |
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Mandator posted:this is realistic 1. Trump/Russia collusion revealed 2. Trump resigns or is impeached 3. Pence resigns or is impeached 4. Paul Ryan assumes the presidency and is impeached 5. Orrin Hatch assumes the presidency and is impeached 6. Rex Tillerson assumes the presidency and is impeached 7. Steven Mnuchin assumes the presidency and is impeached 8. James Mattis assumes the presidency and is impeached 9. Jeff Sessions assumes the presidency and is impeached 10. Ryan Zinke assumes the presidency and is impeached 11. Sonny Perdue assumes the presidency and is impeached 12. Wilbur Ross assumes the presidency and is impeached 13. Alexander Acosta assumes the presidency and is impeached 14. Eric Hargan assumes the presidency and is impeached 15. Ben Carson is declared clinically dead and ineligible for the presidency 16. Elaine Chao assumes the presidency and is impeached 17. Rick Perry assumes the presidency and is impeached 18. President Betsy DeVos!
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